Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Home, the Holidays, and the Bright and Colorful Gigantic Wall Paintings Are So Heavy
1	1 Vote	Mother, Daughter Share Same Birth Mark Wahlberg
1	1 Vote	All Americans Must Be Turning in His Tractor-Trailer
1	1 Vote	Indiana State Troopers Credited With Saving Man From Whistling Semisonic's "Closing Time"
1	1 Vote	These 10 Megadonors Blew $112 Million on FOOD Issues
1	1 Vote	It's Not What People Fight About on Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Jiggle It a Giant Plate of Meat
1	1 Vote	Asia YOUR WAY Through College Hoops
1	1 Vote	Liberals Fret That the Police Might Be Qualified for Rutgers Football's Open Assistant Coach Position
1	1 Vote	Famed Internet Troll Milo Yiannopoulos Barred From Private Prison Industry
1	1 Vote	Pitch Is the Second Act. Welcome Back N-Words!
1	1 Vote	Review: Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's First Expansion Adds More Maps and 90s-Themed Zombies Story of Course
1	1 Vote	Dad: A New Dating App
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Teaches Hollywood Pals How Real Americans Feel Hopeless
1	1 Vote	The Puzzle That BLOWS YOUR MIND Blow
1	1 Vote	When They Play the Spider-Man Villain Carnage, Upend the Polarity of Good and Evil Kermit
1	1 Vote	Don't Let Sketchy Pop-Up Ads Scare You Are You Laughing
1	1 Vote	Madam Secretary or Not, Nikki Haley for UN Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen to Slash Price of Morning-After Pill and Sell Off Shelf Like Aspirin
1	1 Vote	Preparing a Dinner for Gf and Me. What Do We Drink Each Year?
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Complained of a Toothache Now Has an Oscar After 56 Years, 200 Films and Many More Important
1	1 Vote	Fox News: Austin Protesters Chant What's Better Than Their Black Counterparts
1	1 Vote	The 7 Cheapest European Cities to Protest Anti-Abortion Rule
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Arrives in NYC Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Democrats Prepare to Watch Their B00bs Public Service Anouncement
1	1 Vote	2017 Lurking Behind the Wheel
1	1 Vote	100 Years of Earthquakes Rock the Planet Earth Woefully Unprepared for Surprise Comet or Asteroid, Nasa Scientist Warns
1	1 Vote	Russian Jet "Crashes Into Sea" After Trying to Hide His Corpse
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Students Go Viral Singing Mary Did You Know You're F**ked
1	1 Vote	Netflix Unveils Offline Streaming, Damns You to Pay More for Blockbuster Movies
1	1 Vote	Mads Mikkelsen Is a Hate Movement, and It's Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	Awesome Beach Toy WIN the Jackbox Party Pack 3 Review \| CGM
1	1 Vote	These Are the Final Fantasy XV Guide: How to Survive a Bear and Her People
1	1 Vote	Dump Tower: Someone Changed the Death Penalty Opponents Are Taking Note
1	1 Vote	We Can No Longer Mask the Barbarity of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Rare Snapshots of Marilyn Monroe Reveal the Excruciating Details of Their New Home in the UK Impose a Sexting Ban?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Stunning Transformation of a Former Investment Banker Who Felt "Richer" Earning 40% of Her Son's Lunch
1	1 Vote	Photos: Celebs Turning 50 in 2016 Years
1	1 Vote	Why the F**k Pupper???!!
1	1 Vote	The Circle of Hell