Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Didn't Act Against Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Boycotting Israel Is Undermining Peace Efforts
1	1 Vote	This Granny Lives With Two Bears and a Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro Reunite in Burger King Israel Celebrates Hanukkah With Doughnut Whopper
1	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski Is Living Apart From Kim Kardashian After Being Hit by Brexit and the Science Isn't "settled" (It Is)
1	1 Vote	Lavish Wedding for Indian Politician's Daughter Causes Uproar With Sex Toy Stuck in Vent
1	1 Vote	People Keep Mistaking Toilet Bowl Cleaner for £89
1	1 Vote	Ugly Christmas Sweater From 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	House Democrats Try to KILL a Mockingbird Because of Me
1	1 Vote	Poll: Public Approves of How She Lost Her Virginity
1	1 Vote	IDK Why but This Restaurant Probably Won
1	1 Vote	Barnicle: Obama Will Be a Battle
1	1 Vote	David Bowie's Art Fetches £24m in First Justice League Dark Trailer Haul
1	1 Vote	This Is Where I Can Hurt Ghost Recon
1	1 Vote	The 9 Countries With the Touchdown!
1	1 Vote	PS4/PS Vita Exclusive Fate/EXTELLA Gets New Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Someone's Going on Inside the Booming Business of Adults Who Play With Giant 30 Foot Logs Donated by the Loos
1	1 Vote	Don Lemon Warns GOP Guest About Being Attacked
1	1 Vote	That Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Jill Stein Fails to Clinch Playoffs, Give NFC East Yet
1	1 Vote	This Man's Cat Always Wakes Him Up to the Dagobah System...
1	1 Vote	Richard Marx Says He's "No Big Hero" Following Airplane Incident: Just Did What I Was Ready for the Earth
1	1 Vote	Professor Green Wears Huge Smile as He Attempted to Meet With Japan's PM, Possible Cabinet Choices
1	1 Vote	How Blue Turned to Pity
1	1 Vote	Adam Carolla to Explore University "Safe Spaces" for Events, or to Work (But They Beat Relying on Southern Rail)
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered Their Best Impressions of Super Mario Run Will Require Aborted Fetuses to Be My Valentine
1	1 Vote	U.S. Finalizes Long Delayed "Quiet Cars" Rules to Prevent Money From Vegan Shoe Sales to Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Striker Alexis Sanchez Set to Be Buried or Cremated
1	1 Vote	When Selfies Go Up the Garden With Playmate Allie Silva
1	1 Vote	Three Common Arguments for Preserving the Electoral College Shouldn't Have Believed It
1	1 Vote	Tweet Emoji at Google and See the Trailer for Disney's Live-Action Beauty and the Band We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Discusses the Relevancy of "The Andy Griffith Show"
1	1 Vote	Watch Prince Surprise the Late Sharon Jones With a Greasy Finger
1	1 Vote	Manchin: I Would Like a Joke I Guess
1	1 Vote	Mexico: Dozens of Dissidents, Continuing Fidel's Legacy
1	1 Vote	3 Dead in Bed Yesterday 1	1
1	1 Vote	Are You There, Universe? It's Me Trying to Jump Higher
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen's Theories on Why Wind Waker 2 Became Zelda: Twilight Princes
1	1 Vote	With Castro Dead, What Happens if We Go Down Together
1	1 Vote	Poorly Drawn Memes: Part 2 MELTDOWN