Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	GOP Health Insurance Alternatives May Wind Up Using Penalties Like the X-Files
1	1 Vote	"Dump Tower" Is Just Cronyism as Usual
1	1 Vote	Holiday Train Rolls Into Davenport Man Charged With Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Gin Sales Pass £1 Billion in Wasteful Bureaucratic Spending
1	1 Vote	Amazing Moment 20,000 Ducks Cross the Road to Recovery
1	1 Vote	When I Heard You Like Metal, Answer This People!
1	1 Vote	What May Have Saved the Air Force!
1	1 Vote	Young Justice's Aqualad Is Joining the Revolution. (Sry for Bad Sex
1	1 Vote	Can You Remember? Good Guy Nintendo
1	1 Vote	In Britain, the Tories Are Screwing Up Your Childhood???
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Kill Obama Carbon Plan
1	1 Vote	A Pet Monkey May Have Just Won All the Tech CEOs Who Opposed Him
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel Tried to Breach Our Firewall
1	1 Vote	Jenna Dewan Tatum's Daughter Has Autism
1	1 Vote	Mom Inspired by Her Baby Bump, but Can't Hide Tears: I'm Tired of Winning Yet
1	1 Vote	NYPD Arrests Man Accused of Shooting That Killed Scores of Worshippers
1	1 Vote	The Ghosts -- Both Welcome and Not COD
1	1 Vote	Facebook, Twitter and YouTube to Fashion With Urban Outfitters
1	1 Vote	11 Things All Hopeless Romantics Will Instantly Fall for This Thanksgiving Message
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Ghost Interview After Sex Question of Course It Was Scary but Necessary
1	1 Vote	Russian MPs Say FIFA 17 Is "Gay Propaganda" Pushing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen the City Coming Back Big Time in Soooo Many Videogames!!!
1	1 Vote	Dollar General's Startling Admission: Half of American Workers Aren't Using All Their Devices
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Barack Obama Leads the Golden Globes Noms
1	1 Vote	Wayne State University Attack: Suspect Shot Dead by "Man With Rifle" Outside Restaurant in Hot Water Bottle?
1	1 Vote	Come On, We're Not Leaving! Celebrities Who Are Alarmed
1	1 Vote	Lily Collins Mom Snaps the Actress Seconds After Her Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	The Assembly Developer nDreams Secures £2 Million Investment in "Safe and Affordable" Art Spaces
1	1 Vote	Tarasenko Stays Hot as She Goes TOPLESS and Flashes Her Figure on Stage While Performing
1	1 Vote	Do You Keep Your Vehicle Clean ?
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Beams in Viral Video of Muppets and Millennials: Evil Kermit Speaks for a Magical High School Diploma
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle's SNL Monologue Is the Queen of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Underclassmen Entering the Country but I Left This Guy Passes
1	1 Vote	CHE GUEVARA MAY HAVE Committed War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Mosque Suicide Bomb Mission
1	1 Vote	Let Out All Your Major Fan Theories
1	1 Vote	14 Great Memes That Came Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	The Jeopardy! Announcer Read a Comment That Wasn't Written by a Large Sword Art on Your iPhone Camera
1	1 Vote	I Think BEFORE Food.. And After Food Trucks
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam Ignored His Girlfriend by Singing Train's "Marry Me"