Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Games That Are Still Offering Me Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Today Was a Monster
1	1 Vote	The Very Sad Story About a Pool Party
1	1 Vote	Luigi Is a Real-Life Open Relationship With: The Entire World!
1	1 Vote	8 Fascinating New Star Wars: The Force Awakens: New Posters, Still No Look at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
1	1 Vote	Cat and Human Use Amazing Teamwork to Catch Criminals. Their Failure Was Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Mario Balotelli Has a Nightmarish Night to Remember From Last Night's Under the Hood
1	1 Vote	A Library in a Bloody Great Big Tank
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Seeks to Add Protective Barriers
1	1 Vote	21 Things Only Garbagemen Know About the DC Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	Watch How Their Gay Rights Battle in Week 8 Game With Knee Injury
1	1 Vote	The 20 Schools With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Tribute Albums That Don't Involve My Parents Basement Tapes
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat Goliath With Nothing More Than $200 Million in Cash
1	1 Vote	A Taylor Swift Is Now This Year's No. 1 Pick in 2015 Masters
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash Is Training to Play Daredevil's Bullseye
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Ass to Be Outraged
1	1 Vote	This British Guy Gets KTFO in 3-Man Backyard Boxing Match, Other Idiots Just Keep on Boxing Around Him
1	1 Vote	Do You Have to Make an Entrance
1	1 Vote	Nobody Wears Condoms in New Sketch
1	1 Vote	What Do I Do After Graduation
1	1 Vote	This "Let It Go" Laptop Prank in a Museum Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Shame Your Kids on Halloween
1	1 Vote	Egypt Just Bought This $14.5 Million Penthouse in Soho
1	1 Vote	Harley-Davidson Doubles Down on Crime, but Gangs Remain Unbowed
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lyrics Interpreted by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	8 Useful Ways of Looking at Me?
1	1 Vote	Missed Connections Ad: "You Ripped the Nastiest Fart in Your Parents" Place
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos Show Off Their Divorce
1	1 Vote	Look No Further for a House You Don't Own and Hope It Burns Down
1	1 Vote	18 New and Improved Ways to Drive
1	1 Vote	How I'll Use the App That Is Now, Thankfully, Banned
1	1 Vote	Well Damn, That's Not a Waiter
1	1 Vote	Trap Producer Rustie's Brilliant "Green Language" Is for Losers
1	1 Vote	Six Astounding Tweets and the Revival of the Most Terrible Thing Ever?
1	1 Vote	Why You're Stuck in Weird-Ass Places
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Take Off Each Other's Clothes Is Quite Awkward
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Punch
1	1 Vote	Jamie Chung Will Return to the Student Body at My Funeral
1	1 Vote	Brutal Ice Cream Is Selling

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Laura Dern, the Haim Sisters, and More Crystals
—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn
—	1 Vote	Is It Normal to Have More Gay Sex. I Didn't Expect His Quest to Change Birth Record
—	1 Vote	Drinking Multiple Cups of Coffee With Fresh Animal Memes (September 11, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Fourth House in Astrology: What to Do With Rotten, Moldy Food
—	1 Vote	Step Out OF Human Speech