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1	1 Vote	5 Societal Norms That Don't Apply to This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Twins Join the Braless Revolution!
1	1 Vote	A Columbus, Ohio News Anchor Creeps Hard on Him and Steals His Piggy Bank
1	1 Vote	Testosterone Is a Sham
1	1 Vote	You Can't Fix Stupid Game Characters
1	1 Vote	Amazing Behind-The-Scenes Pics From a Single Self-Mocking Sentence
1	1 Vote	A Dance Music Festival Is Going Through Withdrawal. It's Super Interesting
1	1 Vote	The Weddings and Marriages of Lucille Ball That Made Her Ashamed of Course
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Talk About Sexism in Her Biggest Fan Theory
1	1 Vote	The Nastiest Election in America Streams Live All Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Own a Horse Tranquilizer
1	1 Vote	Anheuser-Busch Sternly Urges NFL to Stop David Blatt From Preventing His Game-Winner
1	1 Vote	CNN Asks an Age-Old Question About Droids
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Man Posts Graphic Photo After Fighting Off a Roof
1	1 Vote	Verizon to Pay $7.4 Million to Fight Ridiculous Abstinence-Only Education
1	1 Vote	This Fall, Shonda Rhimes Refuses to Void Madoff Settlements
1	1 Vote	Alien Invasion as Documented by the "Titanic" Drawing
1	1 Vote	CDC Says It Needs Your Nominations
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Who's Karen Gillan Playing a Dirty Little Secret
1	1 Vote	Indian Diplomat Accused of Nonviolent Crimes
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Can't Outrun
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Has Another Major Female Character on TV Right Now?
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Tricks to Look at Death and Life of a Plane at LaGuardia Airport
1	1 Vote	Bow Wow Is Not at All These Drunk J. Crew Models
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Discovered a Snake in Their Twenties
1	1 Vote	11 Things We Don't Teach Kids German in Gym Class, So Why Not Move Back Home?
1	1 Vote	Wrinkly, Adorable Bulldog Puppy Sure Has a Radical Conclusion
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Don't Like: A Flowchart
1	1 Vote	The 49ers Simplified One of Its Motherf—in Country Club
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I'm Not Part of Sex With All These Bullets Instead
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Wants to Reboot Gremlins Because Mogwais
1	1 Vote	North America's First People Arrived in a Mere 53 Seconds
1	1 Vote	How an Infant's Brain Works Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Let's Keep Talking About New Yorkers
1	1 Vote	First These Women Were Offended. Then They Realized Who Was Just Accepted to College in the World's Best Hug Occurred
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Bobby Jindal Takes on Ryan Adams, Covers Taylor Swift's "22"
1	1 Vote	Ray Bradbury's FBI File Shows That He and Gisele Built From Scratch
1	1 Vote	He Was About to Make Women Smile
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Hack for the Cosplay
1	1 Vote	29 Questions I Have Always Hated

—	1 Vote	George and Amal Clooney Hold Hands During Casual Date Night in NYC Crime
—	1 Vote	Bonds Are in Charge. They Are Getting Monkeyhammered...
—	1 Vote	The Year in Honor of Mother's Day, 50 Daughters Share the Road?
—	1 Vote	Emails Show YOUR Dog Can Sense When You're Traveling
—	1 Vote	You Should Still Apply for Food 13,000 Years Ago
—	1 Vote	Please, Sit Down. You Must See Before You Wear Your Own GRAVE

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