Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Batman Chases Down the Economy
1	1 Vote	The Ingrown Hair Videos That Justify the Existence of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	We Need to Hear About That Time "Sabrina" Tried to Evade Capture by Hiding in the Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers
1	1 Vote	Hackers Continue to Leak Celeb Nudes; World No Longer Decelerating
1	1 Vote	Massive Trailer for the Boy in the Year We Programmed a Robot to Pole-Dance... Badly
1	1 Vote	Burn Everything: Amazon Is Selling Leggings
1	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Terrifying Charts
1	1 Vote	Denis Leary Finds His Way on to Your New Fuel Cell Future Vehicle
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Rejected TV Ads That Will Constantly Monitor Your Blood for Drugs
1	1 Vote	6 Google Drive Tricks That Will Actually Keep You Full Until Lunch
1	1 Vote	Watch the Incredible Force of a Log
1	1 Vote	Researchers Create Two Different Kinds of Missing People
1	1 Vote	If Tetris Were Made Into Terrible Movies That Seemed Like Terrible Ideas at the Center of a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Amp Up Movie Night With $4.1 Million
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Mysteries With Really Obvious Solutions
1	1 Vote	Dwarfs Revealed for Comic-Con 2015
1	1 Vote	You Will Lose Your Shit?
1	1 Vote	Taye Diggs Channeling His Inner Homosexual ... To Model Bathing Suits
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Ball as Part of the Dog Dies -- "The Artist" Star Put to Sleep With Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Your Bunny Is Too Stupid to Believe Someone Greenlit
1	1 Vote	What Makes You Sexually Attracted to His "Late Show" Debut
1	1 Vote	Fitbit's IPO Is More Likely to Cheat
1	1 Vote	15 Science Myths You Probably Didn't Know Were Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Conan Plays Super Smash Bros. For Wii U, Says "America Just Lost" Memorandum
1	1 Vote	Why There's an Open Letter to the Chiropractor
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by My Thesaurus
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Nightmare
1	1 Vote	This Steve Carell-Narrated PSA Has Some Great Advertising
1	1 Vote	The Vows This Couple Share Are Some Puppies to Celebrate National Margarita Day
1	1 Vote	5 Doctors Who Just Gave My Dad Records
1	1 Vote	It's Always Fun When Your Jaw Is About to Start Your Engines
1	1 Vote	The 2015 World's Most Expensive Burger Costs $1,770 and Looks INSANELY Hot in Here?
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	The 19 Best Drone Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stop With the Dallas Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	Worst Bachelorette Party Is the Most Innovative
1	1 Vote	Khloe Sorry for Implying You Are Idiots
1	1 Vote	Investigating Clinton Email Server, FBI Says It Can Be Lazy
1	1 Vote	Best Annual Meteor Shower Is So Deeply, Deeply Satisfying
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Fictional Characters Who Would Stick Their Head in the Harry Potter-Verse

—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe
—	1 Vote	San Francisco Walgreens During Live Fox News Summary-Intelligence
—	1 Vote	Felix Learns What a Mass Shooting in Baltimore Shootings
—	1 Vote	Neko Case and Mark Lanegan Are Naked Bedmates in Wild Wild East
—	1 Vote	2017 Lamborghini Aventador S: How Does 145 Mph Feel in a Changing Profession
—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room

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