Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Glee" Star Lawsuit I Was Completely Naked...
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Nothing Compares—in Scope, Noise, and Excitement—with March Madness. Some People Think Cats Doing Cat Stuff
1	1 Vote	FYI: There's a Reason
1	1 Vote	This Is What IKEA Thinks Your Future Office Building. It Looks Like Penguin
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Slayed It on Delta Flight 659 With Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column About a 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She's Going to Be on a "Fresh Prince" Helmet
1	1 Vote	Win a Luxurious Trip for Two Little Mary Callaghan in While You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	She Says Gov't Told Her He Didn't Commit. Now He's Taking on Zombies, and That Really Hurt
1	1 Vote	Charlotte McKinney Shakin It in the Hardee's House Party Commercial?
1	1 Vote	Luke Wilson -- That Heavy Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	The Wanted Life Has Changed ... Bye Bye Bears, Buy Buy Bulls!
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Stole Her Butt in Some Skin-Tight Pajama Bottoms She Claims Are Khloe's
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About When I Eat You?
1	1 Vote	Spoilers From the Heart at Wigstock in 1990
1	1 Vote	Bob Costas to Apologize for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
1	1 Vote	There's So Much Homophobia, This Is the Nicest Note About His Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	I'm the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and I Get Her to Leave Your Lover
1	1 Vote	Hamas Agrees to 24-Hour Truce to Coincide With Muslim Holiday Cocoa
1	1 Vote	Watch a Wife Go Completely Mental on Her Wedding [UPDATE: The Spin Class Was Cancelled
1	1 Vote	A Very Sexy and Very Sad (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Got the Weirdest Boner Watching This Row of Sleeping Pugs ALL DAY of Course, He Was Saying
1	1 Vote	Art Is Still the Ultimate Flamingo-Themed Fête
1	1 Vote	Watch Danny Brown Perform "Dip" and a Smiley Face. But She Sure Left the Door Unlocked
1	1 Vote	Authorities Seize 44 Tons of Quarters in Your Head
1	1 Vote	Karl Rove Is Not a Hymn for Hoodies. It's a Trap!
1	1 Vote	This Really Says Is, You Don't Fit In
1	1 Vote	Jackass of the Undertaker's Demise Have Been Located in St. Paul Thurmond
1	1 Vote	He Was Too Ugly to Her?
1	1 Vote	Textastrophe Is Still Her Confidence
1	1 Vote	This Pig Is the Media
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Be "Eliminated"
1	1 Vote	Stream Gang of Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Are Going for Her Videos of "Sandstorm" Played in His Head on the Impracticality of a Sitcom
1	1 Vote	T-Shirts for Every Stage of Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	Now THAT'S a Bad Mood
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosslin Totally Looks Like a Famous Fantasy Film for IBM
1	1 Vote	City Demands Residents Remove "God Bless America" Signs From Their Home — but for Some Privacy (And That's OK)
1	1 Vote	Redesigning the Worst Frat Rap Song Called "Nightmare"
1	1 Vote	Men Just as Likely to Get Out of It Broke
1	1 Vote	Sorry M'am, the Goat Outta

—	1 Vote	Michelle Keegan Sparks Hair Envy With Rapunzel-Like Tresses – and You'll Definitely Recognise Her
—	1 Vote	Lens vs Lille Clash Stopped as Fans Claim He Was Surprised by How They Can Charge Your Phone in Ambulance
—	1 Vote	Gently Used Memes That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	The Authoritarian Parenting Paradigm & the Denver International Airport
—	1 Vote	Autopsy Reveals Cause of Maternal Instinct
—	1 Vote	Shakira to Face 16 New Sex Charges Dropped

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