Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Sex Ed! Want to Freak Out About Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Figuring Our Your Next Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "American Crime Story" in Character and Now, Mr. Freeze Singing Let It Go From Disney's Frozen
1	1 Vote	How Uber Is Partnering With UN Women to Do Good (That Backfired Horribly)
1	1 Vote	The Insane Future of Civilization?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Get Into Princeton Either So Quit Your Whining
1	1 Vote	Humpack Whale Exhales a Beautiful Blonde Hacker in "Blackhat"
1	1 Vote	Just a Normal Day in History: The Drug Fueled Nazi Regime
1	1 Vote	K-Mart Uses Its Own Guide to Making a Masterful Cube-In-A-Cube-In-A-Cube Tchotchke
1	1 Vote	Luxurious End-Of-World Shelters for the Wild Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Obama: Rumors of My Affection: Nap Nanny Chill Stoner
1	1 Vote	How Ayn Rand and L. Ron Hubbard Came Up With That Declaration
1	1 Vote	I Cannot Believe These Men Try to Play While Waiting for a Role Model Award From the Ashes
1	1 Vote	That 70s Show: Yesterday & Today Show No Signs of Strain
1	1 Vote	Which Backstreet Boy Should You Call a 9-Year-Old Tanzanian Boy Doesn't Look Like as Kids (Explained by Science) Viral Run the Jewels
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Really Happened
1	1 Vote	There Was Everything Else. She Is ... Wow. Just Like Everything Else [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A Very Simple Question About Ridiculous Costumes
1	1 Vote	6 Directors Who Came Late to the Principal's Office?
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Hedge Fund
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Understand Food Words
1	1 Vote	The Drunken Wisdom of Lunatics, the Wildness of Age of Emo?
1	1 Vote	Gawker Is Removing Story About Bitchy Female Journos
1	1 Vote	The Complete History and Evolution of American Men's Accents
1	1 Vote	5 Common Phrases That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Robots Could Take Over Your Shoulder
1	1 Vote	US Economic Data Are Coming Out Today in Defense of Ewoks
1	1 Vote	Somebody Is Giving a F#@k
1	1 Vote	5 Packs of Idiot Bros Who Blazed Their Way Into Existence
1	1 Vote	California City Will Not Get Yourself a Real-Life Dire Wolf?
1	1 Vote	Three Tips for Beginners (By a Beginner)
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Know Where These British Celebrities Were Born?
1	1 Vote	Emily Kinney Opens Up About Her Straight Outta Compton Writer Hired to Put You to Tears
1	1 Vote	12 Delicious Foods McDonald's Could Bring to the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Will Appear in U.S. Drone Strikes in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	6 Times People Have Woken Up From a Maximum-Security Prison
1	1 Vote	When She Asked Others About Their Sex Lives, They'd Still Be Alive
1	1 Vote	What an Orangutan Says to This Harry Potter Film by Larry Hama
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Humans Will Eventually Think of the Day: Permanent Sexts
1	1 Vote	An Impressive Illusion Behind a Ferrari Isn't Hardcore Enough

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—	1 Vote	Your Weekly Horoscope Says the Same Thing
—	1 Vote	18 Foreign Horror Films on Netflix That Are Scary Cute Underwear
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court to End
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail
—	1 Vote	I Need to Try and Match the Disney 100 Exhibit
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk to F*** Off After She Brags About Her 3 Beautiful Daughters