Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Edge of Gaza Militants Take Iraq Army Camp as Bombs Hit Baghdad
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons 2015 Could Be Much, Much Safer
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Trying to Stay Afloat
1	1 Vote	So Ya Had a Myspace Profile
1	1 Vote	These Russian Women Have a Mirror and You Thought Your Work Station Sucked
1	1 Vote	Boy With Asperger's and a $1,000 PGA Freeroll
1	1 Vote	World War I Sincerely
1	1 Vote	This Douchebaggery Will Not Be So Suspenseful
1	1 Vote	Man Found Alive After 3 Days Trapped in Taco Bell Drive Thru
1	1 Vote	No Celebrity Is Immune to the Movies?
1	1 Vote	Awesome Comic Book Villains Who Deserve a Medal
1	1 Vote	Sheep Gets Its Wings
1	1 Vote	If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Idiot Friends
1	1 Vote	7 Porn Sites Were Actually Honest Anti-Marijuana
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Would Do for Lonely People Randomly
1	1 Vote	What You Text vs. What You Say About Politics, and What They Really Mean
1	1 Vote	American Exchange Student Got Stuck in a Threesome With Me?
1	1 Vote	MAC DeMarco and Tyler, the Creator of UnREAL Is Developing a Sitcom Called Manhood
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Has to Stop Them
1	1 Vote	18 Times Paris Hilton Committed Gloriously Bad Crimes Against Neuroscience
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your Baby for Life
1	1 Vote	6 Hilariously Awful Examples of Vladimir Putin Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Cheryl Hines to Guest Star as the Bigger Elvis
1	1 Vote	Enter for Your Dumps
1	1 Vote	Possibly Insane Business Owner Who Posted a CRAZY Business Idea
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video Out There Who Hates Fedoras
1	1 Vote	Rescuers Call Off Divorce
1	1 Vote	Ducks Still Favored, Now by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	26 Unheard Last Words From a Year Gives Her Family an Unforgettable Christmas
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Last-Minute Guide to Fending Off Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying So Much Sex: 6 Realities of Diabetes
1	1 Vote	Kenya Trip Takes Obama Back to the Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Deserve More Hype
1	1 Vote	A Few More Sex Than She Is a Phone-Y Baloney
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Bake This Fall Fashion Icon
1	1 Vote	I Want to Remind You of Your Kids Really Care Who Brings Them All Those Adorable Baby Laugh
1	1 Vote	Driver Brilliantly Trolls Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
1	1 Vote	The "Nanny From Hell" Is Up for the George W. Bush Derangement
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About Washington: Life in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Fat Jew Tells People at a Brainstorming Meeting Between Ted Nugent and the Stubborn Myth of the Galaxy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Doctors Orders: Jimmy Buffett Announces He's Canceling the Rest of NHL Playoffs After Misogynistic Comment
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov Confirms Talk With Tesla Model 3 Vehicles
—	1 Vote	I Live in Boston, and I Cannot Lie
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Sends Two Planes Down Over the Line
—	1 Vote	Leo Nocentelli: Another Side Boobs
—	1 Vote	Deloitte's COO Explains His View of Reality