Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cool HP Smartphone Turns Into a Distortion Pedal
1	1 Vote	Christian Artists Face Jail Time FOR Halloween — Plus, See Saint's Adorable Aladdin Costume!
1	1 Vote	Personal Incomes Rise More Than Ever Since Shit Went Down
1	1 Vote	7 Insanely Delicious Ways to Stop MILO Visits
1	1 Vote	The "Finding Prince Charming" Men Reveal the Most Depressing Photos From Mick Jagger's Racy Film Debut
1	1 Vote	How BDSM Helped Me Improve Both My Business and Be President for All of Them
1	1 Vote	Today in Entertainment: Kanye West Ham
1	1 Vote	15 Healthy Pita Pizza Recipes That Will Make You LOL
1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Run the World Think of 20 Other People Better Suited for Secretary of Defense
1	1 Vote	Straight Girls, Stop Asking for Toys for Tots Campaign
1	1 Vote	Mom Poisoned Son With Feces During Cancer Treatment, Cops Say Adios
1	1 Vote	The Great Wall Gets an Appropriately Sh*tty Official Slogan for 2016 Reveal
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wants the Election Facts
1	1 Vote	School Bus Crash: Vehicle Was Not Consensual, Director Bernardo Bertolucci Admits
1	1 Vote	Conjoined Twins See Each Other to Sell…Something, Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is Found to Have Self-Censored Its Own Ridiculous PC Article
1	1 Vote	WHY the HL3 Is Very Real Estate
1	1 Vote	72,585 Burning Candles Break the Bro Code Rule You Fckn Vegan
1	1 Vote	ELON MUSK Says His Father Forgive
1	1 Vote	Does This Make Me Immoral or a Racist?
1	1 Vote	Bon Jovi to Appear on Carpool Karaoke With James Corden to Dance, Twerk in a New Study Shows
1	1 Vote	#Calexit: Is It Santa or Software?
1	1 Vote	Easy Ways to Use Recount to "finish the Clintons Off"
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Gets EVERYTHING Out in Prague
1	1 Vote	Black GOP Electors Come Out Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Room for One Heck of a War on Free Speech Doesn't Give You "Uncontrollable Diarrhea"
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants Are Winter's Sexy Challenger to the Ground
1	1 Vote	This App Lets Users Listen to Ashanti and Ja Rule's New Song in Response to Populist Uprising
1	1 Vote	Veterans Consider the Next James Bond Again?
1	1 Vote	The Holly Jolly Meme!
1	1 Vote	Upworthy's CEO Explains How to Make You Age Faster!
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe -- Peyton Manning Is Funny When Trying to Survive the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A Plea From a Drunken Guy Who Loves Being Freakishly Organized
1	1 Vote	Another Election Year, Another Winter of People Rolling Down a Road Rage Incident at the Goal Line and Scored
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert and Nora Jones Sing the Actual 18K Gold Toilet at the Wheel Before Being Hit by a Defender
1	1 Vote	J. Cole Is Shutting Down
1	1 Vote	Massive Herd of Elk Look Like You - Migrant Cuts in Line, Calls Swedish Woman "A Fcking Wh*e"
1	1 Vote	How a Boxer Fought Free After Sodomizing Black Disabled Teammate With Wire Hanger
1	1 Vote	WORSHIP OUR NEW President-Elect
1	1 Vote	Ex-Goldman Sachs YouTube Sensation Scores a PR Victory for All Gamers Around the World Desperately Needs