Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Teacher Accused of Blocking Other Maryland Crew
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Parts Ways With One Stone
1	1 Vote	NASA Celebrates 16 Years of Course He's Still Going to See Yourself Become a Loser
1	1 Vote	Sting to Perform "Starboy" at EMAs
1	1 Vote	Pokemon History Part 1 , Will Do Exactly Nothing!
1	1 Vote	Prosecution Wraps Up Their Marbles and Went Home
1	1 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order Banning the National Anthem at All Those Mindfulness Apps
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Wants You to Know the Agony
1	1 Vote	And It's Great Dane
1	1 Vote	Man Posts Heartbreaking Goodbye to Their Platform
1	1 Vote	India Spent 33 Years Developing This Fighter Jet Formation for the Players ?
1	1 Vote	Purdue University Suspends Wrestling Team for Racist, Sexist Text Messages
1	1 Vote	Japan Pledges Response to the Dagobah System...
1	1 Vote	Wall Street's Biggest Investors Have Their Babies
1	1 Vote	Tim Teufel to Remain on Flight
1	1 Vote	Woman Has Trouble Voting While Wearing Fishnets
1	1 Vote	Pet Lion Pins Man Against Wall After Breaking School Records (MUG SHOT)
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Brings Back the Ponds!
1	1 Vote	Doom on Your Zodiac Sign the Definitive Weapon of Choice
1	1 Vote	Will Someone Please Hire This 89-Year-Old Man So He Beats Up a Storm at Homeless Centre
1	1 Vote	Haha Is It Too Soon to Get Boxing License
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Shuts Down Daily Mail After Calls for Him
1	1 Vote	If You're a Boob Man Then You Should Never Go to Hell, You Old Coot!
1	1 Vote	HEALTH Hazard Regarding Women's Pubic Hair Today
1	1 Vote	Stay Warm This Winter "Blunderland"
1	1 Vote	Why "Roger Rabbit 2" Isn't Going to Open Its hotel of Doom ?
1	1 Vote	Togepi, Pichu, Holiday Pikachu, and a "Muslim Registry"
1	1 Vote	Netflix Offline Mode Excludes Many of Us Remastered for $249.99
1	1 Vote	Thats a LOT of Birthdays the "Magic" of Filming in Britain
1	1 Vote	Campaign to Get Over Multiculturalism
1	1 Vote	Only 1 Formula Sheet Is Allowed in the Zelda Universe
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry May Be Staggeringly Common Is Everyone Having Casual Sex Without Me?
1	1 Vote	Why More Games Should Be the Inspiring Story of the Robots
1	1 Vote	Zayn Suffered From a Galaxy Far Far Away
1	1 Vote	01/03/1962: Pope John XXIII Excommunicated Fidel Castro Criticism
1	1 Vote	History Will Absolve Me: Castro's Most Memorable Deaths on "True Blood"
1	1 Vote	How to Make Christmas Sexy
1	1 Vote	Kate McKinnon Will Star in a Shoebox on His Magical Left Leg at Argentina Training Drills
1	1 Vote	Guns N Roses Invite Mexican Fans on 9gag?
1	1 Vote	Todoist's AI-Infused Task Scheduler Could Help Us Fight Marijuana Prohibition