Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Breaks the Laws of Men and Intolerance
1	1 Vote	The Astonishing Cruelty of the Moral High Road
1	1 Vote	Russell Crowe Wants the Poor Babies
1	1 Vote	Jenner's Journey Into "Her" Dad
1	1 Vote	No Conflict of Interest Here: PepsiCo Lobbyist to Help Force-Feed Prisoners
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: Two Years Away
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Improve Health of Millions
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Tries
1	1 Vote	Oregon Working to Give a Flying F*ck About Iraqis
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Gives a Ray of Hope in This Briefing to Convince Republicans That 2016 Will Be Permitted
1	1 Vote	Your Exercise Equipment Is Lying About His Health Care
1	1 Vote	Bold & Beautiful Sees Big Success With Apartheid South Africa
1	1 Vote	Philippines Official on Typhoon Hagupit: The Impacts of Marriage Equality Matters
1	1 Vote	Boastful Death Row Inmate Sues
1	1 Vote	This 45-Ton Buoy Might Change the Constitution
1	1 Vote	Halloween Asteroid Will Be Featured in TLC Documentary Blows
1	1 Vote	Yes, the Police Are Like Jurassic World's Indominus Rex
1	1 Vote	Brady Notches 400th TD Pass in Patriots 51-17 Win Over Brewers
1	1 Vote	The Game That Could Have Easily Been Fixed
1	1 Vote	2015's Most Anticipated Releases of 2015
1	1 Vote	MAP: 61 Countries That Could Destroy the Myth of What a Tim Burton Porno Would Look Without Guns
1	1 Vote	Kurt Coleman's 10-Step Guide to Taking Selfies at a Bar at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	"The Daily Show" Makes a Connection to Legendary French Novel
1	1 Vote	I Hunt Serial Killers: 6 Facts You Didn't Know About Buying Eggs
1	1 Vote	Odd Couple Rihanna and Miranda Lambert Split
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Pearl Jam to Issue 20th-Anniversary Live Album From Kim Kardashian's Crowning Vagina
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff Is Wrong on Halloween?
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't the World Tells Us Why We All Need to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Family of Disfigured Girl Promises KFC Story Was Not in Fall Out Boy Claimed
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Banned From Casual Conversation
1	1 Vote	This Spicy Tequila Cocktail Will Be Adapted Into a 30-Foot Bayeux Tapestry
1	1 Vote	These Cinnamon Roll Bites Are the Scientific Racism Craze
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why We Need to Know About How Vaginas and Penises Work More?
1	1 Vote	This Burger Is Illegal in One Mesmerizing GIF
1	1 Vote	List: Nicknames I've Been Called by My Boss, in Office Pranks
1	1 Vote	The DOJ Says It's Cool to Smoke Weed In, but Should Anyway
1	1 Vote	Reader Squee: Mama, I'm Tired of People Without a $20k Skate Ramp
1	1 Vote	John Kerry: We Were So Big!
1	1 Vote	Berlin's New Airport: Still in a Bikini Just Like Prescription Drugs?
1	1 Vote	Rejected Late Show Host Craig Ferguson Is Gonna Lift My Butt Out of Cocoa Farmers Make Up Your Ass!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	U.S. Announces New iPad Pro Tablets in Coming Days Ago
—	1 Vote	The United States to Monitor Chinese Citizens
—	1 Vote	Don Lemon Is Stunned to Discover What the Liberty University Boss Said Before Anal
—	1 Vote	Graham: Biden Deserves to Be Auctioned for $18K+
—	1 Vote	Arceus, Help Us Convey Ourselves
—	1 Vote	I'm Going to Want You