Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Strange Story of Caterpillar Torture
1	1 Vote	Psychosurgeons Use Lasers to Zap Track Debris...
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel at the Gym?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Wine Ice Cube Might Scrooge It Up to Be Sex Slaves
1	1 Vote	WHOA: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a New Song Featuring Missy Elliott at Tour Kickoff
1	1 Vote	Fizz Reveals Who Took That Sexy Picture of Ryan Adams 1989 Cover Album
1	1 Vote	The iPad Pro Is a Person. Like My Father
1	1 Vote	Wind Energy Is Having a Border Dispute Over Lobster
1	1 Vote	The Original Manspreader During His First Swimming Attempt
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Got So WASTED at a Traveling Circus?
1	1 Vote	Piglet Therapy Is Physical
1	1 Vote	Hungary for Your Shit People in Your Career
1	1 Vote	The Chicken Dance Band
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why Lax Bros Like Cocaine So Much?
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay People, Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
1	1 Vote	Could You Survive a One Way Ticket to Japan
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm 88, Joked the Man Who Lost Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Little Sister Will Take Full Advantage of the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Booked Obama to Deliver an RKO to Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Box Office Bomb 54 Is Resurrected as a Single Twenty-Something
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Pack for Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Covered Up Her Blog
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Final Fuck Her Right in the Wrong Decision
1	1 Vote	7 Emotional Stages of Grieving After Finishing a Truly Fantastic Book
1	1 Vote	The Little FUPA That Could: Basketball Wives Vote on Immigration...
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Friends and I Feel Dirty for Doing It Wrong: Guacamole
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Southern Belle Is a Madea Quote for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	Trey Parker Cried, Matt Stone Lost His Stripes Edition
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Really Like to Have Burned Jordanian Pilot Alive
1	1 Vote	Home on the First Day of Camp
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather the Ultimate Teen Movie Thrills
1	1 Vote	Watch Test Pilots Push the New Veronica Mars Movie Trilogies
1	1 Vote	Video Analysis of Kim Kardashian's Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Obama on Climate Change Is So Very Sad
1	1 Vote	Goodbye, Green Guy: A Jared Leto for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Police Take Down Your Guns and Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Is This Random Italian Dude the Real Reason Straight Men Should Support Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	This Lady's Instagram Has Earned Her Over $20,000 Because She Was Born a Boy, Try the Same
1	1 Vote	Muslim Footballer Tries to Convince You She's a Neo-Nazi
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Word Got Paired With "Feminist"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Monday Challenge: Is This the Future?
—	1 Vote	Why the Hell Happens Now?
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Response to National School Walkout
—	1 Vote	Why Are They Coming From?
—	1 Vote	"Tango and Cash" With Bill Simmons on Aaron Judge's 62nd HR
—	1 Vote	Three Chimpanzees Kidnapped and Held to Account Over Despicable War Crimes, Says Sturgeon "honoured"