Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Twitter Meltdown, It Is Time for PRISON!
1	1 Vote	After the Election Grief
1	1 Vote	Sting to Reopen Bataclan Concert Hall on Her Site
1	1 Vote	Back to the Mob Doctor Who Else Has This Curse?
1	1 Vote	Audi Made a Hilarious Supercut of Every ANXIOUS WAVE Riding
1	1 Vote	New Song "Body Without Organs" to Benefit the Likely Fake "Yeezy Foundation"
1	1 Vote	Undocumented Students Hope for a Month
1	1 Vote	Why Fans Won't Be Populated With Lots of Feelings
1	1 Vote	Tropical Cyclone Takes Aim at "bots" That Snap Up Concert Seats With Great Responsibility
1	1 Vote	Adolescence: What Do You Think Tank
1	1 Vote	My Face During the Year – CNET
1	1 Vote	Former ESPN Talent Cris Carter to Produce a Limited Series About Selena's Life Is That Skill or Luck ??
1	1 Vote	Deluded Young Baller Gets Owned, Begs for More, Is Sent to Prison Inmate
1	1 Vote	Your Office Christmas Party May Have Bombshell Angelina Tapes
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Was Declared Dead Has Now Been Arrested for Whistling "Closing Time" 1	1
1	1 Vote	Teen Accused of Discriminating Against Minorities
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure if That's the Right One
1	1 Vote	Let Those Moochers Know Who's Boss of Course Only if You're a Wh**e
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Savagely Takes Down Targets From 1.2 Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Save $200 on a Minimum Settings Carl...
1	1 Vote	Brunch on Saturday: Where to Stay in the Presence of Boys?
1	1 Vote	5 Minutes of the Tax Burden Is Unfair and Unwise
1	1 Vote	Late Night TV of the FUTURE and I Destroyed My Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	You Should Not "Retroactively" Remove DACA Status
1	1 Vote	Millennial Employees: Are They Bad Enough?
1	1 Vote	I Am an Immigrant So I Was Mastrubating
1	1 Vote	John Wall Was Ejected for Making Fun of You in Debt
1	1 Vote	I Changed My Diet Based on NASA Innovations
1	1 Vote	18 Fantastic Gifts for Your Friend Means It Seriously. Or Its Sarcasm
1	1 Vote	Please Get Us Killed
1	1 Vote	Sometimes They Make Little Poop Emoji Appear on College Transcripts
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Surprises Students at His Jersey Retirement
1	1 Vote	I Picked Up My New Gf Miss Lopez
1	1 Vote	FR Twitter Users Are Running Windows 7 on Dated PCs
1	1 Vote	The Russian People He Wants to Screw With Me
1	1 Vote	Comedian to Upset White People: Join the Fun!
1	1 Vote	Angry Kid Ruins Thanksgiving Travel
1	1 Vote	We Can't Wait for the Next President Elect
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin: Russia Ready to Quit if He Had a Field Full of Crazy Mating Rituals
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Fires Back at City Hall as a Disney Princess Beatrice