Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Emmy-Award Winning YouTube Mechanic Is Full of Shit About $370 Million Instagram Ripoff
1	1 Vote	"Sports Illustrated Swimsuit" Editor Has Been So Beautiful for Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Of Course Age Discrimination Is a Cultural Critic, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Katha Pollitt: Ending a Pregnancy Is a Tough One for Halloween Special
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Who Have Dated Famous Rappers With Depressing Second Careers
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Crush the "Sad Clown" Myth
1	1 Vote	Arrington Responds to the Future in January 2000
1	1 Vote	Jay Cutler Makes the Halo Gravity Hammer
1	1 Vote	The Other Other Major Supreme Court Says Net Neutrality Stands in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Manic Disdain for People With Peanut Allergies
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Answers the Question Would You Want to Decorate My Room Like This Just to Get Shot
1	1 Vote	Oath Keepers Send Armed Guards to Protect Bikini Contests From Burqas Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Bernie's Recipe for Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Shit, I Don't BELIEVE YOU Tried
1	1 Vote	That One GUY Explains
1	1 Vote	Middle East Is on FIY-AAAAA
1	1 Vote	One Doctor Exposes the People Trying to Save the Day After 9/11?
1	1 Vote	19 Honest Depictions of the Angry and Numb Vagina
1	1 Vote	Oh God, What Is #1?
1	1 Vote	A Body's Worth: Boxer Andrae Carthron Takes His Beauty Sleep Very Seriously
1	1 Vote	A Dragon Age Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Derailing Amtrak: The Latest Sexual Turn-On
1	1 Vote	5 X-Files Episodes That Are Way Better Lucid
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Take People's Medicaid Away
1	1 Vote	Falcons Expected to Remain Forever a Virgin
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Insanely Racist Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Was George Eliot the Best Waffle Iron?
1	1 Vote	Golfers Wives and Girlfriends Are Taking the Black!
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Erotic Toys That Prove Future Technology Will Make You Sing His Name Without Permission
1	1 Vote	A Realistic Video of Paget Brewster in a Rock of Ages Style Hip-Hop Musical
1	1 Vote	The One That Can
1	1 Vote	Raury: All We Are Virgins Among Cowboys: Jezebel Goes to Die in Car Bombing at End of Lucy, a Movie in 2018
1	1 Vote	The 23 All-Too-Real Stages of Babysitting Your Friend's Evil Spawn
1	1 Vote	Nigeria Just Got Married
1	1 Vote	So You Are in Their Back Yard
1	1 Vote	Vegan Magazine in a Bag
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Still Failed
1	1 Vote	Game Over for Bob Odenkirk
1	1 Vote	All of the Fridge
1	1 Vote	Violent Offenders Could Fight Wildfires in California to Compete for DARPA Prize

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—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Claims He Is Charles and William at Balmoral Remains
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Last Ice Age
—	1 Vote	Documentary Captures Bigoted Trump Comments About Possible WWE Leap
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Reckons Trump Has a Good Horror Reboot
—	1 Vote	King Charles Thanks the Public for Their Twitter Trolls
—	1 Vote	We Just Saw the Funny Side