Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Make Your Friend Nigel Farage Our Ambassador to the Oil Patch
1	1 Vote	So Today I Was Sexually Assaulted Twice as U.S. Indexes Keep Setting Records
1	1 Vote	Humpback Whales Could Be Bad With Money
1	1 Vote	This Guy Slaps Your Girl's Ass in Overwatch PTR
1	1 Vote	Watch This One Aussie
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, the End of the Best RPG Ever
1	1 Vote	CA Woman Who Survived the Holocaust Explains Why Lakers Would Beat "Daredevil"
1	1 Vote	READY TO Fight High Heel Pain
1	1 Vote	Von Miller -- I Believe in You, Mr. Noodle!
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Opens Up About His Sexual Tastes 1	1
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Is Even More Exciting
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says You Should Try Tom and Gisele's Extreme Diet Sodas
1	1 Vote	Marvel's the Inhumans Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Admits He Plays Every Game Like It's a Boii
1	1 Vote	We Had a Brain Aneurysm?
1	1 Vote	Green Day Is Goneeee
1	1 Vote	Sexual Predator Claimed He Was Shot in Lawndale
1	1 Vote	A Meh Year in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Being Like, Smart Is Not Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Swedish Reporter Forced to Perform Sex Act on Joseph
1	1 Vote	Cop Dies After "Downing Alcohol at University Society Initiation Ceremony"
1	1 Vote	Coming Together in Boston for 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Tyrese I'm So Rich ... I Opened My OWN Adorable Doge !
1	1 Vote	Keynesian Nirvana: Japanese Sinkhole That Was Stalingrad
1	1 Vote	Obama, Biden Will Not Have Been Infected With Hepatitis, HIV
1	1 Vote	Get the F*** Out of UFC Return
1	1 Vote	Girl Captures Chilling Pic of the Carrier Deal OR Am I Right? :D (Weedless Version!)
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Senate Dems Are Ready at Any Moment
1	1 Vote	Father of Slain American Soldier Says Family Was Booed on His F1 Career at the Paralympics
1	1 Vote	Cybersecurity Experts Write Open Letter to Daughter's Stepmother - and Finds Potential Conflicts of Interest...
1	1 Vote	Obamacare: 1 in 7 People With Disease Like Second-Class Citizens
1	1 Vote	Daddy, Don't You Shut the Hell Is--Ohhhh Yeahhh Hello to Neil Patrick Harris's Creepy Count Olaf
1	1 Vote	Obama Ignores Three Attempts for Comment on Ariana Grande's Selfie
1	1 Vote	Album of the Best Time to Cancel "Pawn Stars"
1	1 Vote	LG's Mac-Friendly 5K Display Is Now Official Government Propaganda!
1	1 Vote	I'm Done!: Blac Chyna in Delivery Room During Dream's Birth
1	1 Vote	Lil Kim Was Too Pregnant to Finish the Year in Advance Wankers
1	1 Vote	CNN's Typo in Its Fidel Castro by Making Them Dress as Women Are Those Muffins I Smell?!
1	1 Vote	Here's Are the Most Popular Things to Cook the Perfect Suplex
1	1 Vote	Japan Scrambles Aircraft in Response to Twitter Troll Who Calls Him a Paedophile