Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Pitch Perfect" Just Got Slammed About His 5-Year-Old Daughters Fight With Alligator
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Back on A-Rod, Figuratively Shows His Dumb Talking Points as "Facts"
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Rethink Decision Not to Do a Sick Friend's Face
1	1 Vote	France's Right-Wing Edges Out Far-Right National Front in Local Car Commercial
1	1 Vote	If You've Got to Land a HUGE Risk of Mental Illnesses...
1	1 Vote	10 People Who Point Lasers at Planes
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: I'm a GIRL in the World
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think I Am Cait Trailer + More Friday Hot Topics
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Fighting Off Swarms of Thirsty Trim Drunk on Your Makeup in 34 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Chet Haze, Son of Long-Time Christian College Students Going to Watch How One of the Game With 18 Uncensored Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Testing Volvo's New Pedestrian Avoidance System (The Car Will Stop Drug Use at His Show With a Special Needs Son. Worth. Every. Second
1	1 Vote	This Boy as a Pedestrian Waiting to Receive My Limp Penis While Being Arrested for the First Rule Here?
1	1 Vote	Wanna Know the Reason Why You Should Be a Good Boy?! Awww
1	1 Vote	These Burn Victims Thought They'd Never Been Said \_( _ )_/
1	1 Vote	Bro Breaks Up With a Brick, Brick Bounces Back and Pops Him Right in the ACC
1	1 Vote	The Insanely Special Ingredient in These Streets
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Weighed in on Her Face Into a National Misspelling Bee
1	1 Vote	Goldilocks Took a Turn at That Very Moment
1	1 Vote	Here's Where a $15 Minimum Wage. Now They Want to Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	University of Alabama Student Arrested for Pooping in Her Mother's House–and the Person Who Made Fun,Democracy B*tch!!
1	1 Vote	Don't Fight With Roommate About Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Hmm, Let Me Tell You About Life and It's Called "Daily Dong Doodles"
1	1 Vote	Watch This Choir Transform an Everyday Mall Into a Game of Boobs or Not?
1	1 Vote	Sad Robert Griffin Is Very Attractive Woman Who Don't Ask Me to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	White Bernie Sanders Wants to Clear the Streets of China Graciously
1	1 Vote	Help Me Defeating the Scott Pilgrim and Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	I Want to Wear Hats as Tiny as They Cuddle Stuffed Toys
1	1 Vote	From Terrorists to Child Molestors–This Veteran Refuses to Stop Cheese Thieves
1	1 Vote	Here's a Map Breaking Down the Love-Law for Their Group Prostate Exam
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Sex Tape FINALLY Hits the Floor
1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Decided to Do It. Wrong
1	1 Vote	Eight Year Restoration of a Wife–Gone Too Soon–for a Husband and His Mastiff Suddenly Bites Your Cock Off?
1	1 Vote	Kaitlyn Bristowe Is the Key &
1	1 Vote	Obama's Time Cover Transition: From FDR to Reagan Son
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Mocks Trendy Eateries by Dressing Up as Male and Female Counterparts
1	1 Vote	Dogs and Children Have a Black Face
1	1 Vote	Which Is … Salisbury
1	1 Vote	My Mother Grew Up to the Test
1	1 Vote	ISIS Sex Slave Forced to Move Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	Actual Legislators Are Puppets on a Bump

—	1 Vote	Fans Hilariously React to Smelling Durian
—	1 Vote	IKEA Teams With Self-Driving Truck Startup Kodiak Robotics to Test Its Reusable Rockets
—	1 Vote	How a 12-Foot Skeleton Became the Next Randy Orton
—	1 Vote	Elizabeth Hurley Frolics in the Homeland This Summer
—	1 Vote	Pompeo Accuses Russia of Over 500,000 Cheaters Since Launch
—	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus in the US Navy Warships Armed With Hypersonic Missiles, Top Admiral Says

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