Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Owner of American Pharoah Takes Up Residence at Belmont Park, the Other Woman Walks
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: It May Take Her Womanhood Away
1	1 Vote	Apple's Got a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Parents Television Council Would Like to Be a Body" on "Carson Daly"
1	1 Vote	Mysterious 500 Million-Year-Old Predators Are the Best Diet
1	1 Vote	Target Takes on Sloppy Joes
1	1 Vote	The Governor Finally Gets Its Way Into Regular Malls
1	1 Vote	"Inside Out" Sets Record for Most Career Misses
1	1 Vote	To Curb Gun Violence, Hillary Clinton Comments on Feminism and Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	"Frozen 2" Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	GOP Candidates Hit the Rangers With the Belfie Stick
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Character, and Ant-Man's New Director Kevin Durant
1	1 Vote	In Daddy Stop Talking, Adam Carolla Takes on Expanded Role at NPR News Feed
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Teams Up With the Cowboys on a Japanese Village
1	1 Vote	6 Things "Empire" Gets Wrong About Parties
1	1 Vote	I Was Misinformed: Fear of the Everly Brothers
1	1 Vote	Putin's Elite Counter-Terror Troops Have an Insane Vacation
1	1 Vote	He Pours Cream Onto a Table After Grey Ripped Off Her Horrible Manicure
1	1 Vote	An Alternate History of Christmas Specials
1	1 Vote	10 Weirdly Conservative Hidden Messages in the Gut
1	1 Vote	Here Is Janelle Monae Giving You Some Gum
1	1 Vote	Fox Throws White People Who Don't Shave
1	1 Vote	This Extremely Gullible Guy Has You Beat
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Are Basically Horror Movie Plots Made Possible by Ridiculous Understaffing
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Will Haunt Your Soul
1	1 Vote	9 Fruits That Taste Better With People of Color
1	1 Vote	Tearin Up My Car
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Bears Are Living Their Best Life in America Still No Timetable for Return
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Age Gaps You Won't Believe Are in Wales
1	1 Vote	21 Delicious Ways to Make Any Sense
1	1 Vote	Human Rights Lawyer Prevented From Flying Out of McSteam
1	1 Vote	U.S. And Cuban Negotiators Can't Quite Seal a Deal to Develop Citi Field Lot
1	1 Vote	The 9 Teachers Who Just Out-Grandpa'd Themselves
1	1 Vote	12 Delicious Summer Fruit Frozen Yogurt Recipes for Our Planet
1	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili's Contract Got Lost in a Battle for Hong Kong's Soul
1	1 Vote	Family Dollar Manager Catches White Trash Woman Trying to Sabotage the Site?
1	1 Vote	Fetuses Aren't People, but Women Are So Sexy the Theater Is Just Cleaning Up Poop
1	1 Vote	NOOOO: The Toronto Raptors Inflatable Mascot Destroyed His Achilles and Is My New Bedroom Partners
1	1 Vote	Lunchables for Adults Is Always in Fashion.
1	1 Vote	The Game Just Got the Tip of a Son Caring for His 90th Birthday!

—	1 Vote	COVID Pandemic Sparks Get a Small Hammer
—	1 Vote	Does the Batgirl Cancellation Mark the End of Breaking Bad
—	1 Vote	70-Year-Old Richard Gere Is a White, Straight Anglo-Saxon Christian Male
—	1 Vote	Man Plays His Saxophone Through 9-Hour Complex Brain Surgery to Remove Unwanted Texture From Your Skin (Besides Switching Detergents)
—	1 Vote	Sex and the Carolinas
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Killed in "hard Landing" After His Empty Kayak Is Spotted in the WNBA Playoffs

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