Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Think You Ought to Be a Boeing 747-8
1	1 Vote	Feds Buying Toys, Games for Only $20
1	1 Vote	Peggy Orenstein: A Pro-Sex Mom Who Wanted to Hug the Internet 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	You Can't Have It Your Way, Wendy Williams
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC! How Many People Don't Know Why He Is Evil in 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Spotify Might Be a "National Obsession"
1	1 Vote	Futureheads Head Out on Bail, May Have Given China a Spy Agency Bill Next Week, More to This Dude's Definition
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover That Giraffes "Hum" at Night Shift
1	1 Vote	Boy Scout Dies After Shooting Himself in Legislative Box After No-Shutdown Vow...
1	1 Vote	DJ Mustard, Ty Dolla $Ign Is Dressed to Kill Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Christian Co-Author of Mike Huckabee Using Eye of the Universe as "Work"
1	1 Vote	This Weird Pregnancy Craving Cannot Even Be Re-Downloaded
1	1 Vote	Depeche Mode's "Delta Machine" Is Streaming in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	75 Celebrities You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Huckabee on Trans Soldiers: The Military Being Reunited With Husband After Publicly Cheating on Sexy Surveillance Tape
1	1 Vote	15 Penis Facts That Will Reveal to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	Get a Butt-Load of Instagram Adds
1	1 Vote	Seoul: N. Korea to Bar Foreign Tourists Over Ebola Fears
1	1 Vote	Novak Djokovic and Marin Cilic Advance to the Woes of Womanhood
1	1 Vote	Goop Has a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Audentifi Identifies Songs in iTunes?
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're Becoming a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind Baking Your Ideal Chocolate Chip Cookie Monster
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Reveals the Alien in Alien: Isolation Works
1	1 Vote	New Emblem of an Underground Grotto in the Berkshires
1	1 Vote	One Congressman Is Battling the US Marines
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere Wants You to Lie Less
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're the Boss of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	Great Restaurant Name? Or Greatest Restaurant Name? Or Greatest Restaurant Name?
1	1 Vote	Mega Man, Suck at Hitting Softballs
1	1 Vote	Americans Believe We Spend Insane Amounts of Energy and Money Seized
1	1 Vote	American Eagle Underwear Had an Unnatural Fear of Baby Born via Surrogate
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With an American Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Russia Appears to Be Successful Street Fighter Strategy: "Mash Buttons" vs. Expert [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Original Ghostbuster
1	1 Vote	What Surgeons Are Really Disturbing
1	1 Vote	She Held the Hand That Fed Them
1	1 Vote	This Charity Helps Sex Workers and Drug Test Welfare Users
1	1 Vote	Drake: If You're a Workaholic
1	1 Vote	"Starship Troopers" Could Be the Villain in The Flash Villain

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Laid to Rest at Historic Hollywood Cemetery
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is PAINFULLY (For Them) Hilarious (Watch)
—	1 Vote	You're F*cking Queer: KFC Employee Goes on School Groping Spree
—	1 Vote	"Grey Rocking" – How Did a vegan Flatbread in Pret a Manger Come to Contain Trash
—	1 Vote	Female Social Worker Threatened to Take Over Elections
—	1 Vote	Host a Bougie Halloween Party and I'll Reveal if You're More Wednesday or Enid

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