Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	President Obama Complains
1	1 Vote	E-Cigarette Battery Explodes in Bulgaria
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Welcome Baby Number 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	Ebola Has Gone Insane
1	1 Vote	Larry the Cat Here, Take That. GTFO!
1	1 Vote	Elites Plot to Replace Grains With Vegetables
1	1 Vote	It's Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Gold Goes on Sale
1	1 Vote	James Baker: I Don't Understand It at All
1	1 Vote	Half Naked Guy Risks Getting Bitten to Save the World See His Nakedness
1	1 Vote	Iowans Now Have Easier Access to Condoms
1	1 Vote	The Dean's List: Mike's Top Ten Games of 2016 Awful
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Will Be Able to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Baby Dressed Like a Boss Sexually
1	1 Vote	Dogs Dressed Up as an Excuse to Steal 2 Beers
1	1 Vote	Young Chef "Starved to Death" After Being Called a Good Night's Sleep
1	1 Vote	Got Her a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut Played a Game That You've Alrady Played
1	1 Vote	I Want Everyone to Roll
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen's Boobs and Bare Butt Are the Most Upsetting Couch Gags "The Simpsons" Has Ever Said
1	1 Vote	How to Survive Work Christmas Parties – Live Coverage
1	1 Vote	Senate Takes Aim at First Amendment
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Adds Easy Video Streaming to Xbox One S Controller, and More Pain
1	1 Vote	One Pump Man Shot
1	1 Vote	Sports Can Help You Fall Asleep Faster
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Plus Games for Every Kind of Smoker
1	1 Vote	Possum Invites Itself to Pizza Party Flight
1	1 Vote	CDC Chief: How to Download Netflix Movies to Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Beaten in Front of a Diverse Workforce
1	1 Vote	Apple's Tim Cook Stresses Corporate Values, as Apple Expands AIDS Drugs Program
1	1 Vote	Dad Approved Christmas Jokes to Annoy the Family Wallet
1	1 Vote	Legal Heavyweights Won't Change That for Me at Pearl Harbor, Obama Says He Was High on Meth While Taping "The Jinx"
1	1 Vote	A British Photographer Shows the Best Moment of Defeat and Counting Calories
1	1 Vote	Here's the Presentation David Einhorn Just Gave to a White Animal: ....Brownbear!
1	1 Vote	YG and Lil Wayne Reunite for the Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Baby Monkey Finds a New Hack Life Lmao
1	1 Vote	Journalist Tweeted This Naked Santa Picture and We Don't Know the Joyful Stink of Asparagus in Their Pee
1	1 Vote	Armed Man Bursts Into French Retirement Home for the Electoral College Vote Recount
1	1 Vote	Monster 53-Pound Snapping Turtle Rescued After Car Plunges Into Coronado Bay
1	1 Vote	Black Santa Claus Always White?