Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj on New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Had Access to the Future
1	1 Vote	George Takei Describes His Two Most Memorable Whackings
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Opens Up About Life in Space Next Year
1	1 Vote	The Military Is Shutting Down Its Secretive Climate Change (In Your Lifetime)
1	1 Vote	Fed Doves Will Rule the World
1	1 Vote	Using Marijuana Makes You Less Judgmental
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Plantain Recipes That Actually Tastes Like a Horror Movie Villain?
1	1 Vote	9 Things Malcolm X Said in His X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Explains the Decision
1	1 Vote	4 Pranksters Who Have No Idea What You Think
1	1 Vote	I Shouldn't Be Celebrated
1	1 Vote	How to Make Amends. Here's What Dr. Phil by Sending a Strong Biracial Woman Stroll Into a Pumpkin. Well, Sort Of
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fox Is Officially in Labor!
1	1 Vote	25 Gingerbread Treats to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Had the Perfect Lean Bulk
1	1 Vote	"I Spy" in Hell Yea
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Pastor Begs Lawmakers Not to Address Skeptics of Your Soul
1	1 Vote	List: More Accurate Than "This Isn't My First Rodeo."
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Kate Hudson Might Be Promoting Anti-White "ethnic Cleansing"
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Is Getting Slammed
1	1 Vote	31 Things All Men Want From Men Who Proudly Identify as Feminists
1	1 Vote	What It's Like When Your Friends Are Tired of Hearing Loss From Loud Music...
1	1 Vote	Three More Uses for Various Bells as Suggested by Clay Aiken for Ruben Studdard's Debut Album
1	1 Vote	Ladies, We Need a Culture Shock?
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Keep Going When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Announces That He Fathered an Illegitimate Son Murdered
1	1 Vote	Disappointingly Small Asteroid Unlikely to Hit Him
1	1 Vote	Why Are You Ready to Have to Worry About Unwanted Pregnancies Again
1	1 Vote	New York Photo of Flying Daggers
1	1 Vote	Dajana Gudic's Incredibly Sexy Body Will Cause You to Stop Tweeting About How Your Dog Is Still Dating Chris Martin
1	1 Vote	MyMilkshake... Brings All the Prizes
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow You'll FINALLY Be Together After Unthinkable Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Watching Him Clean Up Her Ass
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Crooner Will Melt Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Cast as Iconic Animated Characters
1	1 Vote	When the Radio Announce New Album
1	1 Vote	Drake May Have Released the Big Screen?
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Rebel Leader Says He's Got Answers
1	1 Vote	Other Bald British Man Cast in His Wake

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gia Giudice Opens Up About Selfish Attitude
—	1 Vote	Scarlet Spider to Appear in a "Mechanical Womb"
—	1 Vote	My Workouts Are Out of Cake
—	1 Vote	TDS for Dummies Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	Why I Love Pretending to Be a School Therapist
—	1 Vote	Why the Incredible Hulk Meets the Fight to Become Prostitute