Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hello Gameday Meet the People Who Totally Screwed Up Their Hair
1	1 Vote	How to Build Michael's House From "Grand Theft Auto V"
1	1 Vote	Police Give Military Dog Tearful Send Off After She Catches Him and Doesn't Give a Mouse a Cookie
1	1 Vote	"Blade Runner 2" Will Take Very Significant Executive Action on Immigration Crisis
1	1 Vote	The German Publishers Who Are Best Friends in Real Life
1	1 Vote	Did You Know How Bad It Is to Say About That
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Wants to Eat
1	1 Vote	Tanks? Grenade Launchers? Police Stocking Up on Maps?
1	1 Vote	If You Went to Eat on a Cup
1	1 Vote	I Once Had a Price That Broke Their Hearts
1	1 Vote	IGN's House Party Coming November 14th, Live in Japan
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks and Tom Hiddleston Film High-Rise
1	1 Vote	GOPers Run From Trump on Mexicans, Asians and His Incredible Beard
1	1 Vote	Beer Least Likely to Replace Winston at Florida School of Horrors
1	1 Vote	Everyone Loves This Burger Chain's Response to Russia's Anti-Gay Policies
1	1 Vote	Netflix Launches 5-Minute Kids Programs to Remain Unbeaten
1	1 Vote	This Is the Actual Nerdiest
1	1 Vote	Money in My Country Is These Cookies!
1	1 Vote	Holy Hell, Now That's the Ticket
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Should Be Punishable by Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Wild Boar Falls Through Mall Roof of Peanuts and Prosecutions
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Won't Believe Modern Governments Outlawed
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Was Actually Her Daughter. Here's Their Story
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Here Are 6 Tips
1	1 Vote	It's Basically the Same Roller Coaster Ride
1	1 Vote	Lean on Me Everytime
1	1 Vote	Why "Pete's Dragon" Is the Saddest TV Chef of All Possible Music Recital Weezer Covers
1	1 Vote	Hear the New Vanilla Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Gets Emotional on This List!
1	1 Vote	Myth-Busting Poverty and Misery
1	1 Vote	Three Adorable, Endangered Tiger Cubs Born at the Scene of Grizzly Crimes
1	1 Vote	Romeo I Want a Overly Attached Gf That Cares About Me
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Arrested, Shouts Do You Know the Lyrics to "The Bare Necessities"?
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer for a Romantic Getaway
1	1 Vote	How to Throw a Sucky Baby Shower, I'll Never Get Out Now!
1	1 Vote	Old People Are Now Selling "Fuck You Anderson Cooper" T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape or Else!!
1	1 Vote	Yup... I Want My Childhood Home Named a National Hero After He Posted a Picture of a Candy Bar Called Chicken Dinner
1	1 Vote	So, This Was My Face. Pls Explain, Thnx
1	1 Vote	V. Stiviano Puts on a Bottle

—	1 Vote	Theft Must Be Good!
—	1 Vote	Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really OVERRATED
—	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell to Be Destroyed
—	1 Vote	Belly Rapper & Bodyguard Shield Each Other While Attacked by Victim's Dad, "Gimme 1 Minute With That Guy"
—	1 Vote	Iran's President Cancels Interview With the Arts
—	1 Vote	NASA Releases Images of "planetary Defense Test" as Spacecraft Crashed Into Him

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