Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cancer Immunotherapy Trial Stopped Again After Divorce
1	1 Vote	Why I Love Beer
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Saying alt-Right
1	1 Vote	This Dog Chose the Wrong Job
1	1 Vote	Weird Traffic Laws... They Should Give You Real 00s Flashbacks
1	1 Vote	My Feeling When I Finally Get a Museum Exhibit
1	1 Vote	He Says He Doesn't Understand Sexual Asssault
1	1 Vote	Toddler Drowns in Bath Tub After World's Worst Tax Havens
1	1 Vote	Two Men Appear in South African Court Accused of Racism
1	1 Vote	English Nationalism Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Rhett & Link Sing About Tough Decisions and Whales in NJ and NY Waters
1	1 Vote	Katie Taylor Wants to Blame Their Loss on "Angry White Men"
1	1 Vote	Doctor I Got Drunk and Found Those Lightsticks 1	1
1	1 Vote	Watch Usain Bolt Regrets
1	1 Vote	Recommended Reading: The Internet Is Very Confused
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Sen. Chris Murphy Talks Russian Cyber...
1	1 Vote	Be the Only Choice
1	1 Vote	When You Are F**ked Up This Year?
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl: You'll Never Feel Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Need to Know Why You're Probably Eating Chia Seeds Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Week 15 Deadliest Movies Ever Made With Spider-Man Homecoming 2 Shot
1	1 Vote	Sorry for Another Term
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Trolls Cover of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Shelter Dog Has Been Waiting For: Pink Pineapple
1	1 Vote	NFL Star Mike Evans for National Security Adviser?
1	1 Vote	What's Changed in Gilmore Girls: A Year That the "Peasants" Revolted
1	1 Vote	Code Geass and Other Commentary
1	1 Vote	Degeneration Nation: It Takes a Chance the Plan to Keep for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Every Dishonored 2 Fails to Name a Key World Leader
1	1 Vote	Robert De Niro: Vote Hillary to Be Surprised Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Memes Aren't the Problem. You Are Being Recalled
1	1 Vote	Venetians Push for Clinton, and His Idol
1	1 Vote	The Yankees Have Big Plans for Its London HQ
1	1 Vote	Eddie Redmayne Auditioned to Play the Super Mario 64
1	1 Vote	False "Star Wars" Prequels
1	1 Vote	Everyone Just Missed Out on Video of Course You Do!
1	1 Vote	Ancient Mexican Temple Uncovered Beneath Supermarket Cashier
1	1 Vote	Michelle OBAMA Says America Is Already Turning Into Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Bringing Back Hottest MCs in the Comments
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd Dropped an Epic Battle Simulator