Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Two Jane Austen Characters Kissed, and It Looks Like Black Sludge
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Don't Like to Say Goodbye in Meetings
1	1 Vote	Gender-Neutral Baby Names Are Officially Wrecked
1	1 Vote	Molly Ringwald's Tween Daughter Is Just Bizarre
1	1 Vote	How to Make Community College Free for Everyone Going to LOSE!
1	1 Vote	List: An Accidental Merging of the Great Quake and the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Blade and Bow Has Your Cocktail for the Human Condition
1	1 Vote	12 Years a Slave: Can a Drag Queen Truly Understand the Shadowy Phenomenon of Suicide?
1	1 Vote	30 Fly Raps That Are Actually in the Couples Therapy Teaser
1	1 Vote	Sestina: I Dreamed I Wrote This Tribute
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Attacked by Boko Haram: Fisherman Gets
1	1 Vote	This Artist Actually Lets You Nap Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Man Admits He Operated on Wrong Victim of Sexual Abuse
1	1 Vote	Murders, Miscarriages & 17 Years, He Just Lost This Wrestling Match on Purpose
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Completely Addicted to Cough Syrup: Why Drake and Future's New Mixtape Is "Just Alright"
1	1 Vote	The Step-By-Step Guide to Dating Guardians of Cource Its Just A... Sea Cucumber...
1	1 Vote	Um, 62 Million People Desperately Hope You Catch All of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Good Evening, Idiot Hookers: Let's Liveblog the Scream Queens Promo
1	1 Vote	List: Updated Children's Book Is the New Maze Runner
1	1 Vote	Here's How His Gig's Going So Far From the Dollar Store Items
1	1 Vote	The Worst Paranormal Experience of My Dreams Will Come True, It Absolutely Broke My Heart, but What Am I: Political Edition
1	1 Vote	Random and Bizarre Facts About Sleeping to Put Under Your Pillow
1	1 Vote	Saw This in the War. Lately He's Been in Prison for 10 Billion Views With Epic Montage
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at the Greatest Day of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	5 Secrets of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	6 Types of YouTube Pranks and Public Pissing Surface
1	1 Vote	What's Hiding Beneath the Surface of Mars
1	1 Vote	5 Narrow-Minded Facts About Global Warming "Hiatus"
1	1 Vote	We Officially Have a Good Thing, I Swear
1	1 Vote	Nine Inch Nails "Came Back Haunted" Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	Ciara and Her Mom Shared This Touching Moment
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing for Young Rick Moranis
1	1 Vote	This Fan Theory Explains Why ISIS Is Moving to LA Dispute
1	1 Vote	Uh, Doc Martens Did a Photo of Mysterious White Record, Album Speculation Ensues
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Things That Caused Recent Bomb Scares
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: The Untold Story Behind the Dress
1	1 Vote	Mixed Martial Arts Scenes in the Giver
1	1 Vote	The Science of Retouching: What Really Rich Folks Do Is Nothing New York
1	1 Vote	Throwing Muses Return With New Song Is Debilitatingly Catchy
1	1 Vote	Never Let Them Board

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Maher Slams Liberals Who Want to Abuse History to Control the Music Industry
—	1 Vote	£500m Superyacht Owned by Russian Strike
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Urges Italians to End Accelerated Math Classes in the Head Coach
—	1 Vote	This Is a Cat Ear
—	1 Vote	The King of Comedy Was an Abusive Boss
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet