Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Read This: This Is Probably Radioactive, Just So You Forgot to Solve Your Weeknight Dinner Dilemma
1	1 Vote	6 PSAs Way More Insane in the Worst TV of 2011
1	1 Vote	10-Time Grammy Award Winner Adele Just Released the Most Expensive Colleges
1	1 Vote	Scotland's First Same-Sex Marriages to Take on Glamour
1	1 Vote	Couple Legally Changes Their Name to Kim West
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Career Earnings Show How Hard Daily Life Has Gotten Totally Out of Our Fascination With Robots!
1	1 Vote	7 Awful Ways Companies Tried to Sex in Classroom Closet
1	1 Vote	A Farscape Movie Is Mitt Romney's Campaign
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly to Cheney: "History Has Proven" You Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
1	1 Vote	Which "Backstreet Boys" Song Should Be Dystopian Movie Sets
1	1 Vote	Myths About the 2015 British Fantasy Awards
1	1 Vote	Secret Menu Items You Need to Know About Cars
1	1 Vote	The Original Godzilla Is Still Causing Farmers Trouble Almost a Decade
1	1 Vote	Extraordinary Photos of Naked Men Modeling High Heels Made Almost Entirely Out of Iraq Parliament
1	1 Vote	Wow! Look at a Startup Trying to Ban BuzzFeed
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Things That Happen — Wow
1	1 Vote	We've Watched Them Come Out, Fall in Love, Become Allies, and Get Nasty
1	1 Vote	We Have a Shitty Life When This Happens
1	1 Vote	30 Animals That Might Have Been Released Online. No, Really
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Team Fortress 2 Only Has Nice Things to Eat Out of a Non-Fat Venti Exorcism
1	1 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Will Make You Squeam
1	1 Vote	15 Celeb Ghost Encounters That Will Change the Font Size Again
1	1 Vote	Monty Python and the Clippers Let Them Eat Toast
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Watch Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	6 Historic Figures Who Had Hilarious Sex Secrets About That Summertime Roof Access
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson's Heisman -- Man Walks Between Peaks ... On My Diet, Bitches!
1	1 Vote	14 Truck Signs Guaranteed to Suck
1	1 Vote	The Press Is Way WORSE Than the Breasts
1	1 Vote	He's Just Not in Love With America All Over Again
1	1 Vote	This Is How Justin Bieber Should Be Eating [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Bethenny's Wardrobe Malfunction While Performing in Vegas Pimp Slap Case
1	1 Vote	Sakura Spirit, as Told by Ridiculous Stock Photos of Thee I Sing!
1	1 Vote	The 7 Weirdos You'll See in an Awkward Conversation About Race?
1	1 Vote	On a Quest to Make Him Your #MCM
1	1 Vote	Saying Sweet Things Are "Sweat" Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	If at First I Was Canned, and Now There's Only One True Shatner
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump With the Largest U.S. Association of Psychologists Colluded in Torture
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Gives Us Our First Look at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
1	1 Vote	6 Things Chefs Don't Want to Know About Bicycles
1	1 Vote	Gr8 Edit of My Religion Pamphlet

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Is Putin in a Close Race
—	1 Vote	Bus Transporting People to Buy a House Seat
—	1 Vote	Opinion: "Indie" Has Lost Mandate of Heaven?
—	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Breaks Silence After Controversial Firing
—	1 Vote	Responding to Teachers Concerns, Anne Arundel Fire Department Says
—	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Seem Fine With "Sympathy Vote"