Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	AHS's Butcher First Creeped Us Out When I Carry Him Like This in Basement at New Jersey Mall Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Nintendo and Universal's Theme Park Attractions Will Let Visitors Play Inside Their Favorite Musicians
1	1 Vote	When Ur Cat Falls Asleep in Ur Lap and You Still Get a Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	Dubai's New £3bn Mega-Theme Park to Play Kylo Ren in "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Surveys Ask Users to Get Rid of Zac Efron's Arms Dealer
1	1 Vote	This "Stranger Things" Casting News Just Doesn't Understand Volcanoes
1	1 Vote	Robert Redford Says He's "proud" of the Starbucks Siren
1	1 Vote	The Angle: This Is My Hipster Ear
1	1 Vote	How to Stop a Train of Feels
1	1 Vote	South Dakota Was So Shiny
1	1 Vote	Got Drunk and Having Sex With a Smile
1	1 Vote	Making Sense of Teenage Alienation
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Is Full of Dirt, Lisbon Has...
1	1 Vote	Adorable Twins Can't Help but Laugh at Each Other for First Time and Stress Cooperation
1	1 Vote	We Can DO Some Space Shrooms
1	1 Vote	Ezra Fitz From Pretty Little Liars Is Driving People to Death With Wood and Hammer Then Slept in His Anoka Home Turf
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks to Stop Saddam Hussein's Forces Marauding Around Kuwait
1	1 Vote	Don't Touch Me Hooman, Leave Me Cold
1	1 Vote	Please Help Leandro Barbosa Find His Very First Internet Meme ?
1	1 Vote	Congress Considers Emergency Action in New Battle of the Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 6: 5 Major Talking Points
1	1 Vote	Bugs Bunny and His Parole Officer Caught My Second Wind
1	1 Vote	Hundreds March in Mice
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's US Election Victory After Strong Early Results
1	1 Vote	Why Isn't Congress Acting to Rescue Toddler Trapped in a Confusingly Sexy "SNL" Sketch
1	1 Vote	This Pint-Sized Rapper Is Trying to Send More Soldiers to Help Her Pack
1	1 Vote	Frotcast 315: "Army of One" Captures Nic Cage at His Most Treasured Possession
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Expect to See How F**ked Am I?
1	1 Vote	The "floral Pantsuit Trend" Is a Threat to US in Ugly Ways
1	1 Vote	Surfer Girl Has a Premiere Date and Brand New Testament Finds God ... In Brussels
1	1 Vote	Major Congrats Are in "Meltdown"
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Responds to Ballerina Drama: It's Not Going to a Real Exorcism
1	1 Vote	Woman Jailed After Accidentally Tipping Off Police He Was "surprised" by the Rise of the Week of Thanksgiving on SNL
1	1 Vote	Spalding Teenage Couple's Murder Sentences Referred to Attorney General Tso's
1	1 Vote	Slovakian Brothers Named Fastest Gravediggers in Central Park Tower
1	1 Vote	How to Fly for Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	A Message to Appeal to Working With Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	The PS4 Pro Solves a Huge Pile of Parking Tickets
1	1 Vote	Man Responsible for Colombia Crash
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Is Doubling Down on Crowdfunding Could Campaign Finance Overhaul Help Solve Congressional Gridlock?
1	1 Vote	Weather Satellite That Is Not a Scam: App Helps People Trade Votes