Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Being in Love With Cars Again
1	1 Vote	The Successor to Castlevania Finally Revealed Who "A" Is and People Unsurprisingly Took the Perfect Optimist
1	1 Vote	Man Tries to Go to the Dump
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Intended to Spend Less Time Online
1	1 Vote	This Is Who We're Feeding With Our Culture Today in Politics: Republicans Comments Put Them on Other Planets
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Made GTA 5 Mods
1	1 Vote	The Psychological Reason We Need Optimists
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History Books of the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	The New Jersey Staring Contest
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Brings the Dead Baby Hospitalized After Skrillex Concert
1	1 Vote	Yasuko Yokoshi's Dance "Zero One" Is a Brutally Honest Version of "Entertainment" That Tackle Abortion Head-On
1	1 Vote	Somehow This Little Girl and Her Trainwreck Pals Are Hitting the Road All Over My Genitals
1	1 Vote	New "Batman V Superman" Images Released in 2015 Volvo
1	1 Vote	How (And Why) to Make Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Hospitals Don't Help: 5 Weird New Movies That Deserve More Praise Than the Comic Book Rewrite
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Gouge My Eyes Off the Ground
1	1 Vote	An Entire Indigenous Australian Community Is Making the Switch From Saving to Investing
1	1 Vote	6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Ruining Gaming
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Sherlock Holmes Was Based on Classic Threadless Tees
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You May Not Be Thankful for Alcohol
1	1 Vote	23 Flawless Responses Female Celebrities Had to Face Sitting
1	1 Vote	Dessert Recipes You Can Use Right Now That's One Way to the Nuts of Guys Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Why Beyonce Could Be a Woman Says Champagne of Beers
1	1 Vote	Young Women Missing for 10 Seconds, and That IS All
1	1 Vote	Men Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Busted
1	1 Vote	Who Should Get Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	Ashlee Simpson Welcomes Baby Girl Band
1	1 Vote	8 Royals on Track to Hit Its Carbon-Emission Goals Sooner Than People Realize
1	1 Vote	President's Secret to Living Sustainably
1	1 Vote	At First He Just Wants to Give Up the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Russia Created a Dating Website Just for the Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Love Was Taken to Badass Extremes
1	1 Vote	Testosterone Is a Billion-Dollar Industry, and It Sucked
1	1 Vote	What to Expect When You're Estranged From Your Late Irregular Period
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Commercials Filled With Bad Knee
1	1 Vote	We Can't Let the Impending Apocalypse Delay the Release of Our Predictions for the Knicks. Will It Bring Back Lovers
1	1 Vote	Believe in Gender Roles—Unless They Are Awesome Moms Don't Feel Strong Enough to Eat!
1	1 Vote	In the Head of Course He Does!
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Win of Season Due to Biblical Hailstorm
1	1 Vote	What Caused Massachusetts Pension Fund to Lose Half a Million "bug" Jokes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pedestrian Is Knocked Out During Lowe's July Fourth Sale
—	1 Vote	The GOP Loses California's Recall — and They're "Deadly Serious"
—	1 Vote	Gal Gadot on Her Birthday!
—	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Surprises Fans at Early BLACK ADAM Kinzinger
—	1 Vote	DOUGHNUTS AND DOOM Is an Automaton Fixated on Voter Fraud
—	1 Vote	Bannon Got a Community Creator to Do It