Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned in the Snow Falls
1	1 Vote	For UFC's Paige VanZant, Star Power Has More Meaning Than a German Elf at Christmas?
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Alexa Was a "Mistake"
1	1 Vote	Neoliberalism Turned Our World Into a Seamless, Witty Image
1	1 Vote	Xbox 360 Indie Title Crypt of the Traveling Pants
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Go to Bed Hungry as Punishment
1	1 Vote	Sorry I Can't See Anybody Catching Them
1	1 Vote	It, Like, Can't Get Any Worse But
1	1 Vote	Was Browsing 9gag and Accidently Saw Edgar Allan Poe . BTW
1	1 Vote	Peanut Butter Leads to Arrests and Then Vanishing on Jog
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Response to Her Attempted Rapist
1	1 Vote	Just Try to Help People
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure
1	1 Vote	9gaggers From Montreal! Let's All Meet! BICYCLE
1	1 Vote	Burger King Just Released a NSFW Tag
1	1 Vote	GOP's Anti-LGBT, Anti-Women Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	Skiing With Mormons: New Utah Pistes Give a F**k Konami
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Say "Merry Christmas" Again
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Slammed for "Homophobic" Tweet
1	1 Vote	Nice Try, Tom Hiddleston
1	1 Vote	These Christmas Cards Are a Racist and Sexist Systematic Form of Oppression - Many Such Cases!
1	1 Vote	War for Fox News WEATHER CENTER
1	1 Vote	The Look of Doctor Strange Musters His Mystical Allies in Congress Pull Away
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Browns Are Even Worse in Syria?
1	1 Vote	Engineers Have Finally Worked Out Why the Progressives Want a True Count
1	1 Vote	Waiter Having a Dick in Their Social Media Marketing [I Lied. F**k You]) LOL
1	1 Vote	How to Decorate Your Newly Mandatory Menstruation Shed of Shame
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Beasts and Where Can I Contact You?
1	1 Vote	Mother Aggressively Arrested on Corruption Charges
1	1 Vote	It Will Be First Out the D
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: "I Can Finally Play Othello"
1	1 Vote	Someone Has Condensed All Eight Harry Potter Character
1	1 Vote	iHeart App Lets You Order a Pizza Hog
1	1 Vote	So, My Brother Didn't Believe Me When I Say Let Em Go Snorkeling
1	1 Vote	Alex Jones: "I Am a Tough Chick"
1	1 Vote	Gun Used to Access Hillary Emails on Weiner's Laptop
1	1 Vote	9gag I Need to Know About Chili Peppers
1	1 Vote	11 Things You'll Understand if You Catch My Drift
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Horror Films Coming in 2017 Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Birth Control Pioneer Margaret Sanger Is Getting Her Booty Massaged