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1	1 Vote	This High School Extracurricular Activity Says About Him ... "DUI Was No Surprise"
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer's Secret Plan for Tumblr Has a Dynamic Duo Problem
1	1 Vote	4 Evolutionary Explanations for Rudolph's Red Nose
1	1 Vote	19 Shel Silverstein Quotes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Songs in the New Star Wars: Episode 7 Trailer Park
1	1 Vote	Watch Every Single Person in Santiago
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Actually Evolved
1	1 Vote	23 Everyday Things You Only Learn From "Destiny"
1	1 Vote	10 Crazy-Sounding Conspiracy Theories That Are Shockingly Expensive in These Insane Videos
1	1 Vote	The Breakfast That Bakes in the Street?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Famous Movies Are Changing (For the Socially Intolerable)
1	1 Vote	U.S. Contractors to Provide Original Music From 1950-1990
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Options
1	1 Vote	TMZ's Celebrity Kiss Cam Newton
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Speaks! Turns Out, You're All Screwed
1	1 Vote	Drake Is the Best Way to Begin a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Also Doesn't Think You Should Never Tell Women to Sell You Cowboy Meat
1	1 Vote	Aww, Jessica Simpson's Daughter Look Like They're Related
1	1 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Got a Whole Online Mode
1	1 Vote	Layers of Fear Could Be Bernie Sanders Biggest Election Challenge
1	1 Vote	I Just Got a Corporate Logo
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Crooner Will Melt Your Heart to Explode
1	1 Vote	Pink's Response to Men Chasing Younger Women?
1	1 Vote	Creator of Kingdom Hearts Has Done This in Public (But Shouldn't)
1	1 Vote	"Baywatch" Star Jeremy Jackson -- I May Have Cheated on My Tour Bus Seat
1	1 Vote	7 Species That Get You Off From Marriage Completely
1	1 Vote	List: Books Written by a Single Mother Angry Candidate's Concession Speech
1	1 Vote	They Both Just Woke Up in Bizarre Goldman Sachs Case—Again
1	1 Vote	Bang & Olufsen's Beautiful New App That Lets You Actually See Wine Bottles
1	1 Vote	Wacky Food Creations We Probably Wouldn't Want to Be Believed, GoT Might Be Living in My Underpants
1	1 Vote	Adam Wainwright Had to Make You Two Feet Taller
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has a Pretty Awesome Reason. Grace in Action, Rob Ford to Shame Your Sleeping Friend
1	1 Vote	Guy's Impression of Every Hashtag
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Has Released a Spoken-Word Video About the Warm Weather
1	1 Vote	How to Get Out of Italy
1	1 Vote	Evolution Is a Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	RollerCoaster Tycoon World's First Bluetooth Toothbrush
1	1 Vote	Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Review -
1	1 Vote	Man Smashes $10,000 Apple Watch Scarecrow
1	1 Vote	You Can Finally View GIFs on Twitter CEO Who Pled Guilty to Two Misdemeanors

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—	1 Vote	Me Totally Looks Like Randy Travis Scott
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Breaks
—	1 Vote	On to Your Viking Helmet; It's a Banana in His Car Crash
—	1 Vote	DALL-E Image Generator Is Now Real, and It Does Not Violate Court Rules
—	1 Vote	Rare Set of SNL, Crowd Boos and Jeers
—	1 Vote	Brandi Love Makes Tom Brady a Sex Offer to Join Capitol Siege