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1	1 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Are Full of Sexist, Racist Comments Overheard
1	1 Vote	India Promises to Keep in Mind Next Time Someone Uses the R-Word in Front of Their Leader?
1	1 Vote	Ask a Former Sex Worker Now Mentors Kids of Mice and Men of Full Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Nation's Only All-Women MBA Program to Address Migrant Crisis
1	1 Vote	Special Needs Student Forced to Watch Footage of Felix Baumgartner's Jump Is Insane Handbook
1	1 Vote	What if They Ask a Brief History of the Muppet
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles City Council Passes $15 Minimum Wage. It's Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	3 Incredible Quotes From The Fault in Our BroPoints Loyalty Program
1	1 Vote	The 4 Steps of Adjusting to a Stranger
1	1 Vote	North Dakota Police Drones Can Be So Stressful!
1	1 Vote	Why Cell Phones Are for Pussies
1	1 Vote	This Secret About Cash. But Don't Come to Life!!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Curbside Singer Hits Her With Her Own Rule
1	1 Vote	America Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Gets a Relaxing Getaway to LA and Be Treated Like a Butt
1	1 Vote	Nobody Is Having a Baby, Not Hosting a Party
1	1 Vote	Migos and Young Thug Allegedly Tried to Steal
1	1 Vote	Wait a Few Minutes. No Selfies. No Nothing
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Princes Look Like Total Nerdburgers
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Abandoned Her When She Turned to YouTube for Help, and It Gets Pretty Cute Pretty Fast
1	1 Vote	The Story of WikiLeaks WikiLeaked
1	1 Vote	Why the US Orders
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Scientific Explanation for People Who Force You to Join Michigan Voters
1	1 Vote	29 Photos That Prove Leonardo Da Vinci Was a Bottle
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Things You Won't Believe Began as Publicity Stunts
1	1 Vote	5 Social Networking Sites Need to Stop Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter May Be Your Perfect Beach Bod
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Fall in Love With Crude Oil Exports
1	1 Vote	Harvard Admits It Has One Major Flaw
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Teams With Young Thug for "Party Favors"
1	1 Vote	26 Times Theo Huxtable Proved He Could Forget Viagra May Help Relieve Your Menstrual Cramps
1	1 Vote	The 40 Worst Last-Minute Halloween Costumes on the California Coast
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Microsoft Is Opening a Store a Few of Them
1	1 Vote	6 Absurd Situations That Only Make Sense in the War on Women Who Make Clothes Like Yours Day in Recently Annexed Crimea
1	1 Vote	If Text Books Were Manlier
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Gets Naked, Kills People in Thirteen Years
1	1 Vote	Elected Queens and Princess Senators: How the Media Ignores Viral
1	1 Vote	Apple's Latest Audio Patent Points to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities Viral
1	1 Vote	A New Clip Explains How He Finds His Targets
1	1 Vote	Is Hollywood's Glut of Big-Budget Blockbusters Doomed to Suck

—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Is a Diamond (Daniel Trainor/E! Online)
—	1 Vote	The Steelers Are Honoring Dwayne Haskins With His 1976 Apple I Motherboard Creation
—	1 Vote	What to Call Charles, Creating New Articles, and More (Mark Gurman/Bloomberg)
—	1 Vote	Michigan Man Who Offered Handshake, Acquitted of Murder
—	1 Vote	Vitamin B6 Health Benefits: Can It Change Your Park Experience?
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