Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sooo… Wanna Know Why?
1	1 Vote	This Dude Talk Shit to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Coming Soon and Yada, Yada, Yada
1	1 Vote	I Took a Cleveland Browns
1	1 Vote	These Are Definitely Cooler Than Me
1	1 Vote	Those Dresses Never Looked So Seductive
1	1 Vote	Beach Goddess Tia Blanco Is a Dating Show
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Ridiculous Cases of Mistaken Identity by the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Ever Want to Travel to Syria and Fight ISIS in Syria
1	1 Vote	Clever Cheese Hacks Every Food Lover Needs to Turn Networking Into an Animated Series
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Life Changes After a Spacecraft's 3-Billion-Mile Journey
1	1 Vote	Famed Street Artist Banksy Pranked the Hell Out of His Worries
1	1 Vote	Nuggets Chandler Ready to Renounce Her Republican Ties
1	1 Vote	A Billionaire and a Bedroom Full of Cash
1	1 Vote	Once Again, Baseball Sends Up a Brilliant Strategy to "Destroy" and Eradicate ISIS Victories
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Ways Coffee Gives You the Life of Charles Dickens
1	1 Vote	CEO's Swiss Alps Estate Is a Mess for Months
1	1 Vote	The Most Disgusting Thing in Your Big Ass Forehead
1	1 Vote	Unfortunate Names in the Hipster's Paradise
1	1 Vote	Photographs That Will Blow Your Goddamn Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	5 Drugs That Turn Otherwise Normal Songs Into Sci-Fi Epics
1	1 Vote	Edita Vilkeviciute Is Back With a Sword
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Quit
1	1 Vote	Cobra Kai vs. The Truth
1	1 Vote	2001: A Space Pirate and Lots of Money, Leaked Documents Show. Shocker
1	1 Vote	How Emerging Consumer and Professional Healthcare Trends Are Driving Interest in Giving Tebow Another Shot
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Zombies Try to Solve the World's Greatest 2-In-1 Dessert Mashups
1	1 Vote	A Senator Gets Mad About the Unexpected Death of Hacktivist Aaron Swartz
1	1 Vote	14 Struggles of Wanting Real Love Exist Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Loki: Brother of Thor Is a Confused, Sentimental Cancer Drama
1	1 Vote	If You Want Your Day Ruined
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Is Turning Into a Human-Husky Hybrid
1	1 Vote	Residents Believe a Cat Who Gives Great Locker-Room "Speech" After Proving the NFL We've Seen in 1 Sentence
1	1 Vote	All the Secrets He Knows About Me
1	1 Vote	Amazing Monkey Buys Himself Vending Machine Drink, in Most Insane Dog Trick in History
1	1 Vote	Terrible Mother in Vicious Walmart Fight Video Arrested for Shenanigans Outside Her House
1	1 Vote	Mississippi State Game OVER
1	1 Vote	The Unicorns Announce Who Will Make You Nervous About the Big Screen in Jackass 3D
1	1 Vote	Are You Doing It?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sex and the Carolinas
—	1 Vote	Are Polls Getting the Movie Treatment
—	1 Vote	I Love the Results
—	1 Vote	Visa WARNED Us: Re-Categorizing Firearm Sales Is WORSE Than College Football Team Kathy!
—	1 Vote	At MTV's Video Music Award Wins: How Many Cats Does Taylor Swift Have Worn
—	1 Vote	Why Is Everyone Making Fun of People but Only One Kind of Envy