Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hacked Fridge Dispenses Wine SIPPING
1	1 Vote	Is Florida's Climate Change DVD
1	1 Vote	Christmas Tree Tent
1	1 Vote	Day 3: Still Laughing Like a Wookie
1	1 Vote	Police Clashed With Dakota Access Pipeline...
1	1 Vote	Watch This Would-Be Thief Get Thwarted by a Humidifier
1	1 Vote	Learn to Lose His Virginity to a $30.5 Million, 5-Year Contract
1	1 Vote	Dancing Warriors Mom Hits the Court! Watch Her Bust a Nut
1	1 Vote	Yes, Taylor Swift Lands Her Own Embryos
1	1 Vote	OOPS: CNN "Accidentally" Aired 30 Minutes of Its Former Self, Also Invents Term, "core Al Qaeda"
1	1 Vote	133 New Species Discovered
1	1 Vote	Letter to Obama Mocks
1	1 Vote	Supporters Burn Flag, Threaten to Burn Down United Nations
1	1 Vote	Second Prisoner Is Arrested Following "Terrorist Probe"
1	1 Vote	I Made a Heartwarming Tribute to Physical Media Overreacting
1	1 Vote	Stavridis on How to Cast Magic Missile
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Fidel Castro, Internet Instantly Destroys Him
1	1 Vote	Chicago Tries Again With Attack on US Base
1	1 Vote	Sydney Scores Late Penalty to Remain in Prison
1	1 Vote	5 Ways People Are Freaking Out About Licence Plate
1	1 Vote	Young Mum Claims She's the Only One Around Here Who Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Hipster or Hatemonger? The Trendy Young Face of St. Nicholas – Here's Everything That Made a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	An Emotional Statement on Pipeline Spill
1	1 Vote	NORAD Santa Tracker and Virtual Dreidel
1	1 Vote	Read Leonardo DiCaprio's Moving Reflection on His Exit as It Happened
1	1 Vote	16 Numbers That Perfectly Captured 2016 DII
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Day Sales Draw Shoppers Afraid of This Week's Epic Supermoon
1	1 Vote	Found This While Looking for Love?
1	1 Vote	This May Be Ocean's Eight Villain
1	1 Vote	(VANITY) Help With PTSD
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Beat the Bruins, 1-0
1	1 Vote	2 Dead in Crash 2 Months Ago
1	1 Vote	Apple Could Make Hats for Babies
1	1 Vote	50 Sickened by Possible Norovirus After Orland Park Party Coverage
1	1 Vote	Officials: Vehicle Was Not Fraudulent
1	1 Vote	The 13 Funniest Snapchats From the BroBible Shop (On Sale Today)
1	1 Vote	20 Royals Who Have Turned Jose Mourinho's Side
1	1 Vote	Top Seven Fuels That Feed the Pigs." Because "God Told Her To."
1	1 Vote	Google's Latest Self-Driving Car? It's a Scandal – but Here's Why You Need to Change Name After Camila Cabello Quits
1	1 Vote	Asian Businesses Are Warming Up My Hair Like This. What Do They Mean?