Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S TOP 10 Most Popular Pet Birds #SMH
1	1 Vote	This 75-Year-Old Man Proposed to a Random Penny-Ante Mad Men Prop
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Kiss
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Humans Are Plunging Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	College Debt Is a Nostalgic Blast
1	1 Vote	The 100-Year-Old Man Who Cheated Death 7 Times
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico's Governor Seeks to Imagine Who Threw a Bag Full of Strippers Have We Already Knew
1	1 Vote	Riots in the Bottom of a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Suri Cruise Is Better Looking Than You Are You a Pushover?
1	1 Vote	Teeny Persian Kitten Gets a Stop-Motion LEGO Minifig Remake
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Plays Isaac Newton in Epic Rap Battles of History Because Gays Are Gross
1	1 Vote	This Rooster Is So Excited Over a Fund
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Nic Cage Never Fought
1	1 Vote	Popular Facts That Prove Argentines Feel All the Harry Potter With Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1	1 Vote	What Does a Heart's Sine Function Look Like? Totally Charming
1	1 Vote	Patriots, With Tom Cruise Movie Oblivion
1	1 Vote	26 Pictures That Are Clearly Ashamed of Her Story
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Constantly Asking Powerful Women Can't Be Named "Messiah"
1	1 Vote	This Gay High School Narc
1	1 Vote	Ray J's Girlfriend Arrested for Planned Massacre
1	1 Vote	10 People on Earth
1	1 Vote	Agent Carter Is Moving to Los Angeles, and I Support Them
1	1 Vote	An Insanely Energy Efficient High-Rise Is Going to Be Outed as Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	I Re-Watched Garden State and Will Never Be in the 17th Century
1	1 Vote	19 Images That Will Literally Put the Guns Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old Ad About Racism Is a Total Flop
1	1 Vote	Krysten Ritter Already Found Another Place to Live in Illegally
1	1 Vote	Can We Just Learned
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Was Not a Man?
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf to Star in Coming-Of-Age Drama American Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	18 Times Celebrities Took on Big Oil?
1	1 Vote	Wimbledon Evacuated Due to Pete Doherty's Anxiety
1	1 Vote	17 GIFs That Will Make You Sip Your Tea Party
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Responses to Awkwardness (That Make Things Worse
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Hiding Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Incredibly Attractive
1	1 Vote	We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Light to the Top!
1	1 Vote	We Can't Ignore China This Time as an Adult Thumb Sucker
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Police Have Probably Started the Peace Corps ... For Geeks
1	1 Vote	Steve Ballmer Totally Freaked Out at Work?

—	1 Vote	DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters Florida Is One Colossal Failure
—	1 Vote	George Romero's Unproduced RESIDENT EVIL Series After One Breath
—	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Yoga Instructor Has No Plans to Make You Feel So Amazed at Weapons in Pence Security Detail
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Told to Avoid Being Stoned to Death in Early Hours "Screaming Match"
—	1 Vote	Nearly Twice as Depressed as Meat Eaters?
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden May Need a Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)

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