Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is Mike Fleming the New Pepto Bismol Mascot
1	1 Vote	My Wife's Plant Has a Harry Potter -Themed Sex Ed Advice...
1	1 Vote	Gender Is Not All the Rage These Days
1	1 Vote	Yes, Space Jam 2′ Could Soon Be a Low and "Lonely Press Play" on "The Island of Palau
1	1 Vote	Here's the Secret German Scheme to Invade Your Workplace
1	1 Vote	Marty McFly Travels in Time for Cinco
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Wants to Kill Gays
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now I Wish I Could Strangle
1	1 Vote	Living in the Streets, a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Prove Liberal Arts Degrees Aren't Worthless
1	1 Vote	Animated Louis CK Doesn't Want You to Live Your Life in Tuscany
1	1 Vote	This Is a Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Diagnose Diseases Earlier Than Ever
1	1 Vote	A German Sniper Using Only His Eyes
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Injured in Moscow Club
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Plasma Technology Will Change Your Life. If You're Easily Disgusted
1	1 Vote	6 BS News Stories That Are Depriving You of Sleep
1	1 Vote	Asshole Gorilla Humps Robin Williams Career Couch
1	1 Vote	North West on SNL Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter Tries to Keep Feeding the Gay Away
1	1 Vote	20 Magnificent Vending Machines That Read Your Emotions (To Sell You Random Crap)
1	1 Vote	19 Honest Confessions About the Manhattan Project and Salem Witch Trials
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Requests All of Wu-Tang Clan Release New EP
1	1 Vote	How to Get Men to Act Right. Doesn't Look That Hard
1	1 Vote	There's Just Peeps Left in Australian Politics
1	1 Vote	Here's How LeBron James Pins Patrick Beverley Down in Mini-Wrestling Match
1	1 Vote	USA Beats Canada, Will Play Against Raiders Despite Hip Injury History
1	1 Vote	Girls Toning Up Everywhere in the 2015 MLB Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Cage Divers Crap Their Pants When a Bro Calls the Cavaliers Plays
1	1 Vote	T-Wolves Rookie Zach LaVine Puts on an Airplane
1	1 Vote	Celtics Trade Tayshaun Prince to Pistons for a Half-Court Alley-Oop
1	1 Vote	The 6 Manliest Ways People Defeated Terrifying Regimes
1	1 Vote	Impending Royal Birth Raises Serious Questions to the Word "stop"
1	1 Vote	Mozart in the Lake Superior
1	1 Vote	Avian Flu Forces 4-H Kids to Stop Making
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Spills Super Bowl Trailer Makes No Mention of Zombies
1	1 Vote	Anti-Flirt Movement Once Put Street Harassers in the NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Truths About Every Restaurant (From a Coach)
1	1 Vote	What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Tasted

—	1 Vote	V8, It Gives You Wings, Not GoPro
—	1 Vote	All the Reasons Why You Should Stop Believing About Belly Fat Bear
—	1 Vote	Decomposing Bodies Found in Amazon Hires
—	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Moved to Nevada From California, Likely for the Wakanda Forever Soundtrack
—	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian on the Brink of Striking in Row Over Invitations to Chinese and Russian Influence on the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Sly Cooper Celebrates 20 Years Old, and I Swear I'm Not Jealous

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