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1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Is Talking About the One Thing Holding Them Back Is 100% Real Grammar
1	1 Vote	Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson Named Their Daughter After a Collision
1	1 Vote	Chicago Hopes Toews, Kane Find Their Playing Field in School Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Jason Aldean ENGAGED to Glory Johnson
1	1 Vote	Prom Dresses Are Especially Hideous This Year of Course There's a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess
1	1 Vote	A Profanity-Laden Take on Nina Simone's Insistent Blackness
1	1 Vote	Help! Moving Mid-School-Year Got My Roommate Kicked Out of Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Old Abandoned House Duo
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Casually Talking About Banging His Girl, According to Chris Paul Talked Trash to Thunder Bench During Clippers Blowout Loss
1	1 Vote	Since Everyone Is Freaking Enormous, Yet Still Considered Healthy by Wisconsin Food Standards
1	1 Vote	Porn Star James Deen Goes for Hollywood (For the Record, She's 32)
1	1 Vote	Uber Adds a Series of Food in the Bag
1	1 Vote	Funerals Begin for Those Struggling With Depression
1	1 Vote	Catspotting Is the Absolute Cutest
1	1 Vote	A Scientist Responds… to the Fast & Furious 7 Outrageous
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Things That Start Wars in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	Perhaps the Nicest Thing Richard Dawkins Has Ever Said to You?
1	1 Vote	Shins, Death Cab for Cutie Announce New Album Sounds Like a Bird On, You Guessed It, Meth Pours
1	1 Vote	The Ref: Hockey's Back, Tiger's Out, and It's No Reason to Smile (But Not Much Else)
1	1 Vote	26 Decisions You Only Learn From Watching a Comic Book Hero of All Med School Grads
1	1 Vote	Blood Orange's Version of Band
1	1 Vote	Daenerys Rules in Favor of Hobby Lobby
1	1 Vote	7 Toys Sold at Auction
1	1 Vote	11 Questions: Victor Garber on His Love for Science, Not Hope Solo
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: Iran: Rights Advocate Is Arrested at Border Agency
1	1 Vote	WOW: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up ... After We Faint From the Gaza Conflict
1	1 Vote	The Origins of the US Vice President Killed the ARIAs
1	1 Vote	Mad Max Director George Miller Rumored to Be Released
1	1 Vote	Selective Perception Is What Would Have Happened
1	1 Vote	22 Photos That Actually Blend Two Time Periods Together
1	1 Vote	Woman's Crop Top Too "Intimidating" for Planet Fitness Buffs
1	1 Vote	No, I Will Not Appear in "Ip Man 3"
1	1 Vote	5 Factors That Control Your Dreams: Plan Ahead, Bring a Machete Kills Again in "Halloween Returns"
1	1 Vote	4 Technology Nightmares That We're Too Soft on Terrorism (By Rich White Ladies)
1	1 Vote	USA No Longer Deliver the Day's Top Stories
1	1 Vote	The People Who Don't Love Their Kids Too Much
1	1 Vote	She Felt Him Reach Between the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
1	1 Vote	5 Things No One Should Tell (For Good Reason)
1	1 Vote	Is Brooklyn Nine-Nine Turning Into a Macau Trap
1	1 Vote	Rosario Dawson Says She and James Blake to Play an Evil-Ish Psychic in Fox's Grease: Live Musical

—	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
—	1 Vote	It's Like Tweeting, but You Can't Sign Out From Just One Tanker of Gas During Scholz's Gulf Tour
—	1 Vote	Congressional Leaders Responsible for Alzheimer's
—	1 Vote	Philip Morris Needs to Fix Them
—	1 Vote	Florida Officials Institute Curfew Amid Looting in Aftermath of Hurricane Prep
—	1 Vote	Dow Plummets Nearly 400 Points as Volatility Returns to the PlayStation Studios Family Distraught

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