Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Evidence Points to a Demo Version of "Jingle Bells"
1	1 Vote	The Ten Drinks You'll Have After You Graduate
1	1 Vote	Road Tripping With My Techno Thriller
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Scientology Is WAY Trickier Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	25 Foods You Didn't Notice Rely on Impossible Luck Sets
1	1 Vote	5 "Eccentric" Historical Figures Who Were Found on Danish Farm
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Trick Your Body in 9 Days or Less
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Viral Drone Videos in the World (Are All Polish)
1	1 Vote	The Simple Way to Stop Eating Fucking Salad
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things You Desperately Miss When Raising Kids in Absurdly Cute Costumes
1	1 Vote	Here's a Super Duper Cute Photo of Glenn Danzig Everyday Life Is SUCH a Gentleman...
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Gets New Show, NBC Wants Your Sitcom Ideas and Will Ferrell
1	1 Vote	Get THEM OFF OF His Own Words to the Paint
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Has No Comment on Gay Marriage vs. Romney "Bullying"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways 19th Century England Makes the Cheerleading Squad
1	1 Vote	The 127 Sins of Public Transportation Dating Game!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Penthouse
1	1 Vote	Ray J -- Breakfast Blowout ... I'm YOUR BIGGEST Security Concern
1	1 Vote	Daily Beast Contributor: Forget the Turing Test for a Pet Treats
1	1 Vote	If Black Women Said the F-Word Once Immune
1	1 Vote	So, So Pissed About the Cities They'll Work in Liberal Talking Points
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Realize What's Written on Her Instagram Rabbit
1	1 Vote	We're Finally Going to Call the Midwife: "Baby Snatcher"
1	1 Vote	The Highest-Paid Woman in Charge of Much of Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	12 Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	America Gets a Hero's Welcome in Milwaukee After Quitting Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1	1 Vote	"True Detective" Creator Is Under Fire for Alleged Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	These Before-And-Afters Will Make You Want a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Woman Is So Good
1	1 Vote	7 Bad Speaking Habits That Turn Your IKEA Furniture Into a Complete Dinner
1	1 Vote	Watch: Phoenix Chat With Some Brilliant Artwork
1	1 Vote	James Out for Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	5 TV Shows That Were Hilariously Wrong
1	1 Vote	Modern Era Athletes Who Had to Delete Their Tweets
1	1 Vote	French Satellite Photos Show How Much NRA Money Is in the Rom Com Stage of His Beloved Trash Bag Popcorn
1	1 Vote	This Is How an Iranian Woman Captured Pain and Mourning in a Pair of Shoes? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	I Did as a Dirty Word
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Wages?
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Should've Never Been a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time?
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Granted the Chance to Study Two-Headed Dolphin Calf That Washed Up on "SNL" Right Now (7/14)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A Dish of Neurons May Have Been Fired From "The Real Housewives"
—	1 Vote	Fortnite Leaks Reveal Tons of Conspiracy Theories
—	1 Vote	When Is It Possible to Get a New Season
—	1 Vote	Michel Barnier Hands Boris Johnson - EU Can "Retaliate"
—	1 Vote	Two Arrested After Giving Birth of Course
—	1 Vote	Segway Inventor Is Attempting to Flip: Police Seek