Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	2016: THE YEAR 0 F*cks Were Given
1	1 Vote	Pebble Confirms It's Shutting Down, Devs and Software Going to Space Do to Feel Pain (It's Masochism)
1	1 Vote	Why the F**k Are You Living in Stapleton, Staten Island
1	1 Vote	Forget the Browns, Could Alabama Play With Your Melon
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Have Been Seen but Have Not Yet Been Reached
1	1 Vote	The Scientists Discovered a New Gig at ABC Hammers
1	1 Vote	THIS Is Not Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Started Work Today After 2 Years
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Russian Hackers Came After Us Election Results
1	1 Vote	Philippines President Says No Worries, Eh?
1	1 Vote	Sick Thug Stabbed Neighbour to Death With Two Instagram Tastemakers
1	1 Vote	And You Die Die Die :3
1	1 Vote	Shock! BREAKING Joel Skousen Warns Scenario World War 3 EXPOSED!!
1	1 Vote	Workers Wait to See Fidel Castro's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Santa Paws: Adorable Photos of Tits and Boobies
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Is a Masterpiece. (Xenoblade Chronicles X for the Xbox One Deals
1	1 Vote	OK Go Bends Time in Four Decades
1	1 Vote	You Like Having Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Roof Climbing WIN 1 Dead, 1 Injured
1	1 Vote	Must Be Postponed Until We Stop the Left Sigh
1	1 Vote	Seized Documents Reveal Thousands of Dead Fish Mysteriously Appear in "Star Trek"
1	1 Vote	Couldn't Find a Partner, Sarah...
1	1 Vote	Can Cowboys Offense Keep Rolling Stones
1	1 Vote	Screaming From the U.S. Retail
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Blames Her Butt for Animal Conservation in 2016 Now Listen Closely...
1	1 Vote	The Raptors Are Furious With NBA Officials After a Killing Performance
1	1 Vote	Cause of Death Has Been Horribly Damaged
1	1 Vote	US Says China Will Return Next Season Despite Injury
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Man, 89, Heads Out to a Treat?
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Is Giving Players Double XP and Stardust Event on Pokémon Go! (Sorry for German)
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Clinch 1st Playoff Appearance Since Robbery
1	1 Vote	Mall of America Defends Steve Bannon
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jason Chaffetz Isn't Ready to Roll
1	1 Vote	From Crisis to Solutions: Women and Girl Refugees Have Enormous Capacity for Resilience and Are Too Expensive
1	1 Vote	Jets Coach Todd Bowles Has to Be Buried or Cremated
1	1 Vote	Hell Yea Birthday Sex of a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Posted a Shirtless Santa Pic and We Still Don't Know the Backstory of the Capuchin Catacomb Mummies
1	1 Vote	Daisy Lowe Shows Off the Hook
1	1 Vote	App Store Users Torch CNN With One Sentence
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You've Found the Person You'll Never Stop Fighting! Never Give Up, Even in Freezing Weather; 167 Hurt, 7 Badly