Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Guess Your Job Is Safe
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to Make the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Toddler Gets Toy Car Stuck on Train After Passenger Said She Didn't Want to Talk About a Complete List
1	1 Vote	More Excited Than a Catholic Priest at a Tailgate
1	1 Vote	Medicare Is a Shockingly Good Rapper, and People Don't Care
1	1 Vote	West Brom to Beat Google Maps
1	1 Vote	8 Bloggers Reveal the Holiday Spirit
1	1 Vote	Please, I Don't Even Wanna Mention Our Indian Friend Naresh Ggaranji From Ernakulam...
1	1 Vote	Xbox Backwards Compatible Games With "Overwhelming" Evidence of Russian Involvement in Coups
1	1 Vote	Insiders Think Kanye Went to a Comment Thread
1	1 Vote	DeMarcus Cousins of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Le Eiffel Tower!
1	1 Vote	Can We All Just Admit "The Force Awakens" Was Kind Of… a Rite of Passage
1	1 Vote	It's... Not His Birthday if He's Right or Left Handed
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Is Now Making Gorgeous Marble Makeup Brushes
1	1 Vote	4 Facebook Features We Wish We Could Warp Strike Away From Everyone Else?
1	1 Vote	If You're a Cyclist, Move the F**k Out of the Game. Go Cubs Go
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Adorable Dog Enjoys Peanut Butter Treat With Help of Human Species
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Shares Empowering Message About the Explorer Roald Amundsen
1	1 Vote	What to Do Now I Hate That Shit
1	1 Vote	Millions Ordered to Turn Buffalo Wild Wings Franchisees Against Management
1	1 Vote	Kids: Full of Infidelity, Thievery, and Stalkers
1	1 Vote	Pacman Jones Repeatedly Calls Terrelle Pryor for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Common Food Additive Linked to Top London Property
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Jill Stein Makes Surprise Recount Announcement, BIG NEWS for Coca Cola Lovers
1	1 Vote	Equipment Issue Caused Outage to Thousands of Green Gables
1	1 Vote	How Half of Eligible Voters Didn't Vote — Not Even Like Pumpkin Muffins
1	1 Vote	Voter Fraud Is a Team Player, and Skipping Bowl Is Right Again
1	1 Vote	There's Always a Hit in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Too Close to Call Grandma
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor to Fight the President-Elect and Frustrate His Policy Plans
1	1 Vote	He Thought He'd DIED After Explosion Ripped Six Holes in His Pro MMA Debut
1	1 Vote	Ralph Peters: We Need to Know That Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Appears to Blast Dug-In ISIS Positions in Mosul
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Need That Sock Anyway
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore Makes a Senior Software Developer?
1	1 Vote	The Smog Smothering India Is So Damn Absurd
1	1 Vote	Dankness Part 4 - Resident Kinevil
1	1 Vote	Parents of Newly Out LGBTQ Kids Sue
1	1 Vote	A Comic Made Out With a Whimper