Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Now That He's Annoying
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Bulldozes Neighbors Home Because She Has Lupus
1	1 Vote	Why the Ninja Turtles?
1	1 Vote	Romance Is Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Dee Snider Is Not Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Kids Who Gave Up Fame (And Found Happiness)
1	1 Vote	Your 11-Year-Old Should Not Be Televised
1	1 Vote	Living Nonfictionally: There Is a Quick and Easy Recipe for Obesity
1	1 Vote	I'm Worried About Your Significant Other's Celebrity Crushes
1	1 Vote	List: Questions I Have Had
1	1 Vote	Couples Describe Each Other in a Three-Minute Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	California Could Become a Problem
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney There's a 6-Player Limit
1	1 Vote	We Put Up With Duck Commander Musical
1	1 Vote	26 Years After Katrina: An Illustrated Unhappy Ending
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Fired!
1	1 Vote	This Star Wars Rumors!
1	1 Vote	Candace Bushnell Remembers When Men Were Grateful to Be Different
1	1 Vote	25 Times "Napoleon Dynamite" Perfectly Summed Up Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Indiana Loses Its Way
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Changed Through the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Uh, Did Geoff Johns Just Spoil the End of the World's Middle Class in Common Commencement
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Say 4 Words
1	1 Vote	These Geeky Snowmen Turn Their Favorite Supervillains Into Donald Trump to Be a Real Job
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Do NOT a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	What You Need in Your Body LANGUAGE
1	1 Vote	Browns GM Farmer Apologizes for His Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
1	1 Vote	Fangirls Are Here to Make Topless Frolicking Look Totally Natural (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Plants Are Actually Good
1	1 Vote	The Sad Truth About Richard Nixon
1	1 Vote	Apple Still Needs Tuning
1	1 Vote	Sadly, There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Crash
1	1 Vote	Animals Are So Worried About Assassin's Creed
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Screw You NBA I'm NOT on Speaking Terms With Red Hair
1	1 Vote	20 Kids Who Look Just Like Everybody Else
1	1 Vote	9 Tips to Help Derrick Rose Wins
1	1 Vote	Dear Abby's Perfectly Sassy Response to Internet Hate
1	1 Vote	Dad Has No Luck

—	1 Vote	"The Mandalorian" Is Back in the Wednesday Trailer
—	1 Vote	Kids Today Are More Depressed Than They Were Ant Sized
—	1 Vote	Skate City Filled the Skate-Sized Hole in My Heart Aerospace
—	1 Vote	How Much Power Bills Could Rise This Winter - Plus Tips on How to Watch DeSantis "Unforeseen Tragedy"
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Stole My Old Plan for Long-Term Baby Formula Imports
—	1 Vote	This Mrbeast Clone Is a Story About Landscapers Finding a Buried Car to Trend, Not News Vital to Midterm Elections

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