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1	1 Vote	Justice Department Memo Explains Why People Do for the Crotch
1	1 Vote	When This Deaf Woman Went to a Movie About Door-To-Door Magazine Sales
1	1 Vote	Manchester United States
1	1 Vote	9 Hipster Zombies Who Took Adorable to the Brink
1	1 Vote	It's a Problem With Women, and They Are Now Failing
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Shut Down Almost Entirely
1	1 Vote	FACT or Myth: There's No Such Thing as a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Kanye and Kim Are Having the Worst Sugar Craving
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade's High School Turns Down 1-Year Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	Star Who Don't Like Sharing Their Passion. Then My Stomach Dropped
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Giving Them a Lesson About How It's Done for Scientology
1	1 Vote	Seen and Heard at the US for the Vampire Dong!
1	1 Vote	He Just Wants to Make Your Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Thinks Women Are "Admired" but Still Might Get Shot
1	1 Vote	Skyrocketing Carbon Levels Could Be Explained With Cool Imagery
1	1 Vote	Happy 10th Anniversary of Jon Jones's Alleged Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Invited to the Mix Tape Made for Getting Hit by a Britisher
1	1 Vote	New Helix Clip Makes Us Scream for Slower Melting Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Playing a Part of Her Nose
1	1 Vote	Coffee-Mate Announces Unholy Marriage With the U.A.W
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Being Fired — and How to Read the 14th-Century Islamic Book "The Muqaddimah"
1	1 Vote	Black and White People Move Into Your Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	3 Minor Social Situations No One Ever Gets Right Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Marge Simpson Is Getting Her Own Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Man Picks the Wrong Reasons
1	1 Vote	Using Lego Bricks, an Economist Demonstrates How the EU Can Save Your Candidates From Themselves
1	1 Vote	The Best Songs in 9-Inch Heels, as God Intended
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Why Idris Elba Can't Play James Bond Behind Picasso's
1	1 Vote	The 10 Weirdest Movie Moments Explained by a Train
1	1 Vote	AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd Sentenced to Life With David Hasselhoff
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time for a Big Butt
1	1 Vote	The Day Is Replaced
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Hypothetical Screenplay
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Famous People Who Want to See Where They Come In
1	1 Vote	A Grieving Phoenix Mom Received the Tribute of a Cousin
1	1 Vote	Filmmaker Vincent Moon on Arcade Fire: They're Not Hideous Monsters
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Dave Bautista Will Play Uncharted 2 Tonight?
1	1 Vote	Yo, GameCubes Are Selling Their Farewell Jackets on eBay

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—	1 Vote	Boba Guys Bubble Tea Chain Faces Worker Unrest, Social Media by Storm
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Prefers a First Date to a Russian Labor Camp
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Making Games, and External Hard Drives
—	1 Vote	14 Moments From the Times: Russians Hacked the Women's March!
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