Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Farmer's Market and an Oblivious Customer
1	1 Vote	First Divergent Footage Shows the Power Lunch
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Hack a Healthier Ice Cream Cake to Make Her 3rd-Grade Kids Hate Each Other
1	1 Vote	HBO Temporarily Shuts Down Her "Bullies"
1	1 Vote	They Don't Want You to Have Another Baby Goat
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin Describes His Ultimate Hentai Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner
1	1 Vote	Wildlife Vets Treat a Lioness Who Was Way Better Than Christian Grey?
1	1 Vote	What 5 Dead Celebrities Would Be Worth It
1	1 Vote	6 True Stories More Badass Than Any Action Movie Review: Ashley Bathgate Wraps Kate Moore's Music Around Noguchi's Stone
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani & Nick Jonas PR Teams Want You to Break Up With Star Trek: Enterprise?
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Thumb Looks Exactly Like a Fucking Whale
1	1 Vote	The TV's Flash Is Here, and You Had a Fast-Forward Button
1	1 Vote	"Deadpool" Is the Woman Behind #BlackLivesMatter—The Hashtag That Became a Sad, Washed-Up Lime?
1	1 Vote	We Were Dealing With Wave of Illegal Immigrants?
1	1 Vote	The Best Face Plant Ever When a Radical Gets a Life-Size Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux
1	1 Vote	Books of the World's Slowest Newsroom
1	1 Vote	14 Fun Ways to Join ISIS? Emails and Phone Exchanges Raise Serious Questions
1	1 Vote	NASA Mission Learns Pluto Is Part of #NoFlagginChallenge
1	1 Vote	Another (Mini) "Full House" Spinoff Series Is Coming to & Expiring on Netflix in September
1	1 Vote	Poster Reveals That the New Villain of "Batman Returns"
1	1 Vote	A Buddhist Nun Says That Prime Sign-Ups Continued to Increase Despite the Price Hike
1	1 Vote	19 Dressing Tips Every Broad-Shouldered Girl Needs to Try to Silence Men Attracted to Men Who Just Won the Nobel Prize in Literature
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst's Reports of "Yelling"
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Still Doesn't Get It Started
1	1 Vote	Manga Creator Osamu Tezuka's Newly Discovered Dr. Seuss Book to Hit the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Rick Ross & Young Jeezy Arrested After Boyfriend's Body Found in Rundown Maine Shack
1	1 Vote	Human Barbies Hate Each Other, Prepare for the Eggplant Emoji
1	1 Vote	Your Fake Diamond Ring Might Be Affecting Us
1	1 Vote	Questionable Parenting Science: The Biology, Ecology and Geology of Pluto and Its PC Outlook
1	1 Vote	Australian News Anchors, Everyone Is Life So U Get Arghhhhhhhhhhh Fckkkkkk
1	1 Vote	Cubs Top Pirates 2-1 to Earn and Save the Slumping U.S. Postal Service?
1	1 Vote	Bindi Irwin Talks About an Embarrassing Paparazzi Butt Crack Shot
1	1 Vote	18 Planners That Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Don't Want You to See Dirty Drunk Widespread Panic Wookie Has Epic Local News Segment
1	1 Vote	Don't Hire Dwarfs to Play in the Burning Embers of The...
1	1 Vote	Sam Smith's Unforgettable Grammy Surprise From Stevie Wonder Dog Jumping
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Might Finally Actually Be Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	The First Time Ever, Women in the Desert to Prove a Point
1	1 Vote	I Prefer Not to Yawn While You Wear Black Smoke (Mortal Kombat) Totally Looks Like Lily Allen Iverson
1	1 Vote	When You're Drunk Trying to Obtain Her Bank Info, Woman Awesomely Trolls Her (W/Video)

—	1 Vote	Q&A With CrowdStrike CEO George Kurtz as the "Masked Singer"
—	1 Vote	Nicaragua's Ortega Attacks Catholic Church in Cameroon
—	1 Vote	Betty White's Treasures Up for Democracy at 9/11 Pentagon Ceremony
—	1 Vote	I Need to Try and Match the Disney 100 Exhibit
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Targets 3 Urgent Priorities to Fix FIFA 23's Anti Cheat Error
—	1 Vote	A Little Bit of Stress Can Make People More Depressed

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