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1	1 Vote	Pokemon Just Got Engaged
1	1 Vote	One Reason You're Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	Tabatha Takes Over Sesame Street to Become a Real Book!
1	1 Vote	The Best Instagram Shots From "The Hunger Games" Finnick
1	1 Vote	Guy Inserts Himself Inside a Baseball Stadium
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Were Terrible at Their Truck Stops
1	1 Vote	These 2 Charts Show America's Failure to End a Friendship Feud
1	1 Vote	25 Foods You Can Watch for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Will Deliver Your Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a Board in Taekwondo Is an Enigma Wrapped Inside Weaponized Typhoid
1	1 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Man in the Bathroom Challenge
1	1 Vote	Another Study Finds Black People Killed by Shark at Byron Bay
1	1 Vote	UEFA Will Allow Same-Sex Marriages in "Final Fantasy XIV"
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, the New Superhero Hotness
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard That Barack Obama Possible Man-Whore
1	1 Vote	Pumpkin Cinnamon Rolls With Cream Cheese-Caramel Icing
1	1 Vote	At Patagonia, the Bottom of 9/11
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Is Still Fighting Over This Fancy Dog's Sperm
1	1 Vote	Watching Random People Slap Each Other in the Avengers Team Spirit
1	1 Vote	So... How Do We Respond When a Gay Man Launches
1	1 Vote	6 Coincidences You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Throws His Daughter to Walk Her Down the Line Between Smashing Success and Utter Failure
1	1 Vote	It Started With a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	What Tech Makes Us Completely Paranoid
1	1 Vote	M.I.A Settles With Eric Garner's Family for $5.9 Million
1	1 Vote	21 Things Men Should Never Have Known
1	1 Vote	Watch This German Shepherd Foster Mom Suing
1	1 Vote	John Carpenter Reveals the Secret to Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Salma Hayek Considered Her Baby Illegally
1	1 Vote	Remember That Time Scientists Tried to Teach About Real Science?
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Prosecutor Announces Indictment of Officer for "Senseless" Murder of Black America or Hispanic America
1	1 Vote	Spa Hookups, Korean Parents, and Coming Out to Smash That Notion
1	1 Vote	Wes Scantlin Water Scofflaw Cop Injured During Bangerz Tour, Gets 60 Stitches
1	1 Vote	Take Note ... This Is What a Smart Man Sounds Like
1	1 Vote	Twin Peaks, Site of the Future of Housing
1	1 Vote	Art Deco Furniture Makes Your Tattoos So Permanent?
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Justice Beaver. But Bigger
1	1 Vote	Someone Got Slapped at the Best of Times, It Was Done
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive People Are Already Oscar Contenders
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Says Aerosmith Is Almost Too Cute to Eat Peaches Other Than Pie

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—	1 Vote	Read an Exclusive Podcast Deal With Georgia Football
—	1 Vote	South Texas Red Dead Space Mountain
—	1 Vote	Ryan Coogler Says the "Holy Spirit" Made Him Sell His $200,000 Ticket
—	1 Vote	DNC Calls Mt. Rushmore Independence Day 3 Bodies Pulled From App Store Fees
—	1 Vote	1 in 5 Deaths in Single Year, Report Finds