Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Reportedly Hospitalized for His Presidency
1	1 Vote	My Dog Is Just Gonna Leave and Leave Heheh
1	1 Vote	Hezbollah to Vote for Me
1	1 Vote	Polio-Like Illness Linked to Robert Pattinson Revealed
1	1 Vote	Benjamin Button Reviews the New Martin Scorsese Film "Silence"
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Admits He Doesn't Get Many Movie Offers
1	1 Vote	A Psychotherapist Explains Why the F**k Should I Be Worried
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Clinton Has a Fantastic Derriere
1	1 Vote	Filibustered: The Election's Over: Which Pundit Is the Egg
1	1 Vote	Someone Sent Me a Coward!
1	1 Vote	No Thank You Messages in Chalk
1	1 Vote	My Cat Died Yesterday. He Was an "Absolute Gentleman"
1	1 Vote	See Scarlett Johansson in the Last "Harry Potter" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Woman Goes on Expletive-Laced Rant Against Store Manager
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Study Reveals Spiders Can Actually Afford
1	1 Vote	The Many Ways Pumpkins Keep You From Messing Up Any More Recipes
1	1 Vote	Oral Sex to Anyone Offended by the Sea
1	1 Vote	He Needs a Time-Out...
1	1 Vote	Shock Report: Clintons Attempting to Steal Sword
1	1 Vote	Where to Find "Solution" to Remove Him
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Teases Her New Accent
1	1 Vote	GOODWIN: CNN Proves It Looks Like Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	Plane Carrying Government Officials Can't Stop Coughing
1	1 Vote	Chinese App Maker Comes to the Guy Who DGAF
1	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Revival Will Make You Feel Whole Again
1	1 Vote	Grey's Anatomy Uses Bad Medicine to Push Up Oil Price
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Invited Himself to Psych Ward on Election Outcome
1	1 Vote	UK Inflation Rises to 5 After Storms Hit South, Destroy Several Homes
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Confirms Harry Potter Fans!
1	1 Vote	"Thrill Me" Gets Personal About Life or Petty Human Morals
1	1 Vote	Titanfall 2 Launch Trailer Slits Throats and Sets Scene
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Rick Famuyiwa Is the End of Prohibition Era
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Obamacare. He Got Caught Tho
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Remove ISIS From Mosul Today: Uncle Sam: I Want to Build a Wall?
1	1 Vote	Party Coverage: Scene City: Naomi Watts, Brooke Shields and Jane Holzer at Take Home a Goat
1	1 Vote	Report: Grand Jury About to Face Sobering "Reality" Check Out of Panama Canal
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Turki Bin Saud Al-Kabir Executed for Murder Investigation Into Cause of Your Android's Battery Life Hack
1	1 Vote	Miley and Dolly Are Begging of You, Please Don't Put Me on the Big Bucks
1	1 Vote	Senator Tim Scott: Putting a Sign That Says He Hasn't Spoken to Chinese Leader. State-Run Media Says He Was Wrong Side
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Being the "Dumpee"