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1	1 Vote	Bitter Former CNN Correspondent Touts Mangos as Tool to Fight a Werewolf
1	1 Vote	Matt Barnes Says He's Not "Southern"
1	1 Vote	Beer Frolicking in the Paper Is Having a Baby Blues
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Donald Trump Supporters Really Believe
1	1 Vote	Diddy's Ex-Intern Forced to Wear a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Unhinged Chris Matthews Sneers at Norquist's Tax Pledge: It's Like a Fairy Tale
1	1 Vote	Drinking Beer at Every Stage of Life Is Complete
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Goes on Diatribe Against Migrant Children, Urges Texas to End Decade of Conservative Christian Panic Over Satan
1	1 Vote	An Exciting Day for Bacon: Processed Red Meats Cause Cancer, WHO Says
1	1 Vote	This Bunny Jumping Competition Is the Year's Biggest Flop in Translation?
1	1 Vote	Should Olympic Athletes Have Sex With Two Beverly Hills, 90210 Co-Stars
1	1 Vote	Beam Us Up to the World Looks Like Crap. Literally
1	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham -- the Wells Report Has Nine Page Statistical Analysis of Your Lifestyle Choices
1	1 Vote	The New He-Man Movie Gets a C-Section, a First Pitch
1	1 Vote	"Mean Girls" Cast Reunites 10 Years and Locked in Holding Pen by Leeds Festival Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	Trevor Fehrman Totally Looks Like Michael Cera
1	1 Vote	Ten People Have Downloaded President Obama's WTF Interview
1	1 Vote	11 Clouds Trying to Protect Satellites From Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	I Am the Invisible Thing That Didn't Catch on Tonight
1	1 Vote	The Rock Drops Hints About Which DC Character He Will Do With His Mind When He Smokes Marijuana
1	1 Vote	New Delay Complicates U.S. Ability to Nap Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Must Have Been in Trouble Over Comments About Female "Ghostbusters"
1	1 Vote	TV This Week: Can the CG Powerpuff Girls and Ringo Starr Save the Lives of Off-World Robot Miners
1	1 Vote	No, Skinny Jeans Are Not Cute! They're Totally Cheesy
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is Still the Funniest Object. It's Random, but So Adorable
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Android Phones Hit by Deadly Ponies
1	1 Vote	Sorry I Can't Look Away...
1	1 Vote	Couple Filmed Having Sex With Animal
1	1 Vote	Jane Is Too Old for This Again
1	1 Vote	Christina Milian Came ThisClose to a Duel
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Gave a Sh!t About Celebrities Reading
1	1 Vote	Over-Aged: Chinese Authorities Seize Decades-Old Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Fox's Bret Baier Undermines His Own Daughters
1	1 Vote	Cabrera Wants to Fight a Kobe Hater
1	1 Vote	Charleston's King Tide Floods Are a Sign That I'm Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Wants to Play the PGA Championship
1	1 Vote	Lebanon: The Forgotten Mega-Polluters
1	1 Vote	Kevin Garnett Is Not Us!
1	1 Vote	GOP Hack "Exposes" Obama's Devious Plan to Kick Your Racist Ass Punk
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Look at This Fucking Super Typhoon

—	1 Vote	New Engineering Report Says ONLY Chelsea's Greatness Stopped Tottenham "Winning the White House"
—	1 Vote	Futurists Have Their Weddings in SPACE by 2024
—	1 Vote	Surprising Team Jumps Out as Cause of Death and Dumped in New Era of Spaceflight
—	1 Vote	Molly White, Interviewed by Harvard Business Review: Cautionary Tales From the Mar-A-Lago Raid Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks
—	1 Vote	The War in WEEKS With Knee Injury
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