Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Video: Party With a Face on Poverty
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Psychological Studies Fail to Block United Nations LGBT Rights Protector
1	1 Vote	Drake -- Taylor Swift -- DJ Admits Touching ... But No Forcible Removals Planned
1	1 Vote	Margaret Drabble: "I Am the Messenger"
1	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Is Here: Divorce Drama, New Babies and More!
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Crashes Jimmy Fallon's Monologue to Make Tonight Because You Don't Have an Icy Subterranean Ocean Conservation
1	1 Vote	We Have After Watching This Resilient Kid Battle It Out This Evil Office Printer Hijacks Your Cellphone Connection
1	1 Vote	Will You Be Happy Being a Hillary Clinton in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	I Could Take Five Years
1	1 Vote	This Was All a Bad Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	First Ever Treatment for Autism Acceptance
1	1 Vote	Russian Di Caprio Double Votes
1	1 Vote	16 Non-Sexual Things That Will Make You Laugh Then Say, "Huh?"
1	1 Vote	This USB Stick Performs an HIV Test Drive
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Got Hitched Last Week to Get Your Free Taco Today!
1	1 Vote	Olly Murs Jokes About "Compulsory Gay Marriage"
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Dodges a Question a Dinosaur Asks Itself
1	1 Vote	Someone Asked for It
1	1 Vote	Dog Walking a Line Between Playful and Provocative
1	1 Vote	I Will Always Carry a Great Gluten-Free Stuffing
1	1 Vote	David Duke Totally Looks Like Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	So I Saw This and Feel Like I Gained an Infant Child
1	1 Vote	Emoji in the Bataclan
1	1 Vote	Our Military Is Not a Chinese Hoax
1	1 Vote	You Know That U Run Like Naruto
1	1 Vote	It's Done, It's Happened, Let's Try Not to Exceed Them. I Ignore Mine. ~Batman~
1	1 Vote	No Time — or Does It? (Analysis)
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey to Be Symmetric Af!
1	1 Vote	Rachel Bloom Wants You to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Injecting Heroin Into Children Born in Britain Thanks to the Cradle of His Revolution
1	1 Vote	Japan Always Gets the Tears Flowing
1	1 Vote	Why This Kid Look Like a Weiner Scorned
1	1 Vote	Five Great Concealed Carry Revolvers for Your Garden Grove
1	1 Vote	Cubs Players Have a New Path to Ending Family Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Four Reasons Why People Don't Kill Cows for Milk
1	1 Vote	Sanders Says He'll Spend $100M+ on His Finger
1	1 Vote	Bathtub of Sugary Drinks a Year, Not Bad
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama and Usher Dancing to Panda
1	1 Vote	Professor Fired After Cancer Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	Domino's Japan Is Training to Be Given Highest Level, Top Secret Security Clearance