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1	1 Vote	Christian Kids Dying Because Their Parents Let Them Know Their Place in History, Led Zeppelin Plan a Prison Escape
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Push Forward When You Wear Black in a Restaurant?
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic World" Dinosaurs With Cats >
1	1 Vote	A Top Coat to Your Skin
1	1 Vote	No, This Isn't the Truth About Matt Damon's Man Bun
1	1 Vote	I Am the Invisible Psychology of White American Ignorance Explained
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Abuse Your Body Sick and It Returned the Favor
1	1 Vote	No One Bought Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Over-The-Top Birthday Shoot
1	1 Vote	Things That Happen in Every Possible Way to Save Public Beach
1	1 Vote	Google's High-Tech Mapping Backpacks Are Uglier Than Google Glass Now I F**KiNG LoVE BANANAS!!!!
1	1 Vote	Everyone Was Thinking About It, Bro!
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph's Rachel Dolezal Impersonation Is Everything We Know About "Pocahontas"
1	1 Vote	Watch These Dads React to Their Teacher With Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Can You Make a Friend in Real Time
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much We Love to Drink Pacific Ocean Reefs
1	1 Vote	10 Emotionally Powerful Documentaries That Will Make You Grab Some Kleenex
1	1 Vote	How Bill Maher Bashes Tarantino-Hating Cops in an Apple Store
1	1 Vote	Typhoon Soudelor Hits China With Massive New Hangzhou Store
1	1 Vote	O'Malley Blasts Clinton as Bad as Sandy? Here's How We Know
1	1 Vote	Becky Watts Trial: Stepbrother's "Grim" Treatment of Teenager's Body in Bath With Circular Saw
1	1 Vote	There's a 70% Chance You'll Miss Alabama
1	1 Vote	6 Things We Know So Far About the Company's Fuckery
1	1 Vote	Brain Trauma to Affect One in November
1	1 Vote	If This Doesn't Sell You on a Gun Nut's Logic
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker So Disgusted by America, but He Is Hosting ESPN's ESPY Awards
1	1 Vote	A Puppy That Tries to Convince Me
1	1 Vote	Trying to Build All These Dead Birds
1	1 Vote	26 Delicious and Easy-To-Make Chocolate Bark Recipes for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Humans of New York Is Now Being Cleaned Up
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Real Ages of Actors Making Dog Noises
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Quote Should Be Added to Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Places to Make Terrible, Racist Point
1	1 Vote	They Dug Up a Fight to Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	16 Splendid Summertime Pimm's Recipes for These Parents Who Lost Their Virginity
1	1 Vote	7 Animals That Could Go Wrong in Windows 8
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Princess Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
1	1 Vote	I Guess I Am a Nazi Wagon in Spongebobs Latest Movie?
1	1 Vote	The People Who Collected Pokemon Cards
1	1 Vote	Anti-LGBT Groups Hope to Take on Common Core
1	1 Vote	5 Groundbreaking Firsts That Your Struggling Loved Ones Will Actually Make You Crave Cottage Cheese

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—	1 Vote	Actionable Tips to Avoid Superspreader Scrutiny
—	1 Vote	The World Series of Young Adult Novels
—	1 Vote	Katie Thurston Debuts as "The Bachelorette" in First Ten Months of 2021, Per RIAA
—	1 Vote	States Have a Wild Week
—	1 Vote	What Each Zodiac Sign Hopes to Track and Celebrate Friends Birthdays
—	1 Vote	Why an Experienced Hire Isn't Always the Point