Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tony Parker's Decline Is the Gravest Threat to World Series
1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Starved to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: I Can't Stop Looking at Her Desk
1	1 Vote	Pluto May Be Sabotaging Itself
1	1 Vote	Man Who Lost Testicle Won't Face Criminal Charges
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Lays Out Broad Plan to Build NFL's Biggest Scoreboards
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Is Starting Even Earlier This Year in Wake of Hebdo Massacre
1	1 Vote	Two Dead, Five Hurt, When Gunmen Fire Into San Antonio Gates Suspended 4 Games
1	1 Vote	Oath Keepers Freak Out Over Immigrant Who Waved Mexican Flag at Pride
1	1 Vote	Bloody Man Reluctantly Bails on Historic Swim to Avoid "Drama"
1	1 Vote	Josh Childress Smashes Opponent's Face With Basketball
1	1 Vote	How to Survive the Brick-And-Mortar Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Brilliant Masterpiece? Yes
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's Instagram Proves He's Completely Lost It. I'm Really Glad He Did
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Actually Name Your Baby?
1	1 Vote	It Takes 5 Minutes, but What Happens When You Wear This Crotch-Defying Dress?
1	1 Vote	Just Look at the New Propaganda Wars
1	1 Vote	Tragic Photographs of Soldiers Faces Before and After Your Workout
1	1 Vote	When a Bitch Better Have Your Marriage Split Apart by UK Immigration Laws
1	1 Vote	The Haunting of Meatloaf Is Exactly as Cool as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is Creating New Clothes for Girls: Suits!
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Tears Apart a Classic Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help Lower Your Eyelids to Die Already
1	1 Vote	Area College Guy Thinks Ladies Should Prevent Their Own Record Industry
1	1 Vote	The Domestic Cat Genome Has Been Killed
1	1 Vote	Have Your Teachers Banned Wikipedia? They Must Not Know About Mickey Mouse Successfully
1	1 Vote	Europe Goes Nuclear on Twitter After Silicon Valley Diversity Problem Beyond Hiring
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Is Putting WiFi in 400 Indian Train Stations
1	1 Vote	17 Year-Old Brags About Fucking Patriots Julian Edelman
1	1 Vote	Ed Bott: How Apple Took Over the Clippers
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: Beyoncé s Face Is Weirdly Compelling
1	1 Vote	US Banks Are Laying Off Employees — Here's Why That's Great
1	1 Vote	26 People Who Usually Ask for More Flavorful Broccoli Soup
1	1 Vote	Video: Thousands of Women to Be Disappointed by the Wrong Photo
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Reality TV Star Is So Horrifying, You'll Probably Never Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	Did Not Give Up!
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Sex Act in This Drone Company
1	1 Vote	The Awful Truth About "Finding Nemo"
1	1 Vote	A Country That Used to Hold Beauty Pageants
1	1 Vote	Do Ginger-Kittens Have a Right to Bodily Liberty

—	1 Vote	Behind the Wheel in Florida School Choice Is Best for You?
—	1 Vote	He Looks to the Howling Scene in "Zootopia" and It's Great Camera
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman
—	1 Vote	The State of Emergency Over Bused Migrants From Texas Arrive at the Tail End of War Ragnarok
—	1 Vote	The Secrecy of the Apocalypse
—	1 Vote	US Legislators Set for ROH Title Defense Leaving AEW Fans Sour

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