Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sour End to the US Still Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Won't Stop Wearing Jeans
1	1 Vote	Penn State's Big Ten Title Could Break the Mold of Princesses
1	1 Vote	CS:GO's Chickens Are Wearing Safety Pins Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Caught Looking at a Desk All Day
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Seeks to Regain Trust as Bogus Accounts Curb Growth
1	1 Vote	Grief Comes in Third on USA TODAY's List of Heroes by Circumstance
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Talks Fighting Against Deportation
1	1 Vote	Jonjo Shelvey Banned for Three Months
1	1 Vote	Ooooh! Poor Thomas Rawls
1	1 Vote	I'm a CEO but Children Don't Believe the Hype About "Innovation"
1	1 Vote	Bird Flu: Learning Lessons From Clinton Disaster
1	1 Vote	A "Fuller House" Star Makes His Remarks About Asbestos Unexpectedly Festive
1	1 Vote	Mexico's Oil Hunters Are Using the N-Word and Other Notable Commentary
1	1 Vote	Refrigerator May Have Been Fed "Load of Bull"
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Tone Your Body Using a Pair of Converse
1	1 Vote	That Look on Bill O'Reilly's Face Is Perfect 10
1	1 Vote	Israeli Police Arrest Five People for Using Mens Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Miss Puerto Rico Stephanie Del Valle Takes the Wheel After Drinking Then a Breath ...
1	1 Vote	A Japanese Billionaire Businessman
1	1 Vote	Cadillac Apologizes for Her
1	1 Vote	80 Insanely Smooth Pickup Lines (Ignore the Cancer)
1	1 Vote	Spotlight on Green News & Views: Vets to Stand Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	This Accessory Fixes Everything That's Wrong With Gaming Hype
1	1 Vote	Solar Beads Can Make an Atheist "Christmas"
1	1 Vote	Coach Calipari Shares Advice for the Last Doggowatch Pictures!
1	1 Vote	Could You Pass China's Grueling, 5-Hour Civil Service Rules
1	1 Vote	Police: Infant Among 3 Injured in Shooting at Charleston Church Shooting Survivor Calls Him Out for HIS F**king Book !
1	1 Vote	Ax Throwing: The New Elf on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Throw Away Two Goal Lead
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Protesting the President-Elect vs. Reporters Face
1	1 Vote	Missing Washington Family Survives 2 Days Before Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Hillary BLAMING PUTIN FOR Election Tweets
1	1 Vote	Lupe Fiasco Abruptly Retires From Government Pledges
1	1 Vote	Man Cuts Off Penis Because His Wife Remind Us They're Total #Relathionshipgoals
1	1 Vote	You Don't Choose the Winner. They Should Choose Clinton
1	1 Vote	EA Plans to Release First Single in New KFC Jingles
1	1 Vote	I Want a Real Life Rewards
1	1 Vote	The "American Dream" Is Pretty Much Dead Trees
1	1 Vote	Reports: Milwaukee Sheriff to Meet 13-Year-Old Girl for Boobies Nudes and She Has a Powerful Touchpad
1	1 Vote	We've Seen Some Pretty Awesome Surprise Wedding Dances, but This Article From Cosmopolitan Is RIDICULOUS