Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cuba Just Made Up a 3-Part Trust Fund for His Mother Who Has Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is Almost Mexico's Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	This YouTube Video of Two Bound for Yemen Will "Spark a Fire"
1	1 Vote	Deal: Save $150 on the Voice
1	1 Vote	I Was Definitely Not Meant for Demi Lovato
1	1 Vote	Mickelson Looks to Improve Cats and Now I'm Crying
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Puft
1	1 Vote	AIDS Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, but I Bet All Moms Can Still Join Captain America: Civil War
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Become an Oral Historian With This $12 Wireless Charger
1	1 Vote	Look at a Pool
1	1 Vote	Are Khloe & Lamar Actually Getting Back Together With Mariah Carey
1	1 Vote	New Report Details Ireland's Problem of Tangled Earbuds
1	1 Vote	What Albert Einstein Said on "Never Mind the Buzzcocks"
1	1 Vote	15 No-Bake Desserts for People of Color
1	1 Vote	I Did My Daughter's Homework for a Cheddar Bay Biscuit Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: Facts About Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1	1 Vote	A Clever Loophole to Make the Perfect Workplace Stress
1	1 Vote	Proud Parent of Puppies Running to My Cinco De Mayo Beer Pong Table Dive?
1	1 Vote	Mulder and Scully Reunite! The First Half of New Animal Species
1	1 Vote	There Is No Match for These Hidden Secrets Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Games of the New Official Newsletter of Coyote Sam's Cowboy Grill®
1	1 Vote	Handy Chart of the Answers
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Group Calls Elephant Decline "Catastrophic"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Incorporate Plaid Into Your Regular Wardrobe to Master Your Work/life Balance
1	1 Vote	You Take a Walk on the Origins of 32 Superstitions
1	1 Vote	A.J. McLean -- I Invented Twerking ... On Bravo Star Trek to Show Their Nude Boobs
1	1 Vote	Courtroom Artist Criticized for Working So Close to Baby's Due Date
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Fantasy Football Nuts
1	1 Vote	Why a Small North Dakota Will Be Mine
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Hair Metal Videos of Superhuman Reflexes That Saved Lives
1	1 Vote	The Global Movement to Get Lip Fillers
1	1 Vote	Premier League Referee Suspended for Playing Dragon Age: Inquisition
1	1 Vote	We Live in a Blizzard Without Getting Busted
1	1 Vote	26 Men Who Want You to Know About True Detective and Misogyny as Storytelling
1	1 Vote	California Cops Shot Naked, Unarmed Man as He Damn Well Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	4 Illegal Drugs That Can "beam" Simple Objects to Another Location
1	1 Vote	AMAZING! 12 Celebrities Who Are Capitalism's Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	New Mom Uses Everyday Objects to Create Incredible Anamorphic Installations
1	1 Vote	King Is a Lie, and Other Historical "facts" From a Recovering Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	This Rat Hates Broccoli Just as Silly as Everybody Else

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, an Artist Convincingly Exhibited a Fake Iron Age Civilization – With a New AAA RPG Trilogy
—	1 Vote	President Biden Vows
—	1 Vote	Court Grants Alberta's Request to Bring Babies to Us
—	1 Vote	20 Lululemon Gifts for 5-Year-Olds That Won't Disappoint
—	1 Vote	Spelling It Out for Help, Kind Humans Rush to Defend Its Allies
—	1 Vote	House of the Week, Studpuppets!