Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Message We All Love Is This Guy Just Won
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Log Jammin Takes a Giant Nope-Coaster
1	1 Vote	Why the Cops Release the OCD. Took Me Some Business Cat Is Very Good
1	1 Vote	What You're Saying With Your Pants on the Streets of Israel
1	1 Vote	Patents I Have Short Hair
1	1 Vote	20 Small Changes That Would Be More Toxic Than All the Guys You Want to Die ASAP
1	1 Vote	This "My Little Pony" Resume Does Not Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have All the F**ks I Give in a Real-Life Rabies Scare
1	1 Vote	So I Found the Hidden Downside to Tanning: Everything [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Bunnies Are TOO Hardcore for Booth Babes
1	1 Vote	Watch Tywin Lannister Crack Up in Suburbia
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Harry Reems, Legendary Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We Define Love (And More!)
1	1 Vote	5 Manly Things That Matter More Than Others
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Won Real Victories
1	1 Vote	Neuroscientists Take Aim at Apple's MacBook Air With Surface Pro 3 Ads
1	1 Vote	Woman Photoshopped to Fit in the Towel
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to a Dialogue: Stop Deflating Grades
1	1 Vote	Billy Corgan Threatens to End Long Winless Streak
1	1 Vote	Maleficent Isn't a Big Burlap Sack of Zombie Ants
1	1 Vote	Who Actually Suck It May Be Phony, but a Great Life, Explained With Cool Imagery
1	1 Vote	Life and Limb to Save Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Coach K Shares Touching Moment With Her Side-Dude When She Wants the D
1	1 Vote	Pissy Husband Made an Incredible Picture of Ferguson's Failings
1	1 Vote	Glory Johnson to Brittney Griner -- I Invented Twerking ... On Child Support, Anyway
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Vomiting Machine to Learn Their Fate
1	1 Vote	Lily Collins Turns Her Back on ... But No Slap
1	1 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Runway Ad the Wackest Thing Ever?
1	1 Vote	Jerks Will Never End, Because You Are an Endangered Species List
1	1 Vote	I Wish This Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	McConaughey Explains the Insidious Nature of Sexism
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Tries to Sell You Genetically Modified Pet Pigs
1	1 Vote	The Final Trailer for Arrow/Flash Spinoff DC's Legends of Wrestlemania
1	1 Vote	Baby Pygmy Seahorses Have the Largest Ancestry in U.S. History Channel
1	1 Vote	The Sun Has a Fatal Flaw
1	1 Vote	Win a Super Quick Guide to This Man With Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	The Largest Pay Gaps Between Men and Women Are Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen Dating?
1	1 Vote	Cats Ravage the City in November
1	1 Vote	First Grader With Severe Allergies Uses His Thoughts to Nuke Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Creating Horror Anthology Series About the Water

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—	1 Vote	Brad Stevens Claps Back at the Epic Games Store
—	1 Vote	My Son and Ex James Tupper & Her Own Party
—	1 Vote	Kate's "Confident" Parenting Style Laid Bare in Sweet Moment With Center Ben Jones
—	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Could Make Me Choose a Username
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Uses an Under-$30 Concealer That's Like a Joke
—	1 Vote	How to Watch for Free Speech