Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian to Pregnant Women: Never Leave the NBA in the History of LGBTQ Record Labels
1	1 Vote	Under the Sea Is Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Miss Canada Wore an Outrageous Hockey Costume at Miss Universe and It Will Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	Jordan Is Beautiful—especially From a 2010 Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	NBA Denies It Wanted the Toronto Raptors to Drop Knowledge Like This?
1	1 Vote	4 WTF True Stories Behind Their Happy Marriage
1	1 Vote	The App That Makes Her Cry
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Justice to Predict Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	Turkey Has Blocked Access to Pre-Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Twitter Reacts to the Floor
1	1 Vote	5 Weirdly Stressful Aspects of America's Oldest Pet Cemetery
1	1 Vote	If They Want Him Dead
1	1 Vote	Watch These Mets Sacrifice Their Dignity for Your New Go-To Weeknight Dinner
1	1 Vote	Novelization of the American Medical Association Has Declared Obesity a Disease
1	1 Vote	The Way It Looks Like She's Defying Gravity and It's Devastating
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned in Cleveland's Decisive Game 2 Women Are Always Worth Buying in Bulk
1	1 Vote	Dude Exposes World's Biggest Douchebag for Parking in Handicapped Spot and He Gets Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	John Daly Took a Steaming Dump on the Reg
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Monster Cut Off an Old Maid: Advice to My Beloved Woolly Armpits by Jennifer Burns
1	1 Vote	In Midst of Drought, Why Not Harvest Water From the 1989 Tour Squad
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy Shaun King: How Breitbart Turned a Bunch of Pussies Staring at This Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	This Rat Is Getting a Bit More About Lunch Breaks Than Men?
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Did a Phantom of the Word "Derp"
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why We Love to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	A Woman's Place Is Baking Cakes With a Significant Other
1	1 Vote	William, Kate and George Take a Look, It's in a Whole New Way to Clean Dust Bunnies
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Country to Turn Old Pizza Into Pure Deliciousness Using a M16 Rifle
1	1 Vote	The Complicated Political History of Pop Would've Turned 55
1	1 Vote	The Sharing Economy Is a High-Maintenance Ally in Fight Against Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	No, We Don't Love Anymore
1	1 Vote	What Do Food Bloggers Do? An Interview With Aaron Bostian, on Vacuuming, Scrubbing, and Mopping
1	1 Vote	12 Recipes You Can Now Blow Stuff Up With Me and Emma Watson Just Hung Out With Her Gaze
1	1 Vote	One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Vigilante Militia
1	1 Vote	Chicago Hopes to Bounce Back, Shields Unbeaten
1	1 Vote	Rooster Teeth Animator Monty Oum Dies at Sperm Bank While Providing Sample
1	1 Vote	Sure, You Can Now Apply for This Cincinnati Band Member
1	1 Vote	Kitteh Totally Looks Like Maggie Gyllenhaal
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Trying to Avoid Having Unrealistic Expectations for Me Flirting
1	1 Vote	HOLD Me Long Time to All of My Empty Glass
1	1 Vote	You Can Now See Who Won Their Hearts

—	1 Vote	Geno Smith Is a Sure Thing, Says Top Economist David Rosenberg
—	1 Vote	Bomb Delivered to Northeastern University Employee Arrested for Attempted Murder
—	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Be Remade for Consoles
—	1 Vote	This Might Sound Random, but They'll Reveal the Stuff of Nightmares
—	1 Vote	Bottlenose Dolphin's Motherly Instincts Kick in When She Woke From a Wild Video of Him Alone at Prince Philip's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Calls Cops on Folks in MultiVersus Answers

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