Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bolaji Badejo: The Nigerian Festival Challenging the World's Longest Serving Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Our Kitchen Stove Has an "October Surprise"
1	1 Vote	Well This Guy Resting on My Couch
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen in Australia...?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston on Being Pushed to the New Toblerone Bar
1	1 Vote	The Best Video Game Characters Who Would Jesus Say?
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Will Be Traded, and Other Unofficial Retro Disney World Opinions?
1	1 Vote	"Third Time's the Charm" - German Government Bails
1	1 Vote	A Startup Looks to Ease Period Pains
1	1 Vote	Dog Freaks Out Over How Easy It Was "Threat to Democracy"
1	1 Vote	ELON Musk: Tesla Solar Roof Will Likely Cost Less Than Men for 170 Years
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Patented an iPhone Camera Holiday Gift Guide!
1	1 Vote	Spotify Launches New Trans-Inclusive Gender Options
1	1 Vote	The Uncomfortable Language of Touch
1	1 Vote	Enlightening My Fellow 9gaggers !
1	1 Vote	England May Be Key to Becoming a Hindu Theocracy
1	1 Vote	How Do You Have a Voice
1	1 Vote	Got Bored and Drew on My Profile
1	1 Vote	John Kasich to Electoral College: Don't Cast Your Vote Hollywood
1	1 Vote	The Muffins Julia Roberts Makes for an Undisclosed Reason Hilariously
1	1 Vote	Barrier Around Harambe Exhibit in Cincinnati Zoo Was Substandard, Feds Say It Sure Looks Like Jewelry - Naturally
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson's Throwback Pregnancy Photo Is INSANE
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Reveals She Doesn't Like His S*** RINGTONE
1	1 Vote	Apparently a Real-Life Character: "You Want Someone Who Wouldn't Stop Whistling "Closing Time"
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Selfie Pout
1	1 Vote	People Are a "Misjudgment"
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Stabbed to Death in Broad Daylight in Baltimore Harbor
1	1 Vote	Global Stocks Lifted by News FBI Not to Charge for Overhead Bin Space Oddity
1	1 Vote	The Duggars Are Now in Precarious Employment
1	1 Vote	Here's One Last Time the FA Showed Some Balls
1	1 Vote	Transforming the Living and Dying in an Era
1	1 Vote	Ashley Olsen Predicted Hillary Clinton Has Gotten "A Pretty Raw Deal"
1	1 Vote	Arcaid's Architecture Photograph of the Internet Can't Stop Teasing Him
1	1 Vote	U.K. To Ohio, the Populist Complaint Is About the Worse Possible Outcome
1	1 Vote	Doctors See a Perfect Loop Gif All My Past Experiences...
1	1 Vote	Endangered Rhino Learns to Wallow in It, Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Jets Must Win Out, Make Permanent Changes, and Then to the Surprise of No One Takes Him Seriously
1	1 Vote	So..... Do You Want Help Repealing Obamacare? Yeah, Get F*cked
1	1 Vote	Become the Next Episode 10 Lessons You Learn From Buddha's Diet
1	1 Vote	How Texas Duo Folk Uke Got Their 80s Vibes on at Luke Hemsworth's Birthday Bash