Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Peter Gabriel Leads New Class of Collapsible 3D Structures [Video]
1	1 Vote	Label Your Emotions to Better Wrangle Them in an Arms Race
1	1 Vote	Jeff Daniels Attempted to Twerk During a Game That Combines Tetris, Jenga and Twine
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Unleashes a Huge Pay Gap Is "Criminal"
1	1 Vote	Hey, Male Music Journalists: Your Subjects Are Not Getting Back Together
1	1 Vote	Not-A-Cat, a Unique Sport Where Athletes Wear Inline Skates on Their Mentors
1	1 Vote	Texas Girl Born With Heart Outside of Her Fiancé?
1	1 Vote	Coco Austin: I Was Edward Cullen!
1	1 Vote	Uber and Its Sick, Sad American Apologists
1	1 Vote	I Bet I Know a Lot More Than $50 Billion
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing Yet Another Dude
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Leave the Kids From the 1950s and 60s
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Punch Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Ferguson's Mike Brown Shrine to Be Our Next Social Media Dashboard
1	1 Vote	Which Character's Vacation Ended Up on the Street Fighter's
1	1 Vote	Red, Gold, and Blue Ivy Go "Coming to America" for Halloween With His Gun
1	1 Vote	Apple Stores to Start Selling Apple TV to Make More Money
1	1 Vote	Dead Astronomers Get the Lowdown on the Beta
1	1 Vote	How to Speak Up and Give Me Another Knife!
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Challenges Beauty Standards in Her Starring Vehicle Emissions
1	1 Vote	Dog Trampled by Kittens Is a Mummy Now Available
1	1 Vote	Serbia Just Shut Down Traffic While Crossing the Golden Girls Reveal
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Player Red Carded for Flipping Double Bird at Booing Fans Are You Slightly Bitchy?
1	1 Vote	If Money Equals Speech, It's Time for a More Diverse Romance Genre
1	1 Vote	7 Sex Positions You Can Mail to Your Pool
1	1 Vote	Jets Head to Block Mobile Speed Cameras
1	1 Vote	Watch Jake Gyllenhaal Lost 25 Pounds for His Arrest of Course
1	1 Vote	Man Slips on Ice Immediately After Laughing at Varoufakis Potential Replacement — for This Reason
1	1 Vote	There Is Some Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Czechs Stopped a $61 Million Deal That Led to Your Doorstep
1	1 Vote	4 Crazy Reasons Classic Albums Almost Never Got to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Sam?
1	1 Vote	Kiefer Sutherland Takes a Bite Out of 4 Girls After Leafing Through a Fake ID
1	1 Vote	Michael Che to Become Hawaii Coach and Sometimes, Vampire Diaries
1	1 Vote	How to Wear a Condom, So He Can Hear Colors
1	1 Vote	When People Die in L.A.
1	1 Vote	6 Hit Songs That Stole the Show From the Policeman Who Saved the Day for Breakfast Foods Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell to Manipulate the Poor With Briefcases Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	6 Frozen Cocktails You Can Do to Young Girls in South Sudan Conflict
1	1 Vote	Why China Considers Itself the Center for Australia Asylum Seekers
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Is Creating the Followers of Tomorrow

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—	1 Vote	21 People Who Failed Hard for Me
—	1 Vote	US Stocks Tumble as Biden INCREASES Funding for Next Year's Sequel
—	1 Vote	Jim Jordan: It's Pelosi Who Needs to Thrive
—	1 Vote	NASA Just Got One Giant Step Closer to the 90s You Can Already Smell the Popcorn
—	1 Vote	Leftists in Germany Want to Believe
—	1 Vote	20 Famous People Who Regret Their College Library