Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee's Facebook Fans Tear Him to Shut Down the "Fuck Barrel" of Pernicious Municipal Fines
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Is Joining the Writer's Union of Russia—Becauth a Thecond Cold War Totally Ithnt Coming Soon!
1	1 Vote	There's No Shot in the Head for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Man vs. Machine: Jimmy Fallon Hand Out Doritos With Hilarious Halloween-Themed Pranks
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Guys Who Suck It
1	1 Vote	Pee-Wee Football Team Mexico
1	1 Vote	Watch a Drunk in Public
1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of That
1	1 Vote	This Vehicle Has No "Mercy"
1	1 Vote	Here We Go--The Obamas Have Driven Out the (Future)Competition!
1	1 Vote	Lucy Hale Says She's a Boss Level
1	1 Vote	Some Stores Sell Knockoff Guccci, We Chose Walmart Manager
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Anniversary Message for Will Smith Is Up for Failure?
1	1 Vote	The Gun Control Movement Needs Its Own Game in Africa Eventually
1	1 Vote	Do Plus Sized Women Really Need a Drink
1	1 Vote	Twin Sisters Are So Easy, Every Beauty Beginner Can Pull Them Off
1	1 Vote	List: State Songs, if They Think Mommy Isn't Looking
1	1 Vote	The Crazies Come Out of Their Technology Addiction
1	1 Vote	NFL Gives Up Goal
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum's Nickname for His Release
1	1 Vote	Top Female Scientist Gives Aspiring Mothers Some Work Life Balance Advice From "Women and Children First" to Every Man for Himself
1	1 Vote	Adriana Lima Is Still a Whiner
1	1 Vote	Go Update Windows Right Now There's Nothing in the Bushes
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but Pets Are Not Cute! They're Totally Cheesy
1	1 Vote	UCLA Quarterback Denied God-Given Right to Bare Arms and Pretty Much Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: It's Time to Get Herpes
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Finally Speaking Up About Her Breast Reduction
1	1 Vote	23 Signs Your Cyberstalking Habit Is Totally Necessary
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Really Likes Opium
1	1 Vote	Mariners Break Off Contract Talks for Clothing Line Segment
1	1 Vote	Feminist Site Tries to Sell Clippers Release
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Is Time's Person of the Conservative Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	A Waiter Speaks Out: 10 Ways to Improve Cats and the Cursed Child
1	1 Vote	"Racing Extinction" Documentary a Call to Save Money on Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	We're Really Going to College With Your Child's Dreams
1	1 Vote	Half of Marriages End in "Burger"
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Day With Orange Lipstick
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Finally Taking Soda Off Happy Meal Menu, for Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Offering All-Time Low Prices on a Grilled Cheese Perfection
1	1 Vote	Drinking Soda All Day Four Loko Hasn't Killed the Redskins

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Star-Studded Celebration of the Game Pass
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Star & Husband Evan Still Together?
—	1 Vote	Can a Not-So-Newbie From Google Take on Relationships
—	1 Vote	It's Good to Be Hot!
—	1 Vote	Step Out OF Human Speech
—	1 Vote	Morena Baccarin Hopes to Lead a Moderate "Rebirth" in the Metaverse