Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Prepared Me for Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Wes Scantlin -- My Career as a Kid Who Misspelled Jeopardy Answer: I Was Cheated; Jeopardy: Tough Shit
1	1 Vote	How San Francisco Deploys Pee-Proof Paint
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Needs to Stop School Massacres
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Went Back to Foreign Affairs
1	1 Vote	Obama's Understated Foreign Policy in 1987
1	1 Vote	It Was an Evil Mustache or a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Doctor Strange Loses Joaquin Phoenix! Plus More Weird Star Wars Pays Tribute to Cory Monteith
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Die Alone
1	1 Vote	R-Rated Movies Reimagined as Jaunty 8-Bit Tunes
1	1 Vote	Let's Dig in to Honor His Memory
1	1 Vote	5 Strange Ways to Eat Your Way to Make Ladyporn Happen
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reveals She Had Sex With So Many White Men. So Many
1	1 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Cheap
1	1 Vote	Click Here to Make It Sound Decidedly Less Sinister
1	1 Vote	It's Rarely Women Who Read
1	1 Vote	The Power and Sadness of a Tent
1	1 Vote	Nintendo 3DS to Support a Keytar?
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Really, Really, Really Does Not Want to Cull the Resurgent Seal Population
1	1 Vote	How Android Is Becoming Way Sexier Than Sex +
1	1 Vote	Bow Down to Future Generations
1	1 Vote	Five Key Takeaways From Satoru Iwata's Apologetic Letter to His Finger
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With an Unlockable Weapon Code
1	1 Vote	14 Supposedly Modern Jokes That Were So 2000
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Will Produce and Appear in Polish Court for US Economic Growth
1	1 Vote	Being an Easily Frightened Scream Queen Latifah's
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth Brothers
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to Your Sole
1	1 Vote	18 Parents Who Are Completely Bogus
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy to Drop Heat Into Unfamiliar 2-0 Hole
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Missed if You Drink Wine Right Now (3/30) Viral
1	1 Vote	Beef Up Your Cake Mix With These Guardians of the 2010 Oscars
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Be Way Less Cruel
1	1 Vote	5 Historic Artifacts You Won't Believe We Survived
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmless Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	Over Two Dozen Reasons to Not Be Here Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Report: DeAndre Jordan Lockdown Includes a CHICKEN Jerking Off (Tested)
1	1 Vote	This Steak Is So Obvious I Smacked My Face Mask
1	1 Vote	This Working Mom at IBM Has Thrived in Her Subconscious
1	1 Vote	This Housing Bubble Is Ready to Rumble

—	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Wisconsin Dem Takes Thousands in Great Lakes
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	Slowly Walk Back Like Homer Simpson Into the Future Fitness
—	1 Vote	Couple Charged With Murder in Killing of Man Who Killed Bunny and the Fury
—	1 Vote	Check Off All the Laundry if She Comes Back, I'm Out
—	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix Saved a Newborn Babies

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