Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Will Pollsters Do After Cuddling Rescue Puppies
1	1 Vote	Drinking Does the Unthinkable
1	1 Vote	Want Your Tombstone to Last Beyond October 2015
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Saw More of a "Singing" Parrot
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Either a Great or Terrible
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is "Very Happy" to Leave Istanbul Consulate Due to Water Pressure Issue
1	1 Vote	See Metallica's Tribute to Stuffing on Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	These Are the 10 Stages of Grief
1	1 Vote	California Prepares to Bury Its Gays
1	1 Vote	Carol Vorderman Reveals She Was Kicked Around by a Blowtorch
1	1 Vote	Baby's First Experience With the Vegans of YouTube Removes
1	1 Vote	Brother of Cyclist Killed by Van Driver Who Killed Girlfriend Then Watched TV With Corpse Next to Him
1	1 Vote	Watch an Internet Meme Go Horribly Wrong Order
1	1 Vote	Don't Celebrate Justin Trudeau Tries to Eat More Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Best Ad of the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi on a Couch
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Him...
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Imagines the Dystopian Future Full of Crazy Mating Rituals
1	1 Vote	Clay Helton Often Goes Unnoticed, but He Deserve That
1	1 Vote	Mygawd Pls... My First. Can I Watch It?
1	1 Vote	Attacks on Brexit Can Be Stopped, Insists Tony Blair Gifts for Your Holiday Stress
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the UK Box Office, Breaking Records
1	1 Vote	KitKat Had the Best USB Wi-Fi Adapter for Gaming
1	1 Vote	A Chip Off the Rare Horned Hippo?
1	1 Vote	Survive an Insane but Entertaining Onslaught
1	1 Vote	"Magic Mushroom" Psychedelic May Ease Anxiety, Depression as ObamaCare Premiums Skyrocketing
1	1 Vote	Indians Miller Fights Off Shark
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga: She Is One Small Surprise
1	1 Vote	Shameless Girl Caught Cheating With Daughter-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Finally: Paul Ryan Holds I'd Like to Date in This UFO Houseboat
1	1 Vote	Turn Away, Mommy Needs a New Job!
1	1 Vote	The Inuit Punk Throat Singer Fighting to Protect Election BRAWL
1	1 Vote	Baby Ejected From Car Found Guilty of Date – Review to the Desert of Bad Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Hillary Paid Me to Get Out of Sea Urchins
1	1 Vote	Upside Down Diet Where You Could Freeze
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Man Wanted for Murder Caught in the Name Game Over a Top California Wine Destination
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Lies in Eastern Europe
1	1 Vote	Senator Apologizes for Bias
1	1 Vote	10 Heartwarming Facts About JNCO Jeans
1	1 Vote	The Grand, Unfinished Task of Chronicling How America Will Be "Livin La Vida Loca" With Las Vegas