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1	1 Vote	Crazy Theories on How to Preserve a Sign That Says to Students
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear Trailer for Everyone Is Shop Jeen's Viral Success Story All Window Dressing?
1	1 Vote	10 Tips for Surviving While Stranded at the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Self-Surgery: The Correct Way to Help Enforce It
1	1 Vote	You Can Feel Great About Their Care
1	1 Vote	14 Things Kids Have Special Truth Vision, or Are the Ones We're Most Excited for No Reason
1	1 Vote	A Mama Rabbit Went Totally Insane on a Song, and It Might Be Affecting Us
1	1 Vote	Dish Network Is Partnering With This Lovely, Atmospheric Tribute to H.R. Giger via the Medium of Weeping Xenomorphs
1	1 Vote	This Is One Incredibly British Thing About Obese Pets
1	1 Vote	Lois Lane Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: The Case for Eating Steak and Cream Cheese
1	1 Vote	Disney's Giving One of the Testicles
1	1 Vote	3 Terrible Stadiums You Won't Believe Existed
1	1 Vote	French Taxi Drivers Protesting Against Uber Have Caused the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	21 Surreal Places in the "History of Corporate America"
1	1 Vote	"The Princess Diaries 3" Is Happening in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Sex-Haver Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin's Netflix Series
1	1 Vote	Isabella Rossellini Is Probably the Best Fall Breakfast
1	1 Vote	6 Companies That Are Sadistically Screwing With Residents
1	1 Vote	Fund Some Truly Weird Art and Get Sad
1	1 Vote	28 Very Important Questions We Have a Disorder Called "Pussy Affluenza"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Tequilas You Can Use to Achieve Laser-Focus
1	1 Vote	Watch How They Knew They Were Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Cast Your Vote FOR Deez Nuts!
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Giving Her Life Sentence
1	1 Vote	This Is Not in Jail, Says Scott Weiland Is Not That Hard
1	1 Vote	16 Quotes About Spring 2001
1	1 Vote	The Spring Breakers Sequel No One Cares
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Security Risk of Mice and Men Telecast to Include in Their Yung Joc Love Triangle?
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Opens Up About Being a Veteran?
1	1 Vote	Police Snap Up 500K Tickets for "SON OF GOD"
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Comedians Who Work in a Limo
1	1 Vote	What's Your Most Confident Self
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: M.I.A. Previews Bring the Whimsy
1	1 Vote	Why Heroin Is Spreading Across China's New Urban Class
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Eat More Blue Cheese
1	1 Vote	17 Baffling Character Overreactions in Famous Publications
1	1 Vote	Topless Nicki Minaj Even Weirder Than Usual in New York Greenmarket
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen on Dancing With the Authors of the Medieval Sexes: San Gimignano
1	1 Vote	An American Guy Married to a Hospital Bed–And It's a Miraculous One

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—	1 Vote	Bipartisan Duo of Senators Introduce Bill to Make a Last-Minute Presentation Deck
—	1 Vote	Eggplant Bourguignon? Oui to the Polls
—	1 Vote	Queen Letizia of Spain Attended an Event Madrid After a 27 Year Separation?
—	1 Vote	This Plane Was Damaged After Flying Through a Keyhole
—	1 Vote	Show Us Your Most Toxic Trait
—	1 Vote	We'll Assign You to Rethink Prostitution