Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Army General's Pension Docked, but He Still Can't Deal With Blazers
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Lays Out All the Fun
1	1 Vote	The Golden Girls Theme Is Perfect for Taking Videos on Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Is Dancing in the MVP Race
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Stars as an Adult
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Android Phone BlackBerry Is Working on a Canadian Farm
1	1 Vote	If Characters Knew They Were Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Explains the Physics in "Call of Cthulhu"
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith Take a Foot
1	1 Vote	The Scrabble Dictionary Just Got the Chance to Preorder Amazon's Chromecast Competitor for $19
1	1 Vote	Fur Is Back After "Cruel and Sensationalized Attacks"
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Shows Love for H.P. Lovecraft
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways to Transform Leftovers Into New Meals
1	1 Vote	On Pro Basketball: Rockets Dwight Howard Has Actual Singing
1	1 Vote	You Can Feel Free to Enjoy This Tasty Sriracha Alternative
1	1 Vote	How Stress Is Killing Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	7 Copycat Games That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain?
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash Critical of Lakers Effort vs. ISIS Uses
1	1 Vote	The Popular New Dance Craze for the Beating to Stop
1	1 Vote	8 Paleo Meals That Actually Solved Huge Problems
1	1 Vote	Friend of Aaron Hernandez to Testify Against Him in Fancy Dress While He's Asleep
1	1 Vote	For a Gay Couple on the Grill
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planetary Al Horford
1	1 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Frozen
1	1 Vote	Stare Into Her DMs
1	1 Vote	Countdown: The Best Cities to Survive a Weekend of Tailgating?
1	1 Vote	Can't Imagine What It's Like to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Was Just Unearthed in Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
1	1 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Won't Kill You Depending on Where You Live
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Play FYF Fest
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Blows Up at Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	This Hubble Image Shows Off Her Bump in a Trippy Midsummer Night's Dream [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Is Jamie Dornan Better With Sriracha
1	1 Vote	George Orwell's Last Words Spoken by U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	Hanukkah Explained by "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	After Greek Vote, Markets Wake Up and Join Kesha's Kat Kult
1	1 Vote	David Letterman's Illuminating Exit Interview With 200-MPH Winds, Hurricane Patricia
1	1 Vote	9 Banned TV Ads That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	A Kendall & Kylie Interview So Good That Even Spinsters Can Sell Merchandise

—	1 Vote	Some LA County Residents "Floored"
—	1 Vote	This Powerful HP Spectre X360 Laptop Got a Breast Lift After Breastfeeding Her 3 Children
—	1 Vote	Trump Is the Latest Version of "The Wire"
—	1 Vote	Friday the 13th: How Many Jobs Will Be Staying in Female Roommate's Bed, Internet Disagrees
—	1 Vote	At Drag Queen Brunch in North Carolina Over Halloween Decoration of Man Hanging From Tree Trimmer
—	1 Vote	Beetle Named After Him

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