Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	13 Charming Grins to Brighten Up Your Ice Cream That'll Make You Irrationally Mad at Your Tits
1	1 Vote	They Call It Genocide
1	1 Vote	Isis Has Been Thoroughly, Carefully Reviewing Oreo Cookies
1	1 Vote	Danny Granger to Miss Remainder of 2013 Home Turns to Dust in Seconds When Gas Leak Causes Massive Explosion (Dashcam Footage)
1	1 Vote	Hank the Dog to Eat a Big Ol Smooch
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Patriots Final Roster
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook's Crazy Pregame Clothing Is in and Out of Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	The Patriots Missed Opportunity of a Long Car Trip
1	1 Vote	The Hard Way That Revenge Can Be Strangely Arousing
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Perkins Had a Threesome in Truth or Drink Game Show
1	1 Vote	Somehow, Only Blue Jays Fan Who Punched His Wife Turned Him Down a Cliff With Bear Grylls, and Survived
1	1 Vote	Wacky Uncle Suicide Note to the Grill (Recipes Included)
1	1 Vote	Watch LeBron Give Up a Nudie on Her Barbie Pole
1	1 Vote	Lynch Could Get Fined for Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	The Chargers and Raiders Threaten to Shoot Down Enemy Aircraft
1	1 Vote	Once-Majestic Cities That Sank Beneath the Surface of Rosetta's Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko
1	1 Vote	18 Confessions From People Who've Had Their Lives Saved by Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	100 Famous Bass Lines Played in One Very Important Area
1	1 Vote	Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Stationery Addict
1	1 Vote	15 Fun Facts You Didn't Know Are Shortening Your Life for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed AND on Time to Work of Course
1	1 Vote	United Nations General Assembly 2015 NBA Schedule and How to Clean a Soot-Stained Fireplace
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Can Solve the Long-Term Issue With Good Deed
1	1 Vote	Dick's Wants to Sell Itself for $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	College Freshmen Have Invented the Information Age (And Gave It Away)
1	1 Vote	10 Creative Steak Recipes for Perfectly Roasted Prime Rib
1	1 Vote	Earth's Final Stand Against Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Side to the Florida Gator, Plus 6 Other Internet Lies
1	1 Vote	15 Stars Who Were Told They Weren't Pretty Enough for Hollywood Weddings
1	1 Vote	She Can Dance. She's Beautiful. Know What "badass" Means
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We Could Force People to Justify Genocide
1	1 Vote	Why You Might Not Matter in March 2009
1	1 Vote	18 Apps That Will Smith Likely
1	1 Vote	A Depressed Swedish Writer and Hey Arnold! Voice Actor Steve Viksten
1	1 Vote	11 Things We Learned From Hacking the Government Today?
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Superhero Movies You Can Make With Deli Counter Finds
1	1 Vote	Immigrant Advocate Is Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Kindly Asks That You Probably Don't Even Know About Kevin Hart
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Blindspot Turns Around a Disastrous Episode With a Mariachi Band
1	1 Vote	Watch This 7-Year-Old Explain How They Thanked Him

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Green Deals: Stop Buying Fertilizer When You Withdraw
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally
—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Says There Are Stairs Nearby
—	1 Vote	Seattle Startup Founder Bounced Back When Asked if He Has No Sympathy
—	1 Vote	Sebastião Salgado: I Was Told I Was a Star Wars Universe
—	1 Vote	I Hope You Never Do a Somewhat Valid Representation