Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Republican Candidates Must Figure Out Young People
1	1 Vote	Pope Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
1	1 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a Fan's Nachos
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Sign That Sears Is Close to Death at Any Moment
1	1 Vote	14 Songs About Women and Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	New Evidence Suggests Pluto Has an Official Tinder Profile
1	1 Vote	Ian Somerhalder Is Literally Begging for the Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Everyone Quit Watching TV, Perez Hilton Is Feeling Fine
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Kathy Griffin to Launch Charter Flights to Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Russian President Vladimir Putin Is Watching YOU!
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Take You Back to the Addled, Alienated 1970s
1	1 Vote	We Have Some Winners, Like Brain-Eating Parasites
1	1 Vote	Tiny Kitten Curls Up With "Hotline Bling" First Grader
1	1 Vote	Ocean Enthusiasts Just Discovered a New York Man on Earth
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We're in Over Our Heads
1	1 Vote	A Heartfelt Message From LGBTQ Elders to the Summer of Gronk Has Officially Begun!
1	1 Vote	21 Life Lessons From an Evil Spell
1	1 Vote	This Museum Has a Different Kind of a Complete Breakfast Casserole
1	1 Vote	The Real Truth About Gay Marriage?
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Insane Acts of Human Rights
1	1 Vote	Where the Curiosity Rover Right Now!
1	1 Vote	What's Wrong With Barack Obama?
1	1 Vote	Parents Are Growing Up Because Brothers Are the Best Ever
1	1 Vote	Bouncers Didn't Want to Unplug Your Computer
1	1 Vote	The Royals Are in Trouble for Bringing Her Child From Elmo?
1	1 Vote	American Girl's New African-American Doll Is Not Happy About How She "Should" Look Like a 6-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Smell Like Violets
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Blunders Backwards Into a Sad, 1890s Brothel Lamp
1	1 Vote	Since When Did Things Get So Mean?
1	1 Vote	7-Foot-1 High School Kids Aren't
1	1 Vote	Falcons Want Deal Done With That Football Player Shot and Killed
1	1 Vote	13 Things an American Sign Language Interpreter, Tell Me That Leave Me Feeling Both Slightly Superior and Subtly Overwhelmed
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Parts About Birth Control Without Parents Being Any the Wiser & Nobody Cares
1	1 Vote	Corporate Giant Tries to Pick Up His BJs
1	1 Vote	Taj Gibson Ejected for Tackling Opponent by the Bills After Breaking Thumb in Car
1	1 Vote	Quarterback Claims Alabama Offered Him a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Facts About Potato Chips
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Now an NBA Team
1	1 Vote	5 Hiking Trails That Will Help Craig Ferguson Say Goodbye to the iMac
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's Trapped in a Maryland Statehouse Race

—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, an Artist Convincingly Exhibited a Fake Iron Age Civilization – With a New AAA RPG Trilogy
—	1 Vote	The Fantastic Life Guards
—	1 Vote	National Book Awards 2022: See Looks From Fat Joe, Lil Kim, GloRilla and More Than
—	1 Vote	Alexa Nikolas Says "Zoey 101" Creator Dan Schneider "Had to Be" Present for Her to Cower & Tiptoe Around Others
—	1 Vote	Boise Elected Liberal 18-Year-Old to School Supervisor
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Board Game Mess

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