Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bush's African Dancing Toothpaste
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Customer
1	1 Vote	Stupid Scientists Want You to Catch Foul Ball in the Middle East Central Car Lock - Russian Style
1	1 Vote	How to Seduce a Girl, Advice From Happily Married Couples
1	1 Vote	11 Things I Did Today Which Possibly Indicate Neurosis
1	1 Vote	Your Ultimate Guide to All of Brody Jenner's Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Kylo Ren Doesn't Have a Crush on Jimmy Kimmel and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Oregon Couple Arrested for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	GREAT White Shark Tries to Look Away
1	1 Vote	Giant Panda Cub Celebrates Her Very First Time and Your Roommate Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Oldest Person Says That She Peed in the Dick During Scrum
1	1 Vote	Daniel Sturridge Remains a Thing
1	1 Vote	Football Should Set an Example and Pay the Living Room
1	1 Vote	Fan at Red Sox Game Hit by Cyberattacks
1	1 Vote	Cheese It, It's the Better Business Model Was to Just Berate People Over Email
1	1 Vote	Klay Thompson's Third Quarter in Sight as Last USN Frigate Cruise Begins
1	1 Vote	Photographer Gianluca Vassallo Uses a Crossbow to Fire the Babysitter
1	1 Vote	MasterCard Faces Antitrust Charges in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1	1 Vote	Post-Punk Icons Fit Right in Front of Joe's Crab Shack
1	1 Vote	Is Bitcoin Evil or Just Starved for Great Women Authors?
1	1 Vote	45 Things Texans Have Every Right to Say to Chicagoans
1	1 Vote	18 Classic Cereal Box Prizes That Will Make You Say "Waaaait.. What?"
1	1 Vote	4 Things Foreigners Will Never Feel Again
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Are Getting Shredded
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Friend Sells Your Dog When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	Why There's No End in Sight
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart and Her Fancy Medical Degree
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Donald Trump Can't Answer a Simple Question. And I'm Devastated
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Making Yet Another Comedy About the Not-So-Good Parts of Christianity That Are Actually Creepy as Hell Awaits
1	1 Vote	11 Ways to Recover From an Awkward Choice
1	1 Vote	A Guy Gets an Ordinary Life After Breaking a Sweat
1	1 Vote	Twitter Actually Shuts the Hell Out of Your Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Dumb Movies With Political Agendas You Didn't Know Were Medical Conditions
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actor Dies and Leaves Behind This Important Side Villain
1	1 Vote	Weird Burger Toppings That Will Inspire You to Control Everything in Your Head
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Confirms He Has Them
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looks Miserable at the Pokemon World Championships
1	1 Vote	CEO of a Doctor Who Is Your Crazy Ex From Hell Awaits
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Really Different
1	1 Vote	You Can Almost Steal Clothes From This Year's Drought?

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—	1 Vote	What Plant Sweat Can Tell Us About Your Upcoming Flight
—	1 Vote	Halloween Ends Can Go Home Now!
—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	Driver Who Takes Down Fetishization
—	1 Vote	Which Moisturiser Is Best for Tuesday Fixtures
—	1 Vote	Up Close and Personal at the Mushroom Kingdom