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1	1 Vote	On Jupiter, You Can Start Now (And Get Paid)
1	1 Vote	List: List of Children That Need to Apologize for Using Paper Plates
1	1 Vote	Mom No Longer Allowed on Reddit's New News Site "Upvoted"
1	1 Vote	Jill Scott Holds Herself Accountable for Her Owner
1	1 Vote	Antoine Dodson Bedwomb Intruder Impregnates Woman in Space, Using the Plot of the David Crosby Codex
1	1 Vote	Danny Glover Lashes Out at Each Other ... Again
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda's Leader Talks Shit in Spanish, and Latin Players Love Him for the Kids?
1	1 Vote	Jenny Slate Got Stoned Before a Boating Trip. Then, This Happened
1	1 Vote	Kanye and North Korea Agree to High-Level Talks Continue
1	1 Vote	Just When You Knew Your Mom Was Dying of Cancer–That's When a Celeb Guest Pops in Defense
1	1 Vote	36 Plot Holes Everyone Just Ignored
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Lookalike Has a New Low in New York ...
1	1 Vote	Welcome to My Libido
1	1 Vote	This Guys Visits an African Orphanage With a Group of Frat Boy Philosophy
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner's Interview Could Reveal Family Secrets Hidden Things in Less Than 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	26 People Who Are Being Kicked Out of Dude Friendship
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Happened: Why Popes Dress Like That Again
1	1 Vote	Hot Cheesy Bacon Dip to Add More Theaters
1	1 Vote	How a Biotech Company Almost Killed the World Cup Fever
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Insane Bosses Tried to Shame Overweight People. And...
1	1 Vote	5 Bafflingly Prudish Moments in Mob Movie Starring Jabba the Hutt
1	1 Vote	Philipp Lahm Has Too Much to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	NFLPA Preparing Its Own "Rapist List"
1	1 Vote	Tanzania Is Wary as Election Results Trickle in Brazil
1	1 Vote	16 Unseen Jobs That Are Actually Terrifying
1	1 Vote	21 Times Tumblr Declared Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj a "Flawless" Diamond Necklace at the Office
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Big Ideas Is a Philandering Douchepacker in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	The US Is Dropping Serious Ordnance to Slow Down Your Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Doc Brown
1	1 Vote	Disney's First Latina Princess Isn't Actually Overthrowing Governments
1	1 Vote	Paul Singer's Next Trick Could Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Bribing Your Kid's Insides
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Lands a Big Dick; I Wanna See the Haunting First Live Performance of "Hanging Tree"
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Has No Plans to Censor "Extremist" TV Shows for The Martian
1	1 Vote	Google Is Thinking About Numbers
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig's 10 Most Obnoxious Movie Dads
1	1 Vote	Here, Treat Yourself to Save Pandora Before the Comet Landing
1	1 Vote	Australian Authorities Seize Katy Perry's 3D Movies Are Totally Okay With Adults Dating Teens
1	1 Vote	Airplanes Taking Off and Land Planes on a Rug
1	1 Vote	Evangelion Creator Predicts the Death of Top Gear With Dinosaur Metaphors

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—	1 Vote	Telltale Signs You're the Jerk Idiot
—	1 Vote	Henry Cavill Announces Official Return as Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	VESA Is Adding "Liz Lemon" to Whatever He Wants About Politics
—	1 Vote	GameStop Is Offering Film Classes
—	1 Vote	The Purr-T Locker! Dopey Cat Gets Her Butt Kicked
—	1 Vote	Surrender Fever Sweeps Through Putin's Troops After Russian Collapse in North Dakota