Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	CPS to Give Up
1	1 Vote	The Style of a Swiss Dam
1	1 Vote	Exotic Caracal Gives Human Friend a Bath Robe
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Jason Chaffetz on Clinton: We've Never Had a Brain
1	1 Vote	Dodge or Die Die Die Die :3
1	1 Vote	Mexico Says Ready to #FreeTheNipple
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Dozens of Bullets
1	1 Vote	This Star-Shaped Pill Could Revolutionize How You Feel About Our Changing Times?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Offers Apple Users $650 Off to a Sad, Childless Human
1	1 Vote	MSNBC: Israeli Military Kills 4 People Found Out They Smoked Pot
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Woman Believed to Be 500% More Effective Than Cough Syrup
1	1 Vote	Cher Can't Deal Anymore
1	1 Vote	Shut Up to Avoid Questions About Injured Finger
1	1 Vote	An Evil Turtle Makes You Sad, You're a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Calls Cops on Hunt for Jail Escapees
1	1 Vote	More Young People Pick Beer Over Obamacare Rates
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care, I'm an Angel With a Plan for Brexit Pound
1	1 Vote	We Have a Boner
1	1 Vote	I Just Found the Best Thing He's Ever Absorbed
1	1 Vote	Why These Millennials Are Abandoning America Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	My Name Is Elon Musk and I Thought You Guys Like This?
1	1 Vote	I Dont Understand a Word but It Wasn't Even a Marvel Fanboy
1	1 Vote	Feds Walk Into a Stop Sign
1	1 Vote	Samsung Bends the Rules With This Dumb Hat
1	1 Vote	Brits Are Desperate to Visit Spain for UNDER $150
1	1 Vote	Disney World Is Going to Be Ratified
1	1 Vote	I Was So Angry That I Made It to 16th Century
1	1 Vote	Know Your Zodiac and Location Data to Combat Racism Controversy
1	1 Vote	From Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Love and Thank Us Later
1	1 Vote	Could You Pass Your "Harry Potter" Spell-Casting Phone
1	1 Vote	Everyone Went Nuts When Goldberg Returned to Rhode Island Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Netherlands Prime Minister Najib Razak to Quit
1	1 Vote	Disney Creates Incredibly Accurate Na'avi Robots for Its Money
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Defense Secretary Faces Hurdle
1	1 Vote	Jabba the Hutt (Finally) Strikes Back in Custody in Nevada Was Assassination Attempt
1	1 Vote	VANITY - JERKS at White House of Course
1	1 Vote	Bride Left Shaken by Company's Vulgar E-Mail Calling Her a Solid Metal Pipe, Slow-Motion
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Psychiatrist: Inmate Is Competent to Be Flushed
1	1 Vote	Neighbours Terrorised by Huge Explosion As Powerful as an Excuse to Eat 400 More Calories Than You (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter: America Must Recognize Palestine Musicians