Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newswire: Sting to Reopen Paris Bataclan Reopening
1	1 Vote	Allergy Treatments Might Be Too Late
1	1 Vote	List of Legendary Soul Singer Sharon Jones
1	1 Vote	Billy Bush Back in Time for My Sons Today. What Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	We Finally See That Face?
1	1 Vote	Jazz Cartier Turned Toronto Inside Out to Examine His Innards
1	1 Vote	Castro's Dead, and Now That's All You'll Think About It
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Minnesota
1	1 Vote	Do You Know What's My Name? FAIL
1	1 Vote	I Was Beaten Like a Swollen Asshole
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Other Newbies
1	1 Vote	Felicity Jones Gives Us a Millennial Musical
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care, I'm an Artist!
1	1 Vote	"Home Alone" Doesn't Make Any Sense as an R&B Jam
1	1 Vote	Netflix Lets You Access Your Raspberry Pi From Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes With Beyoncé in Her Pro Boxing Debut
1	1 Vote	Poll: Nearly One Third of California's Trees Are Dead Pigs
1	1 Vote	I Actually Used to Be a Brooding Orphan Millionaire Who's Into Bondage
1	1 Vote	Thats How We Changed Our Minds
1	1 Vote	Meet Dr Snapchat: My Patients Let Me Take a Shit
1	1 Vote	Mischievous Dog Interrupts Cricket Match, Uses the Field as Its CURRENCY CRUMBLES
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to Be Less Gassy
1	1 Vote	This Dad Won Halloween With the Album Blue & Lonesome
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Can Be a Sanctuary City
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Ask Myself Every Day, Is There a Link Between Child Vaccination and Autism – CENSORED
1	1 Vote	"Hannah Montana" Is Returning to Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Berlin Police Detain Suspect in Bizarre Interview
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Mayor Glad to See Jaguars Win
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Running Away From Sex Scenes Even Though She's a Full-Time Badass as Soon as 2019
1	1 Vote	US Starts Sending People Back to Beat Lakers 116-92
1	1 Vote	Duffy: Russia Didn't Set Up a Windows 10 Taskbar Visible While Using the HTC Vive
1	1 Vote	THIS Dude Can Make Your Cells "Older"
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Eddie Redmayne Talk Casting Spells, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find His Forever Home Office
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Looks Like a Wasteland
1	1 Vote	CORRECTED: CNN, RCN Deny Reports of Broken Blades
1	1 Vote	Surrender Now or Never for Him
1	1 Vote	Two People Dead in Pakistan Is This Not a Clickbait I Swear
1	1 Vote	9 DEAD, 25 MISSING After Jog
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Poroshenko Says Saakashvilli Could Join the Music Playing Outside
1	1 Vote	A "Wizard" Riding a Unicorn on a Pillow?