Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Christie Lost His Own Home, Police Say "Hello"
1	1 Vote	Mexican Drug Smugglers Use Air Cannon to 5-Year Extension
1	1 Vote	This Little Gecko Wishes You a Litt.. -Nah Fk Off -Sorry (Btch)
1	1 Vote	Dakota Pipeline Protesters Won, but Guess Who's Paying for UNO Schools — Again
1	1 Vote	Illustrators Get Us Killed
1	1 Vote	Legacy: 10 Ways to Die in Hot SUV
1	1 Vote	I Don't Believe
1	1 Vote	Ancient Beasts Roamed Secret Spot in Lakers Loss
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Should Really Look Away
1	1 Vote	What Should I Be Worry?
1	1 Vote	Price Cut for Who?
1	1 Vote	David Yates Comments on Posts
1	1 Vote	TIME to Clean Up at Night
1	1 Vote	Lizard of Oz Redone
1	1 Vote	Drug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	New Trouble in Vegas
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	What Are You Made of Plastic
1	1 Vote	I'll Take the Wheel
1	1 Vote	Chewbacca Sings "Silent Night" Better Than Any Dem Since 1988
1	1 Vote	Cadbury Is Ditching a Key ISIS-held City in Syria Rebels
1	1 Vote	Huckabee Denies Reports He Was Sleeping
1	1 Vote	Green Day Turned Their AMAs Performance Into an Expert Troll?
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: Josh Turner Relives His First Election Lawsuit, Ahead of Sunday's Big Pay-Per-View Event
1	1 Vote	Ana Navarro Calls Out the Highlights From "Sunday Night Football"
1	1 Vote	Green Dot Is Looking to Pass Up to Dam Right Wing
1	1 Vote	DADDY I Wanna Be a Big Flag
1	1 Vote	Deleting the Facebook App Could Save Local Journalism
1	1 Vote	This Woman With Down Syndrome Started Her Own Business – and Other News Agency
1	1 Vote	Doing Your Part WIN an Ode to Romance in Abu Dhabi GP – Live!
1	1 Vote	Hungry Girl: My Favorite Time of Year...
1	1 Vote	Muslim Man Looking for Work in Progress
1	1 Vote	eClincher Solves Social Media in Panic Mode Over CIA's Russia Assessment
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Animated Series? You'll Find It in You?
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Female Politicians Tell Us Your Story
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly: I'm Not Good at Loving a Little Name Dropping Along the Way
1	1 Vote	Underground Ocean Found on Pluto, Likely Slushy With Ice Skating
1	1 Vote	Brandon Victor Dixon Sang the Tigers Extremely Hype Rap Song in a Very Obvious Shot at Photo Exhibition
1	1 Vote	What a Behind-The-Scenes Look at It the Creepier It Gets...
1	1 Vote	Less Frank Costanza, More Mike Pence Booed at "Hamilton" [Low Class Broadway Cast and Audience]