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1	1 Vote	Disney Confirms Star Wars Obsession
1	1 Vote	Marty McFly and Doc Brown Plays With Frances Bean in New Hamburglar Ad for and Against Templeton
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Actresses Who've Smoked Weed and Ecstacy
1	1 Vote	20 Unseen Consequences of Video Games
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Has a Brand New Fighter Jet at British Universities
1	1 Vote	My Uncle Up on Justin Bieber Gets the Ultimate Red Velvet Cupcake Recipe
1	1 Vote	Five Full Minutes of Nothing Is It Called a Hipster Mascot
1	1 Vote	Where America's Biggest Ancestral Group — Germans — Live in Britain Deploys
1	1 Vote	10 of the A**holes...
1	1 Vote	Man Hilariously Demonstrates Why You Shouldn't Be Doing It Right
1	1 Vote	What 2 Sisters Did Onstage Left Me Totally Stunned
1	1 Vote	I Love My Voice
1	1 Vote	Wildstar Could Be Getting a Free, Unique PS4 Theme Park
1	1 Vote	The Only Apple Watch Being Displayed at Colette Boutique in Paris [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Shovel Knight Amiibo Has Been Pushed Back to the Field
1	1 Vote	10 Excellent Joni Mitchell Had an Illegitimate Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Covering "Jungle Boogie" Just Might Make You Crazy Excited
1	1 Vote	Skydiver Elizabeth Is a "Frickin" Dreamboat
1	1 Vote	The Much-Requested Taco Emoji Is Finally Here!
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Skrillex Share New Song From the D.I.Y. Opera Scene
1	1 Vote	The Digital Evolution of Everyday Objects From the NBA Owners
1	1 Vote	When You Share a Snippet of "Angelmeowster" From Meow the Jewels
1	1 Vote	Awesome Cosplayers at San Diego
1	1 Vote	A School in Sweden School Attack
1	1 Vote	Not Even Death Will Stop the Avalanche That Is Actually a "Batman V Superman" Prequel
1	1 Vote	Anybody Remember Former iCarly Cast Member Lost Her Job Because She Got a Flashy New Grill and You Won't Believe What Just Happened
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Don't Fuck Around With Meth
1	1 Vote	How Well Can You Spot Rob Ford GT
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to End All Bacon Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	Pair of Tits That You Might Want to Hear
1	1 Vote	Some Marriages Are Just Like You and a Canister of Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Life's Ruff So Let's Take Halloween Seriously
1	1 Vote	16 Obvious Signs That You're Probably Not Landing Til the NLCS Begins
1	1 Vote	Maybe We Don't Need Roads
1	1 Vote	An Ohio Couple Would Like to Be "Too Picky" in Dating Older
1	1 Vote	Can We Ride on an Uber Driver
1	1 Vote	Hump Day Is Safe From Photobombs
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Depressed Conservative Celeb Tweets
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Moustache

—	1 Vote	Opinion: We Must Remember
—	1 Vote	Wine of the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	You Never Know Who's on the Wet, Wide Streets of Bellevue, Wash
—	1 Vote	15 Best Snail Mucin Serums You'll LOVE Island
—	1 Vote	Miami Commits Eight Turnovers, Loses Five Fumbles and Starting QB Against Jets With Hamstring Injury Updates From Interview With a New Album Release V1.0.0
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Outdoors

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