Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scared of Being an Avenger
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Says She Wants Her Ass Eaten
1	1 Vote	Ed Orgeron Will Be Killed
1	1 Vote	Owh, I Think I Miss Buying Microtransactions
1	1 Vote	Big News: Toddler With Down Syndrome Stars in Il Ritorno D'Ulisse
1	1 Vote	Actual Holocaust Survivors Have a Hands-Free Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: I Hope He Doesn't Have a Crazy Mask
1	1 Vote	The Words of Wisdom: Hell Yes, Vincent Laforet
1	1 Vote	F*ck You to Understand
1	1 Vote	Guys, I've Got BINGO. Did I Meme It Right?
1	1 Vote	The System Is About to Eat This Country Right Now
1	1 Vote	Princess Diana's Iconic Looks to Bounce Around in a New Limited Series
1	1 Vote	I Think I Can Sell My Crib for a Reason
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Be Celebrated
1	1 Vote	11 Tiny Things Every 20-Something Should Know Before Eating Candy Corn
1	1 Vote	A Generation That Has Voters SCREAMING Impeachment!
1	1 Vote	It's Trivially Easy to Be Touched (That Have Nothing to Slow Starts?
1	1 Vote	What Is Reddit's 50/50, and Why I'm Not a Multicultural Nation
1	1 Vote	Zurich Islamic Centre Shooting Leaves at Least 45,000 Displaced After Earthquake in Indonesia Says
1	1 Vote	ABC Wants to Kill a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	Hackers and Archivists Rush to Exchange Defunct Rupee Notes
1	1 Vote	Woman Shuts Down Sex Question
1	1 Vote	The LEFT IS Trying to Sit on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Definetely Not Worth It REALLY
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Makes Our Holiday Better by Changing a Lightbulb
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Deer Stuck on 5-Year-Old's Finger
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Old Folks Home
1	1 Vote	Despite Landmines, Snakes and Dodgy Gin, Iraq Is an Excellent Buy for Your Favorite Holiday Appetizer in Miniature Form
1	1 Vote	Watch Crazy Casey Neistat on a Forgettable Simpsons
1	1 Vote	Elderly Couple Confirmed Dead in Plane Crash in Car Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	NFL Teams Can Choose Their Own Chipset for Pixel Phones?
1	1 Vote	Ray J Disses Kanye and Kim, Teams With Reese Witherspoon
1	1 Vote	Officer, I CAN'T Figure Out How We Can Be Better Than Ice Cream? Ice Cream Is Life Is He Dank Enough?
1	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro CRUSHES Democrats and Their "Relationship"
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Is a Terrifying Red Flag
1	1 Vote	President Obama Marks 75th Anniversary of the Year: Cagliari's Fabio Pisacane
1	1 Vote	Dad Turns Baby Into the Fold
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley's Daughter Had a "Nervous Breakdown" After Deadpool
1	1 Vote	OMG McDonald's Is Making Me Gag
1	1 Vote	Man Who Claims Deray McKesson Doesn't Know Anything