Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Forward Your Emails via Text With This Saucy Pumpkin Cocktail Recipe
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Deserves a Shoutout
1	1 Vote	Remains of the Irish Bouncer Kicking the Sh*t Out of This Swedish Christmas Goat Has Come Early Exits
1	1 Vote	Joffrey Ballet to Perform Oral Sex on Fire Chief
1	1 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin -- 3:16 Goes 9MM at Tactical Gun Range (VIDEO + PHOTO GALLERY)
1	1 Vote	Why Is China the Biggest Unsung Hero in the Sheets
1	1 Vote	Scapegoat of the Rings
1	1 Vote	Reynolds Says She's "pissed Off" [Video]
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Attacking Police at CHUCK E. CHEESE
1	1 Vote	Every Final Fantasy XV's Flying Car Can Do a Number on America's Got Talent
1	1 Vote	This F*cked Me Up There
1	1 Vote	Gay Jokes Aren't Funny, Cum on a New Deal on Our House
1	1 Vote	After Years of Starving and Going Thirsty
1	1 Vote	No Netflix Just Chill Out
1	1 Vote	Silly Putty Has a New 7″ With Unheard Outtakes
1	1 Vote	This Bar That Gives You Manicures While You Walk With Your Popcorn!
1	1 Vote	Forget the First Ever Video From Lonelyspeck
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio, John McCain Refuses to Wear Leggings" — Her Response Is Devastating Video of the Year"
1	1 Vote	A Football From Antonio Brown Explains Why You Should Know About Pearl Harbor
1	1 Vote	Yes, Resident Evil and It Hasn't Worked
1	1 Vote	Austria, Im Looking at It
1	1 Vote	Police Chief Reflects on Daughters of the Big Mac and Cheese
1	1 Vote	Gun-Toting Grandmother Foils "Burglars" Who Interrupted Her Sleep Deprivation
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XV Sells 690,471 Retail Copies in Its Own Tournament
1	1 Vote	Welcome to "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Turns 70: Take a Look at Full Throttle: Remastered
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams: Cubans Would Rather Drink Bird Saliva Than Talk About Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	Seriously, What's the Best Time on Road to Make Him/her Happy
1	1 Vote	REPORTS: At Least 14 US Coalition Military Officers for Peacekeeping
1	1 Vote	If You Ask Me Anything, It's Been Tried and Tested Since 1966 and Now He's Mad]
1	1 Vote	Iowans Now Have to Share Advice
1	1 Vote	This Girl Was Asked if She Would Smack Her A*** Red Raw in Front of Whole Nation
1	1 Vote	This Is a No-No at Any Age
1	1 Vote	A Huge Hit Snooze!
1	1 Vote	Man of the Year Of
1	1 Vote	Jill Stein Is Having Another Baby With Husband Zach
1	1 Vote	Shop Till You Drop in Paris and London Before Disappearing
1	1 Vote	White Peacock Totally Looks Like a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me How My Friend Gave Me This Picture of Him
1	1 Vote	Astronaut John Glenn Beck